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Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

how could you post something so antisemetic

# ? Dec 6, 2021 01:52

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 09:19

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/BrettThousand/status/1467615731000950785?t=bNXxCh5nE-xP6VAfuj8uuQ&s=19

# ? Dec 6, 2021 01:57

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

Gripweed posted:

https://twitter.com/BrettThousand/status/1467615731000950785?t=bNXxCh5nE-xP6VAfuj8uuQ&s=19

Lol. I bet it tastes good

# ? Dec 6, 2021 02:03

some plague rats: Jun 5, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

droll posted:

Acknowledging his scars from dangerous mining work, and from numerous fistfights with police and militia, he liked to say, "I've never read Marx's Capital, but I have the marks of capital all over me."

That might just be the toughest thing anyone has ever said

# ? Dec 6, 2021 02:05

Yestermoment: Jul 27, 2007

Norm was Dole's phylactery. Without him, Dole was vulnerable.

# ? Dec 6, 2021 02:07

Junpei: Oct 4, 2015; Can't post for 11 years!

# ? Dec 6, 2021 02:17

tmfc: Sep 28, 2006

Gripweed posted:

https://twitter.com/BrettThousand/status/1467615731000950785?t=bNXxCh5nE-xP6VAfuj8uuQ&s=19

shouts out to the black community

# ? Dec 6, 2021 02:20

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Gripweed posted:

https://twitter.com/BrettThousand/status/1467615731000950785?t=bNXxCh5nE-xP6VAfuj8uuQ&s=19

lol

# ? Dec 6, 2021 02:24

Shalebridge Cradle: Apr 23, 2008

https://twitter.com/ElectionLegal/status/1467415747005714433

# ? Dec 6, 2021 02:30

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/shopatwalmart/status/1467053869058375681?t=8nZtNCCBT3UirKAspgEHgw&s=19

# ? Dec 6, 2021 02:31

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/bobbyonmain/status/1467588717686759433

# ? Dec 6, 2021 02:36

Vladimir Poutine: Aug 13, 2012

Pablo Nergigante posted:

RIP Bob Dole

Bob Dole doesn�t need this

# ? Dec 6, 2021 02:36

Brrrmph: Feb 27, 2016; Слава Україні!

Junpei posted:

This is hard to read

# ? Dec 6, 2021 02:45

Jabberlock: Nov 29, 2014

# ? Dec 6, 2021 03:00

Junpei: Oct 4, 2015; Can't post for 11 years!

Brrrmph posted:

This is hard to read

turn on your monitor

# ? Dec 6, 2021 03:10

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

Brrrmph posted:

This is hard to read

its a fine size if you are using a normal sized computer for adults instead of some hand held toy

# ? Dec 6, 2021 03:24

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

duz posted:

its a fine size if you are using a normal sized computer for adults i

like an animal? never

# ? Dec 6, 2021 03:29

tokin opposition: Apr 8, 2021; I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

duz posted:

its a fine size if you are using a normal sized computer for adults instead of some hand held toy

ok

BOOMER

# ? Dec 6, 2021 04:18

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

lmfao Oswald cobblepot rear end

"life not important, only number important"

# ? Dec 6, 2021 04:19

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

https://twitter.com/HeathcliffBot/status/1467539357435416576?t=PZ5ocrq8KEVqVGRnVccbRQ&s=19

# ? Dec 6, 2021 04:26

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

calling that cake a 'staple' food implies black culinary tradition revolves in part around 7 Up cake, and that's a fun reality

# ? Dec 6, 2021 04:33

Cpt_Obvious: Jun 18, 2007

Junpei posted:

turn on your monitor

ok lol junpei.

# ? Dec 6, 2021 04:39

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Mantis42 posted:

When you 🥜 in space it push you backwards

https://twitter.com/hankgreen/status/987316157102174208?t=PkYsJFFIj2jyjLqacfVQJg&s=19

# ? Dec 6, 2021 04:45

Brrrmph: Feb 27, 2016; Слава Україні!

Junpei posted:

turn on your monitor

duz posted:

its a fine size if you are using a normal sized computer for adults instead of some hand held toy

Not physically hard to read. The cadence is strange and hard to absorb.

# ? Dec 6, 2021 04:47

tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

Wasabi the J posted:

When you 🥜 in space it push you backwards

https://twitter.com/hankgreen/status/987316157102174208?t=PkYsJFFIj2jyjLqacfVQJg&s=19

Post-nut velocity.

# ? Dec 6, 2021 05:04

Clark Nova: Jul 18, 2004

Brrrmph posted:

This is hard to read

you can just copy/paste OCR image text on a mac now, so:

quote:

ms-demeanor
I am a glorified office administrator who understands server hardware why am I
the only person in this company who gets what social engineering is?
Q
ms-demeanor
Total stranger on the phone who we've never spoken to before: I have
power of attorney over the CEO of this corporation and we are a customer of
yours. Please change the administrator password on the server to XXXXX
My boss, putting on white grease paint and a red wig: Oh, of course! Let's
do it quickly so that you'll want to keep working with us since you're going to be
making business decisions!
Me: I would sell you to satan for one corn chip and I'm allergic to corn but before
you do this maybe you should call someone who is actually on our contact list
for our customer and see if they've ever heard of this stranger.
My boss, looking through a selection of shoes that honk when you walk:
Oh. but she said that it was very important that none of the employees know
what was happening because they're making staffing changes.
Me: As your lawyer I recommend that you just call a single one of our contacts
and see if they've ever heard of her name
My boss, shoving all of our technicians into a VW beetle: You're not my
lawyer.
Me: HOW THE gently caress WOULD YOU KNOW? I COULD BE! YOU SHOULD
MAYBE CHECK ON THAT.
at patrithebat
TIL everyone's employee ID at my company is the last five of their SSN
Boss: On the bright side, it's only the last five
Me: YOU CAN COMMIT FRAUD WITH FOUR
zevveli
Security firms that are hired to check the security of banks will often use the
following tactic: They will walk up to the teller in a suit with their ID badge and a
clipboard and go:
"Hello I am (name] from [security firm] we've been hired to verify the security of
the facility I need to see your computers."
"Erm...I'll have to verify that with my managers.'
"Congratulations, you have just passed the security verification." [Scribbles on
clipboard] "But in all seriousness I do need to verify your security so I need to
see your computers.
"Oh okay." AND LETS THEM IN.
palindromordnilap
"Social engineering" is a way too fancy word for what it is. I know a guy (not
personally) who broke several people out of prison by essentially writing
"Greetings, please release this person, signed, whoever the judge is" on a piece
of paper and faxing it there. Because no one would have a fax machine in their
own house I guess.