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It's always within 3 days of a school shooting in the US.
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Yeah but it's not always a special edition christmas-themed shooting
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Dec 6, 2021 20:23
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Aphrodite posted:It's always within 3 days of a school shooting in the US. That is not true, we had months without a school shooting (during the pandemic, when everyone was remote)!
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Dec 6, 2021 20:33
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Thanatosian posted:That is not true, we had months without a school shooting (during the pandemic, when everyone was remote)! Oh I'm sure there were some school shootings that happened remotely during that time.
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Dec 6, 2021 21:22
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Captain Hygiene posted:Oh I'm sure there were some school shootings that happened remotely during that time. There was at least one kid that got the cops called on him because of a nerf gun. Ever vigilant!
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Dec 6, 2021 22:12
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Captain Hygiene posted:Oh I'm sure there were some school shootings that happened remotely during that time. 
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Dec 6, 2021 22:19
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Lol the coward pigs locked replies too.
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Dec 7, 2021 00:41
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Captain Hygiene posted:🎶 So be good for goodness' sake 🎶 Lmao. The War on Christmas continues to escalate
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Dec 7, 2021 02:02
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Dec 7, 2021 18:26
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A new form of dumb marketing I've noticed: ads for media that doesn't quickly tell you the name. Some have the sense to at least have the name in the bottom corner, but there's still constant ads on youtube which don't have the name within the five seconds before you can skip. I just got an ad for a game, I was willing to learn more, I sat through an extra minute expecting a title, but it didn't bother to tell me what it was and I'm not going to wait the sixteen minutes of ad to find out.
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Dec 8, 2021 01:49
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HelleSpud posted:A new form of dumb marketing I've noticed: ads for media that doesn't quickly tell you the name. Some have the sense to at least have the name in the bottom corner, but there's still constant ads on youtube which don't have the name within the five seconds before you can skip.  The most recent one I remember is for that ad for the stupid Gossip Girl reboot/sequel. Halfway through the ad, I started going "An unseen woman is narrating and everyone looks rich, this is Gossip Girl, ain't it?" and it took SO LONG to finally loving flash the name on the screen.
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Dec 8, 2021 01:56
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Bad boys and girls are getting lead this year.
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Dec 8, 2021 02:04
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I guess this has something to do with privacy, but it makes my boring ol' dry skin ointment prescription sound a bit more exciting
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Dec 8, 2021 15:01
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Weird way to brag about your penis mightier..
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Dec 8, 2021 15:13
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Len posted:There was at least one kid that got the cops called on him because of a nerf gun. Ever vigilant! 3 guesses what color that kid's skin is. https://www.northjersey.com/story/n...rear end/3468499001/ Also lmao he gets popped for a nerf gun on a Zoom but the Michigan kid got handed a real gun by his parents and numerous calls to the police about the written threats the kid was making went unanswered.
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Dec 9, 2021 04:07
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If you know a better way to get more trans astronauts I'd like to hear it.
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Dec 9, 2021 04:11
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Dec 9, 2021 04:12
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Fart Water?
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Dec 9, 2021 04:17
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Two pitchers with two arrows pointing at them. Which is free fart, which is fart-free? You sigh, and mix them. Free half-fart water will have to do.
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Dec 9, 2021 05:24
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lmbo
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Dec 9, 2021 05:43
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Brawnfire posted:Two pitchers with two arrows pointing at them. Which is free fart, which is fart-free? You sigh, and mix them. Free half-fart water will have to do. I'd like all my water to be fart free please. Not kink shaming
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Dec 9, 2021 06:04
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Fart-free water sounds silly, but gassy water is a real problem in Flint.
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Dec 9, 2021 06:08
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It's the reliance on fartesian wells.
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Dec 9, 2021 06:13
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I only drink fartled water
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Dec 9, 2021 06:16
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Evian spelled sideways is rear end Vein
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Dec 9, 2021 06:18
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When did the ACLU become transphobic?
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Dec 9, 2021 06:22
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You can't monetize farts. You never can, never will. *Fartr starts up tomorrow, it is valued at 2 billion dollars*
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Dec 9, 2021 07:47
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:You can't monetize farts. You never can, never will. YouTuber sells ‘farts in a jar’, 97 jars sold in 2 days
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Dec 9, 2021 08:25
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This requires some context. In late summer, Parmigiano Reggiano (the PDO cheese from Italy) did a series of commercials about a group of people partecipating in a MasterChef-style contest, in which they had to cook dishes using the cheese. All was well until they decided to do an episode about the protagonists visiting the dairy, to see how the cheese is actually made. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeUHImm4itA Transcript is as follows: Dairy boss: "Parmigiano Reggiano only contains milk, salt, and rennet. Nothing else. Plus some natural bacteria found in the whey. The only additive is Renatino, who's been working here since he was eighteen, every day, 365 days a year." Young guy: "Renatino, let me tell you. You're great." Girl 1: "The best." Girl 2: "Do you really work 365 days a year?" Renatino: "Yes." Young guy: "And... Are you happy?" Renatino: "Yes." And this is the short version. There's a longer version of the ad, over four minutes long, with several added scenes, where it turns out that Renatino literally has never taken a day off or been on vacation in his entire life. So we have the ad basically normalising someone working literally like a slave, without any off days or vacation days or sick days, while all the while infantilising them (the "-ino" suffix is a diminutive, and often used for very small children -- if you use it when talking to someone, you're basically talking down to them). This ad was originally only released online, but this month they started airing it on TV as well. And let me tell you, it didn't go over that well: there's been an uproar online, labour associations have denounced the ad, and a boycott of the cheese has been called (they've already seen a slight drop in sales); if you'll notice, comments to the video have been turned off. Meanwhile, there's been several editorials published in mainstream newspapers, which amount to "Why are people complaining? It's just an ad, is all, you all should go and touch grass." Basically damage control on the part of the burgeoise.
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Dec 9, 2021 08:57
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:You can't monetize farts. You never can, never will.
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Dec 9, 2021 12:06
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Mikl posted:This requires some context. They already pulled it.
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Dec 9, 2021 12:12
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Grandma got gunned down by a reindeer.
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Dec 9, 2021 12:15
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lmao
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Admiral Joeslop posted:They already pulled it. Huh, it was there this morning. Ah well, this is the full-sized video (until they pull that too) which is kinda cringe; the relevant part starts at 1 minute 29 seconds: Dairy chief: "This is Renato, one of our youngest employees, he's been doing this since he was 18, every morning, 365 days per year." Then again, at 2 minutes 40 seconds: Young guy: "Renatino let me tell you, you're great." Girl 1: "The best." Girl 2: "Do you really work 365 days per year?" *Renato nods* Girl 1: "So you've never been to the sea?" Renato: "No." Girl 3: "To Paris?" Renato: "No." Young guy: "Ever been skiing?" Renato: "Nope." Young guy 2: "And... Are you happy?" Renato: "Yes." Even with full context, it doesn't really go over that well, does it? 
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Dec 9, 2021 12:44
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feels incredibly awful these hipsters in the vid are there seemingly on vaca kicking it into complete hedonism while they grill a guy who has no life outside of working
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Dec 9, 2021 13:38
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Fart? Free water!
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Dec 9, 2021 13:46
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:You can't monetize farts. You never can, never will. Henry II gave his favourite farter an estate in exchange for a yearly performance at his court
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:You can't monetize farts. You never can, never will. Mr Methane in the UK has managed just that.
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