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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

No..no if you want to gawk at big turds you can just read my posting history. THanks.

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Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/ChaseMit/status/1466886220005326849

https://twitter.com/WalkerJFGlenn/status/1467868913765699592




Oh god, this reminds me of this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/rpdrcringe/comments/orpdzx/proposing_right_in_front_of_denalis_salad/

Endymion FRS MK1
Oct 29, 2011

I don't know what this thing is, and I don't care. I'm just tired of seeing your stupid newbie av from 2011.

*Gamefreak designers furiously take notes*

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Are dooks protected under HIPAA?

Being identified by your massive dooks is def a concern for goons

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Leon Sumbitches posted:

Being identified as massive dooks is def a concern for goons

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/mslauramac/status/1467702556952600576

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
The photoshop with the half cranial clear plastic from Zorg is so on point with that pic.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/musicstruggles1/status/1467585670348775428

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Ror posted:

scroll past if you don’t want to see a big poop

you know you want to see the big poop


https://twitter.com/lemlemanski/status/1467260983076954122

God drat they taking it to maternity?

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



how do they even get something like that out of someone? Do they just have to peel the person off the turd like a mold?

OPAONI
Jul 23, 2021

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Are dooks protected under HIPAA?

Nah. That's why you can find pictures of wild things up peoples butts via xray online, there's no patient identifying information attached. If I saw you take it and said 'hey look at this guy who makes enormous poops!' I could get fired/prosecuted bc I work in a hospital, but some rando who IDs you as big poopin patrick can't get in any trouble.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Sorry to spam the thread, but work is going SO SLOW. Last one for today, promise.

https://twitter.com/ersatz_elevator/status/1467714763874525184

https://twitter.com/GoodPoliticGuy/status/1467598673320292360

https://twitter.com/manapool_/status/1467678376106332162

https://twitter.com/andersleehere/status/1467576353902018567

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Boss makes a dollar you make a dime, that's why you post on company time

Also Jon is correct

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

“So anyway, lemme tell you about uma thurman’s feet. Hey what size are you anyway?”

/runs away screaming

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

This probably works with anything tbh. I like their films but you loving know they are insufferable to talk to.

Makes me think of A Clockwork Orange.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

dialhforhero posted:

This probably works with anything tbh. I like their films but you loving know they are insufferable to talk to.

Makes me think of A Clockwork Orange.

You just wanna do cocaine with Kubrick

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

A Moose posted:

how do they even get something like that out of someone? Do they just have to peel the person off the turd like a mold?

Laxative, probably. A turd that size is usually the result of pretty serious constipation.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/IrvineWelsh/status/1467628116109635590

Lol

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/DoubleGrapeApe/status/1467902047039234050

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014




https://twitter.com/TheHyyyype/status/1467892126738493451

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve


At first I thought this was one of those computer made art things. The colors and flow, you know?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

My mom, nurse of 40 years, told me of the time a coworker was walking around with a turd that big or bigger wrapped in one of those baby blankets every hospital on planet earth seems to use, asking people if they wanted to see her baby.

nurses loving rule

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

They do, but sometimes the line between a breakdown and a joke is razor thin.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Brandfarlig posted:

They do, but sometimes the line between a breakdown and a joke is razor thin.

Yeah, there's a huge anti-vax segment of nurses. Like, I think most nurses you meet aren't anti-vax, but nurses are over represented in the anti-vax poo poo compared to in the general population.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ddoniolvalcroze/status/1467895305840463877

https://twitter.com/ddoniolvalcroze/status/1467888333401751552

https://twitter.com/RealSardonicus/status/1467883227956363272

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Skwirl posted:

Yeah, there's a huge anti-vax segment of nurses. Like, I think most nurses you meet aren't anti-vax, but nurses are over represented in the anti-vax poo poo compared to in the general population.
Probably a phenomenon similar to the majority of creationist "scientists" being engineers.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Skwirl posted:

Yeah, there's a huge anti-vax segment of nurses. Like, I think most nurses you meet aren't anti-vax, but nurses are over represented in the anti-vax poo poo compared to in the general population.


FFT posted:

Probably a phenomenon similar to the majority of anti-evolution "scientists" being engineers.

Yup, this article goes more into it.

https://www.npr.org/2021/09/18/1037975289/unvaccinated-covid-19-vaccine-refuse-nurses-heath-care-workers

quote:

But Butler points out that widespread misinformation plays a role here, too. And nurses are not taught the ins and outs of vaccine research. The vaccination gap between physicians and nurses, she says, comes down to an education gap.

"When you have these new diseases popping up, it's really on nurses to educate themselves on what the research is," Butler says. "You had nurses who were floundering, looking for information. So now we see this educational gap."

"We are seeing the nurses who weren't trained to recognize poorly written studies; they weren't trained to recognize anti-vaccine propaganda," she says. "And it's very convincing. That's what our struggle is in the nursing community."

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



friendship ended with Krampus

now sexy lady Krampus is my best friend

https://twitter.com/ddoniolvalcroze/status/1466487101310918665

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Ror posted:

friendship ended with Krampus

now sexy lady Krampus is my best friend

https://twitter.com/ddoniolvalcroze/status/1466487101310918665

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2Pi1fljNyY

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Ror posted:

friendship ended with Krampus

now sexy lady Krampus is my best friend

https://twitter.com/ddoniolvalcroze/status/1466487101310918665

https://twitter.com/theonlymayhem/status/1071938895464427520

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Brandfarlig posted:

They do, but sometimes the line between a breakdown and a joke is razor thin.

They're pretty twisted in general. She once told me that Nurse Jackie is the only realistic medical show ever made and after meeting her work friends for the better part of 30 years I believe her.

Skwirl posted:

Yeah, there's a huge anti-vax segment of nurses. Like, I think most nurses you meet aren't anti-vax, but nurses are over represented in the anti-vax poo poo compared to in the general population.

You'll never find anyone who trusts doctors less.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Ror posted:

friendship ended with Krampus

now sexy lady Krampus is my best friend

https://twitter.com/ddoniolvalcroze/status/1466487101310918665

Dear Lady Krampus,

I have been Very Bad this year

Do with this information what you will.

Please.

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

https://twitter.com/HourlyYeen/status/1467691765352202240?t=sSYLQgPrWjzGb1B5Yu1zWQ&s=19

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/CosyCIub/status/1468000223872045059?s=20

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/dogboner/status/1467952160843440133?s=20

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Huh, why does that name sound so fa- AHA.

https://www.waaytv.com/content/news/YouTube-Nicole-Arbour-is-so-sick-of-everyone-being-mad-about-slavery-482797171.html

https://people.com/music/youtube-star-nicole-arbour-slammed-version-childish-gambino-this-is-america/

https://people.com/celebrity/nicole-arbour-fired-from-movie-fat-shaming-video-backlash/

A professional mouth-runner (who once stormed off Candace Owens's show)!

(Oh god, she used to date Matthew Santoro. Don't know who that is? Yes you do!

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 02:50 on Dec 7, 2021

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/RaphaelBW/status/1467684588944179202

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

They're pretty twisted in general. She once told me that Nurse Jackie is the only realistic medical show ever made and after meeting her work friends for the better part of 30 years I believe her.

You'll never find anyone who trusts doctors less.

Part of their job is checking for Doctor errors. Unfortunately some draw the conclusion that catching those errors means they know more than doctors. Which makes them very open to woo bullshit. I watched my ex go through that.

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Friend
Aug 3, 2008

Read After Burning posted:

Don't know who that is? Yes you do!



I guess I'm glad to know I still don't

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