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Evil Willow posted:AITA for offending the bride and groom? hooo boy is Maya gonna be mad when she finds out that that is very much not normal here and her friends lied to her
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Fatkraken posted:relatively recent post, but does anyone have a link to the story about the screaming gamer girlfriend which featured a line to the effect of "I thought she stayed up all night gaming because she was afraid of the sun" or something? I've been having a bad few months (years) headspace wise and that's one of the few things that has really made me laugh in these dark times, I want to save it forever and treasure it like the gem it is. I’m a bit further back in the thread so not sure if someone has already responded but I think this is the one?
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 07:42 |
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Mortified by the queefquote:The other day I queefed during sex for the first time with a new guy that I’m seeing. I’m completely mortified to the point where I just keep having crying spells and freaking out. How do I even have sex with him again without guarantee-ing that it doesn’t happen again? It’s literally eating away at me. How the gently caress do I get over it? Should I talk to him about it?
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Mx. posted:Mortified by the queef this person needs anti-anxiety meds and maybe some light therapy but mostly anti-anxiety meds
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Ten years of no queefs? Was she loving ninjas?
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 08:13 |
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You queefed, babe.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for telling my girlfriend to cover up her body when strangers enter the home? Congrats to him for dating someone so rich she doesn't have to see the help as people. Suck it up and enjoy the perks or run the hell away
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 08:34 |
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it came from r/legaladvice Bf bought me 6k in crypto but won’t give it to me... quote:My bf rather than buy me a ring to propose bought me 6k in crypto. He put this in text message and screenshot the confirmation number as it happened and said he thought investing would be smarter because I’d be able to take the money and buy whatever I wanted with it. He then joked in person that it’s up to $46,000. When I asked if I can choose when to take it, he smiled and said no, it’s his. He said he’d consider giving me the original investment but after he takes the earnings when he chooses. As of now, he’s cheated and I’m heavily pregnant. I quit my job to be a full time mother but have since been told to stay away because I don’t condone his cheating. Do I have a right to the money? I’m scared to ask him because I don’t want him to think I was ever after the money. It was his idea. But now I need the money because I’m single, jobless, and in debt. Is the screenshot admissible in court? Can I even go to court over this since all I have is his word and texts shown he purchased it as an alternative to a ring way early on? Thank you, I’m sorry for the drama.
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teen witch posted:it came from r/legaladvice This is just sad.
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JFC that woman needs to get pulled out of there and into a shelter for serious rehabilitation and care. It sounds bad.
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Hughlander posted:AITA for “overreacting” and telling my bf he can’t be in our guest Worth revisiting for the buried lede that the boyfriend is 36, just moved out for the first time, fucks around on rent payments and then gets insecure that everyone is holding him to a basic adult standard. I ain't shaming for moving out when you're 36. Housing prices and wages suck and that's just how it be sometimes. But mentally/emotionally how do you get to be at middle age before wrapping your head around the concept of "don't gently caress with rent payments?"
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Mx. posted:Mortified by the queef Ah, to be young again.
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Flared Basic Bitch posted:Ah, to be young again. quote:we’re both in our late 20s and well experienced in the bedroom.
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Blue Moonlight posted:We’ve pointed out how awful the OP of the headliner is, and the reply letter, but let’s not sleep on this: Both sides of my family had this idea for every Christmas Eve and Day. Which is why I hate Christmas, because they were all putting on the biggest smiles and handing out gifts and candy canes to hide decades of abuse, addiction, mental illness, legal trouble, child molestation, and whatever the gently caress was wrong with Aunt Cheryl's left hand.
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# ? Dec 7, 2021 14:08 |
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So what was wrong with her left hand?
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teen witch posted:it came from r/legaladvice That could be a question on a Contract Law exam! What an interesting one
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Vim Fuego posted:That could be a question on a Contract Law exam! What an interesting one It’s pretty clear that he intended to give her the coins by oral contract and there is evidence to that effect. It’s actually too straightforward to be interesting: they are hers.
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Mortified by the queef Revved up like a douche We’re gonna fart into the night
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Vim Fuego posted:That could be a question on a Contract Law exam! What an interesting one Gains aren't realized until sale, so if he's HODLing she could absolutely take a swing in small claims court.
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A gift has to actually be effected to be enforceable, what we have here is a promise of a gift which is governed by the classical legal principle of 'gently caress off and stop wasting my time'.
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Mx. posted:Mortified by the queef Just wait til you straight-up fart during sex.
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OhAreThey posted:Just wait til you straight-up fart during sex. women don't fart, duh
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Mx. posted:Mortified by the queef How did this woman ever manage to venture outside of her home in the first place? Legit baffled by the level of crippling anxiety here.
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AITA for ruining thanksgiving?quote:I (30f) met my bf (30m) 3 years ago. Before me he was together with his HS sweetheart. They fell out of love and broke up. A year later we started dating. His mom however was still heartbroken about it. I was very understanding and thought she needed time to get to know me. The ex basically grew up with them and they saw her as a part of the family.
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for ruining thanksgiving? Lol
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Janet is the rear end in a top hat for not bringing the Turkey duh
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for ruining thanksgiving? This lady owns
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Oh mom got jokes? I got jokes
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I worked with someone once who intentionally misremembered my name over and over as some sort of dumb bullying power-move, so I appreciate that. gently caress those people.
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what kind of weak rear end Thanksgiving doesn't have multiple meals' worth of sides, anyhow if you show up to Thanksgiving without a turkey the only thing you have ruined is weekend leftovers
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Dazerbeams posted:How did this woman ever manage to venture outside of her home in the first place? Legit baffled by the level of crippling anxiety here. If you can't leave the house without queefing you might want to consult a doctor...
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Consult your doctor if you experience a queef lasting more than 4 hours. AITA for telling my boyfriend that he should’ve covered up his tattoos if he wanted ANY respect from my family? quote:My bf and I have been together for almost 2 years. We’re polar opposites but managed to work through our differences in the past. For some context: he’s almost 90% tattooed (up to his neck) and comes from a difficult background to put it mildly. Today he’s employed and doing well for himself but his upbringing was quite rough. I wouldn’t describe myself as “posh” at all but I come from a family where image, looks and your accomplishments matter. However I’d say I’m a little more casual than them.
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Halloween Jack posted:AITA for telling my boyfriend that he should’ve covered up his tattoos if he wanted ANY respect from my family? It seems like deep down op kinda agrees with her parents about the whole tattoo and image thing. I guess better that the boyfriend find out about it now instead of waiting a few years when those sublimated feelings found some other way to express themselves.
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Halloween Jack posted:AITA for telling my boyfriend that he should’ve covered up his tattoos if he wanted ANY respect from my family? Ding ding ding ding We have a winner here folks! He should dump her or resign himself to painful full body tatoo removal.
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I like that she continues to act as though was just the tattoos even though she had to do a loving practice run with him that included things like what he should and shouldn't say out loud.
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for ruining thanksgiving? Just laughing at the mordant joke, OP got a good slam in.
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LanceHunter posted:It seems like deep down op kinda agrees with her parents about the whole tattoo and image thing. Absolutely. She's hoping he'll change but using her family as as excuse.
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More Tattoo Troubles! AITA for telling my sister that her wedding will never be that important to me? quote:My sister is getting married and I'm a bridesmaid.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I like that she continues to act as though was just the tattoos even though she had to do a loving practice run with him that included things like what he should and shouldn't say out loud.
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Blastedhellscape posted:I worked with someone once who intentionally misremembered my name over and over as some sort of dumb bullying power-move, so I appreciate that. gently caress those people. I have found that being completely oblivious is the way to handle morons that do those sort of "power" moved. I was in a meeting once where the guy had put all the seats down super low except his so I raised mine up to be even with his and he kept raising it up so I would and he got so flustered he ended the meeting. He wasn't even a supervisor He would also try the trump power handshake so people one guy just held onto his hand for a super uncomfortably long time after he tried the handshake and it was really funny how angry he got B-Rock452 fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Dec 7, 2021 |
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