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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
May be best to show a degree of caution regarding addresses and what have you.

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Google maps only has a couple of still location shots, there literally are no Street View vids; it's as if the Street View driver decided it either wasn't worth it or he was afraid some militia men would hijack his fancy dancy camera car and try some General Lee leaps with it if he went down that road..

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

Random Stranger posted:

I always figured his car lot was lovely, but can I take a few moments to mention how lovely it is? It's in the middle of nowhere, way outside of town, and looks like the sleaziest of sleazy car dealerships. The name is tough to google as well. I'm getting the impression that Josh was not a good businessman.

Also, Google Maps notes that it's permanently closed. :v:



This was a car dealership for people who have no better options. Even outside of his sexual life Josh Duggar was a predator and a bottom feeder.

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The other shed looks even rapier



Thinking about them dogs

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Hasturtium posted:

This was a car dealership for people who have no better options. Even outside of his sexual life Josh Duggar was a predator and a bottom feeder.

I strongly suspect that his only customers were members of their cult. Most desperate people aren't driving out past the other marginally less sleazy car lots to a spot halfway between towns to get their lemons.

There wasn't even a sign visible from the poorly trafficked highway right next to the lot. There was something off with that car lot even without the kiddie porn shack.

Random Stranger fucked around with this message at 15:04 on Dec 7, 2021

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The other shed looks even rapier



holy gently caress. this looks like the back shed where every weird hosed up cannibal rapist conservative psycho family in video game where they keep the bodies.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The other shed looks even rapier



I like the support brick on the right because the floor is literally floating in mid air for some reason.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Resident Evil: Arkansas

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i mean... reality is more banal, that shack just looks poor and he was looking at CP from the comfort of his office, like it probably happens most of the time for normal everyday evil people

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Binary Badger posted:

Google maps only has a couple of still location shots, there literally are no Street View vids; it's as if the Street View driver decided it either wasn't worth it or he was afraid some militia men would hijack his fancy dancy camera car and try some General Lee leaps with it if he went down that road..

I tried doing the street view thing, but the image does this weird refresh thing where it shows the empty lot and buildings but then the next frame it's all gone.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

It should be called the "Dignity shed", since that's exactly what happens when you walk in.

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The other shed looks even rapier



I for one always buy my cars from a Dusk level.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Woolie Wool posted:

I for one always buy my cars from a Dusk level.

I see what you're doing here, but it's not quite a fit.

Dusk has more soap.

cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I see what you're doing here, but it's not quite a fit.

Dusk has more soap.

Now you're just comparing Dusk to Dawn (dishsoap)

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
that car lot is absolutely the sort of business someone with a vested interest in never doing any work would run

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Random Stranger posted:

I strongly suspect that his only customers were members of their cult. Most desperate people aren't driving out past the other marginally less sleazy car lots to a spot halfway between towns to get their lemons.

There wasn't even a sign visible from the poorly trafficked highway right next to the lot. There was something off with that car lot even without the kiddie porn shack.

I suspect it's mostly this but don't sleep on money laundering and tax evasion. An auto wholesaler is going to be really volitile and deal with cash for items with a lot of subjective leeway for value. There's a weird pride a lot of quiverfull families take in milking government benefits no matter how well they're doing.

The best/worst part is I can see the plan. Josh was benched from the culture war for sexual assault and infidelity. He was sent to the wilderness to rebuild his cred as a good Christian job creator for a few years before his redemption story ("and then, I truly found Christ, but for real this time") wiped the slate clean and he could come home.

Instead he blew his own horn until the feds came tumbling down on the jackshack. In a slightly funnier world the place would have been called Jericho Motors

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



StrangersInTheNight posted:

that car lot is absolutely the sort of business someone with a vested interest in never doing any work would run

I'm pretty sure that's what it was supposed to be, except Jim Bob forgot his idiot son is a hardcore serial pedophile and couldn't help himself but get raided by the feds.

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

There's a weird pride a lot of quiverfull families take in milking government benefits no matter how well they're doing.

So anti-welfarism is just projecting what they would do onto poor and oppressed people. Checks out.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

StrangersInTheNight posted:

that car lot is absolutely the sort of business someone with a vested interest in never doing any work would run

The FBI investigators were confused as to why a collection of water-damaged sheds would have fiber internet.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Turpitude II posted:

considering the calibre of people surrounding it, that dog has definitely either been beaten, diddled, or beaten and diddled.

The sons are dog killers and their dad got them out of trouble for torturing a dog to death.

Binary Badger posted:

Google maps only has a couple of still location shots, there literally are no Street View vids; it's as if the Street View driver decided it either wasn't worth it or he was afraid some militia men would hijack his fancy dancy camera car and try some General Lee leaps with it if he went down that road..

They probably figured no one wanted a street view of the nasty rear end dealership where they sell you lovely cars out of rape huts that stink like cum.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
lol yeah this shed right over there. Yeah, the one that looks like a 70's slasher movie set-piece. That's for car lot paperwork, not for cranking my tiny hog to kiddie porn.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the dealership gets a lot of customers lookin to buy a chrysler that's as big as a whale

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life



haha wow. That is so much shittier than i pictured in my head.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
If the shed is a'rocking....

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
::Wanders down a dirt road into a car lot that looks like it's run by the family from The Hills Have Eyes::

Yeah, this looks legit!

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




happyhippy posted:

If the shed is a'rocking....

Get out of the way so you don't get crushed when it tips over?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Sentinel posted:

haha wow. That is so much shittier than i pictured in my head.

Yeah, same. I initially pictured it as a glass-walled, big business dealership and now that I think back, I have no idea why I thought that.

It's a used car dealership, right?

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

happyhippy posted:

If the shed is a'rocking....

...prop up the other corner with a cement block.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


univbee posted:

Get out of the way so you don't get crushed when it tips over?

to reveal josh duggar sitting with his pants down in front of a pc with a bored look on his face

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The other shed looks even rapier



Very certain these were assets used in hunt down the freeman

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I love how groverhaus has transcended its humble beginnings in SA to become an internet sensation and the posterchild for horrific residential design

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Bad Purchase posted:

the dealership gets a lot of customers lookin to buy a chrysler that's as big as a whale

Lol

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Yeah, same. I initially pictured it as a glass-walled, big business dealership and now that I think back, I have no idea why I thought that.

It's a used car dealership, right?

I was picturing one of those construction site office trailers.



I'm lolling that it actually turned out to be those sheds you buy as a kit at home depot for several hundred dollars.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I've been seeing groverhaus loving everywhere on the internet lately.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
i wonder what grover is up to these days

and i wonder what he thinks of his Architectural House of Horrors as an internet meme

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I've been seeing groverhaus loving everywhere on the internet lately.

There was a post a while ago of some girl who went there and snuck onto the property to get photos of it and it's like hey. Don't do that. leave the meme house alone (it has since been sold)

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Edmund Sparkler posted:

I'm lolling that it actually turned out to be those sheds you buy as a kit at home depot for several hundred dollars.

I would love to find that shed for only a few hundred.

Well, not that particular shed, complete with joshcum caulking and all that, but you get my meaning.

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Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Yeah, same. I initially pictured it as a glass-walled, big business dealership and now that I think back, I have no idea why I thought that.

It's a used car dealership, right?

Yeah i wasn't thinking big dealership but for some reason i really had a strip mall location in mind. Or one of those small single lot buildings.

I think somewhere up thread when the agent showed up he was confused about wtf building was what and rolling up on that i could see why.
That whole first contact had to be hilariously surreal to try to write a report about later.

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