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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Yeah but not a penny more

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Hank finding out about how to get ladybird pregnant from those two brothers

Vitruvian Manic
Dec 5, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
He was able to put 2 and 2 together when that went horribly wrong though.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

At the GAAAAA-AAAAAAY RODEO.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

"Hank, honey, are you gay?"

"What? No! I sell propane!"

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

TheKingslayer posted:

At the GAAAAA-AAAAAAY RODEO.

That announcer gets a lot of work in Arlen.

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

John Redcorn's gay and I've been friends with him for years!

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

You know, that golf club made of the composites we're using on our tanks.

...

Private Taylor is gay.

Rugikiki
Jan 15, 2008

Illinois Nazis.
I hate Illinois Nazis!


And not a dime more!

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry
Don't answer, it's a trick.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Hank dressed up as a lady to help bail out Bill Lenore at the Christmas party.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

It's that kind of party! Anything goes!

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
What would hanks drag name be?

That was a rhetorical question to be clear. The answer is Sweet Lady Propane

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Bismack Billabongo posted:

What would hanks drag name be?

That was a rhetorical question to be clear. The answer is Sweet Lady Propane

But Hank don't got that natural (g)rear end

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Kalli posted:

But Hank don't got that natural (g)rear end

Hank's got no rear end

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

To quote Dr. Luther King, I had another dream. To sell propane and propane accessories.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Had a weird thought for an episode:

Junichiro, in an effort to be a better uncle, sends Bobby a gundam model kit from Japan for his birthday. Bobby is enthusiastic about it, but Hank is suspicious at first. After seeing that Bobby loves building it, and he gets all of his friends together to create a Gundam club at school. Hank sees that it's no different than shop class and enthusiastically supports Bobby and becomes the adult sponsor for the club.

Peggy, meanwhile, jealous that her husband and son are paying more attention to model kits from Japan, slowly begins sabotaging Bobby's work.

There's a B plot involving Dale, Bill, Boomhauer and Kahn here but I'm not sure what.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

The B plot involves them all watching Evangelion, with varying degrees of how much they liked and understood it.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


bobjr posted:

The B plot involves them all watching Evangelion, with varying degrees of how much they liked and understood it.

They must include this as the credits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJdgErAfiRQ

They could do it as the opener but that feels like it might be a spoiler so credits.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

pixaal posted:

They must include this as the credits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJdgErAfiRQ

They could do it as the opener but that feels like it might be a spoiler so credits.

The white text on black background flashes of "pocket sand" and "fiddy men" always kill me.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Bismack Billabongo posted:

What would hanks drag name be?

That was a rhetorical question to be clear. The answer is Sweet Lady Propane

Nora Arethra

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

PinheadSlim posted:

Hank is only cool in that episode because he straight up refuses to believe that Caroline and her "brother" Jamie are the same person, even when it's explained to him in plain English.

"Jamie is Caroline. He is a man who wears womens clothing."

"You're not making any sense!"

And then Hank calls Jamie to see if he can convince Caroline to keep hanging out with Peggy lol

I thought Hank did understand the situation, but heck I’m gonna rewatch the episode to find out.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

BiggerBoat posted:

Nora Arethra

Peg-me Hill

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



seiferguy posted:

There's a B plot involving Dale, Bill, Boomhauer and Kahn here but I'm not sure what.

They find out about Hentai. Dale thinks it's a plot to normalize demon squid beasts. Bill and Boomhauer get aggressively into it and harangue Kahn until he tells them about an asian market that sells bootlegs. They have no idea what they're buying and come back with a bunch of Korean soap operas and Wuxia films

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Kalli posted:

They find out about Hentai. Dale thinks it's a plot to normalize demon squid beasts. Bill and Boomhauer get aggressively into it and harangue Kahn until he tells them about an asian market that sells bootlegs. They have no idea what they're buying and come back with a bunch of Korean soap operas and Wuxia films

They seemed pretty into internet porn in the Peggy feet episode, they probably were into hentai in 2004. poo poo I'd watch more Hank learning about random fetishes his reactions are priceless.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



pixaal posted:

They seemed pretty into internet porn in the Peggy feet episode, they probably were into hentai in 2004. poo poo I'd watch more Hank learning about random fetishes his reactions are priceless.

Hank's reaction to walking in on Bobby watching Sailor Moon would be better.

Changes the channel to DBZ because that promotes achieving your goals through endless hard work, training and refusing to ever give up.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Kalli posted:

Hank's reaction to walking in on Bobby watching Sailor Moon would be better.

Changes the channel to DBZ because that promotes achieving your goals through endless hard work, training and refusing to ever give up.

Hank would get really into some niche 12-13 episode anime about grill duels and be upset that anime typically only get that many episodes.

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

Bill won't stop bringing his lamia body pillow with him everywhere he goes.

Cemetry Gator
Apr 3, 2007

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?

Ornery and Hornery posted:

I thought Hank did understand the situation, but heck I’m gonna rewatch the episode to find out.

That's how I understood it. The show doesn't really present Hank as oblivious like that.

We don't know how Caroline answered the phone - did she use Caroline or Jamie. When Jamie visited Hank, why would Hank call Jamie Caroline?

Hank is totally the kind of person to talk around a situation like this than address it head on. And it would be okay for him, because he can deal with whatever.

It's not a perfect solution, but given how much worse stuff like Arrested Development, House, the Simpsons, and King of the Hill could be on this topic, it's definitely a step in the right direction, in my opinion.

I really hope I'm not making a Peggy of myself. Sometimes, my analysis can be so advanced that people get confused by my insights.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Peggy Hill would've loved 2012 GBS.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Hank watching 08th MS Team

"Now hang on, this one's like the Vietnam War."

TheWorldsaStage
Sep 10, 2020

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Peggy Hill would've loved 2012 GBS.

RSS feed GBS was good GBS. Not that current kinda aggro GBS isn't fun but it's different

TheWorldsaStage fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Dec 7, 2021

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Cemetry Gator posted:

That's how I understood it. The show doesn't really present Hank as oblivious like that.

We don't know how Caroline answered the phone - did she use Caroline or Jamie. When Jamie visited Hank, why would Hank call Jamie Caroline?

Hank is totally the kind of person to talk around a situation like this than address it head on. And it would be okay for him, because he can deal with whatever.

It's not a perfect solution, but given how much worse stuff like Arrested Development, House, the Simpsons, and King of the Hill could be on this topic, it's definitely a step in the right direction, in my opinion.

I really hope I'm not making a Peggy of myself. Sometimes, my analysis can be so advanced that people get confused by my insights.

You've got most of that completely wrong. Hank never calls Jamie Caroline, and when he calls Caroline on the phone he asks "Hi Caroline, I was actually calling to get Jamies number. Oh he's there? Great put him on."

Then when they meet up at the juice place Hank says "I think Peggy and Caroline had a fight or something, has Caroline talked to you about this?"

and the show absolutely does present Hank as that oblivious. He met a gay couple in the park and assumed they were brothers until "it went terribly, terribly wrong" lol

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Peggy would sign her posts.

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN

PinheadSlim posted:

You've got most of that completely wrong. Hank never calls Jamie Caroline, and when he calls Caroline on the phone he asks "Hi Caroline, I was actually calling to get Jamies number. Oh he's there? Great put him on."

Then when they meet up at the juice place Hank says "I think Peggy and Caroline had a fight or something, has Caroline talked to you about this?"

and the show absolutely does present Hank as that oblivious. He met a gay couple in the park and assumed they were brothers until "it went terribly, terribly wrong" lol

"My uncle was a rodeo clown."
"No! Uncle Boppo?!"

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

"Come on Hank, you never objected to Miss Kitty on Gunsmoke."

"What about her?"

"They had all those rooms up stairs? She didn't charge enough for drinks?"

*Sighs* "Not Miss Kitty..."

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

quote:

General Bullshit › King of the Hill: *Sighs* "Not Miss Kitty..."

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Mah Lawrd I'm staring down a bunch of cajun food rn and I can see why Bill got so fat

TheWorldsaStage
Sep 10, 2020

I'm what they call a 'lipstick lesbian' ! Apparently, that's the best kind. You're very lucky.

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The Bible
May 8, 2010

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Mah Lawrd I'm staring down a bunch of cajun food rn and I can see why Bill got so fat

The Louisiana diet will kill a man as surely as a sword.

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