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Me and Steve were waiting in line for The Raptor and heard Chris blew chunks on The Mantis. He ate a whole bag of sour patch kids and barfed on the last loop-dee-loop and it all went down the front of him and into his shoes. He wasn't even tall enough to ride but he lied about his height by standing on the back of his shoes and got on that's probably why he spewed. His parents are Mormon he's probably gonna be in trouble because he's not supposed to even be allowed sour patch kids. He had to take a shower in the bathroom and now he has to spend the next 3 hours on the bus waiting for everyone with Ms Beckert the volunteer teachers aide because he didn't bring a spare set of clothes.
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 09:30 |
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Dang, and I gotta sit next to Chris on the bus ride back. I just hope he doesn't get any puke on my big floppy Dr Seuss hat. That thing cost like 40 bucks. edit: does anybody want to trade seats with me? I'll trade you the rest of my arcade tokens. You can use them at next year's trip. TK8325 fucked around with this message at 10:22 on Dec 8, 2021 |
# ? Dec 8, 2021 10:17 |
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Mike R said that his parents are going to sue the school
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 10:44 |
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Chris Roberts?
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 10:57 |
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This is worse than when Mike bet Big Mike fifty bucks he couldn't lick the oil in the parking lot and the new art teacher kept calling us r-words about it even though nobody else even knew what they were doing till afterwards and when we complained about her to the vice principal she bullied the band teacher until he started spontaneously crying in class and dipped and cancelled the band performance in New York and we all got stuck watching The Sound of Music for three days.
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 10:58 |
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drat OP. This is quite an amazing story. Can you tell the bit about time travel where you went to where the ride was still called The Mantis and you had to stand up and abort your future kids?
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 11:13 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:drat OP. This is quite an amazing story. Can you tell the bit about time travel where you went to where the ride was still called The Mantis and you had to stand up and abort your future kids? Stop trying to sound smart you fartknocker
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 11:49 |
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seems dangerous but good for Chunks i guess
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 11:54 |
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Poohs Packin posted:Stop trying to sound smart you fartknocker What? I want the time travel bits. gently caress you OP.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:seems dangerous but good for Chunks i guess
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:What? I want the time travel bits. gently caress you OP. Short version? Fine. Got big into MTG back in the day and became obsessed with collecting rare cards, fast forward im a bitcoin legend. Just so happens I have acces to a device that lets you travel back in time for 15 minutes to a conversation between two 6th grade boys on an end of year school trip to Cedar Point, Americas Roller Coast and home of Real Thrills. Hth bitch.
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 14:10 |
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No, Chunks is my dog!
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 15:57 |
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Later that year Steve was drafted and went off to fight in Vietnam. I never saw him again.
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 16:36 |
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I was cruising out to taco bell and I noticed that the car in front of us had a dominoes shark fin on top, so I started to tail gate him like crazy and flash my brights and honk the horn. Me and jerry were laughing our brains out. We got to a stop light and there was no one coming so I pulled into the oncoming lane and up beside him. Jerry started to point and laugh at the dominoes kid, so I joined in too. We started to yell stuff like, what`s up bitch, what`s up you little piece of poo poo. The kid looked like he was still in high school and was terrified. We yelled at him some more , i was laughing so hard i puked in my lap, then jerry leaned way out the window and started banging on the side of his car, like im gonna beat the poo poo out of you, then the kid ran the red light and drove away. I tried to chase after him but forgot that I was in park so the engine just revved out hard core and I was like, gently caress. The dog (still 420 super blazed) was kicking back in the passenger seat eating a chalupa (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 16:38 |
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Poohs Packin posted:Short version? Fine. Got big into MTG back in the day and became obsessed with collecting rare cards, fast forward im a bitcoin legend. It did help quite a bit. Thanks a lot. However I would recommend you to not sign your posts.
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# ? Dec 8, 2021 16:53 |
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EorayMel posted:I was cruising out to taco bell and I noticed that the car in front of us had a dominoes shark fin on top, so I started to tail gate him like crazy and flash my brights and honk the horn. Me and jerry were laughing our brains out. We got to a stop light and there was no one coming so I pulled into the oncoming lane and up beside him. Jerry started to point and laugh at the dominoes kid, so I joined in too. We started to yell stuff like, what`s up bitch, what`s up you little piece of poo poo. The kid looked like he was still in high school and was terrified. We yelled at him some more , i was laughing so hard i puked in my lap, then jerry leaned way out the window and started banging on the side of his car, like im gonna beat the poo poo out of you, then the kid ran the red light and drove away. I tried to chase after him but forgot that I was in park so the engine just revved out hard core and I was like, gently caress. The dog (still 420 super blazed) was kicking back in the passenger seat eating a chalupa Lolwut
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My step dad Gary said I'm not allowed to drink mountain dew after 5pm
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EorayMel posted:I was cruising out to taco bell and I noticed that the car in front of us had a dominoes shark fin on top, so I started to tail gate him like crazy and flash my brights and honk the horn. Me and jerry were laughing our brains out. We got to a stop light and there was no one coming so I pulled into the oncoming lane and up beside him. Jerry started to point and laugh at the dominoes kid, so I joined in too. We started to yell stuff like, what`s up bitch, what`s up you little piece of poo poo. The kid looked like he was still in high school and was terrified. We yelled at him some more , i was laughing so hard i puked in my lap, then jerry leaned way out the window and started banging on the side of his car, like im gonna beat the poo poo out of you, then the kid ran the red light and drove away. I tried to chase after him but forgot that I was in park so the engine just revved out hard core and I was like, gently caress. The dog (still 420 super blazed) was kicking back in the passenger seat eating a chalupa Lol this was a good post sucks you got banned rip
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 03:03 |
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I just got sudden tinnitus in my left ear
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 03:04 |
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Poohs Packin posted:Just so happens I have acces to a device that lets you travel back in time for 15 minutes to a conversation between two 6th grade boys on an end of year school trip to Cedar Point, Americas Roller Coast and home of Real Thrills. Hth bitch. Is one of the children Hitler? This may finally be our chance.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I just got sudden tinnitus in my left ear Woah me too
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