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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
my gf was looking through some court records today and found this guy with a great last name:

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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010


They're a major manufactuerer, there are almost certainly many fine assmann products in your house

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Foxfire_ posted:


They're a major manufactuerer, there are almost certainly many fine assmann products in your house

I had to return a product to them - It had a big crack down the back.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Cable approves.

Prof. Spaceman
May 1, 2007

NOPE


Three desperate, nude souls in one stall at the TJ MAXX. They frantically slam asses together in vain.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Prof. Spaceman posted:

Three desperate, nude souls in one stall at the TJ MAXX. They frantically slam asses together in vain.

How revolting. I need to know more so I can be further revolted

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
They only allow 3 bottoms because once you have more than that together in one place they'll start unionizing for better treatment.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Prof. Spaceman posted:

Three desperate, nude souls in one stall at the TJ MAXX. They frantically slam asses together in vain.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Tree Bucket posted:

I mean there's a dinosaur called heterodontosaurus, I feel like that could be a good start

You think the hetero-don't-osaurus is a good start for straight love?

Anyway, my favourite Tingler bit of Harriet Porber is that when she meets not-Dumbledore he says "I'm gay, by the way. It's not important right now, but I thought I should establish it early rather than after the whole adventure is over."

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Couldn't link the original since it is in flash, but this is what I thought of when I heard saw this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLecR3k5-Is&t=71s

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Uh, is Keaton's character throwing fists with Peter Parker while they are both out of costume? I can't imagine a fight scene that involves both actors on set and being physically close to each other, it's all CGI or stunt people.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Grendels Dad posted:

Uh, is Keaton's character throwing fists with Peter Parker while they are both out of costume? I can't imagine a fight scene that involves both actors on set and being physically close to each other, it's all CGI or stunt people.

As adorable as it is, I'm gonna call fake.

But seeing Keaton's speech at the Oscars. Where he was like, I try hard to be me, a great actor, why can't you? I wonder.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
Look you little bitches, I'm Batman, why can't you undrerstand how uncomfortable this neckpiece is! I have to fight sweaty vinyl every night and you just make avocado toast with little question marks and have sex with clowns. I can't get this codpiece off but I'll be damned if you get off looking at it. Look away!

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Amphigory posted:

Stirring a pot of shells and cheese is such an evocative image

They rally round the family.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Captain Splendid posted:

They rally round the family.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



OMG LOL

I wonder if he chilled out in the later years?

Edit: Fark that took me down a rabnbithole of trying to kickstart this dumbass brain into remembering a band KINDA like RAGE.

It took 3 friends and a joke about Valentino Rossi in an ancient chat thread to find it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NYbojdoAQE

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 13:51 on Dec 9, 2021

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




SpacePig posted:

I wish there was an easy way to find it, but I remember seeing a clip from some BBC report about people turning to phone sex for a second income or something. They had a woman on the line with a customer while she was painting something in house, and she was like "oh you wanna hear how wet I am?" and put her phone up to the paint bucket while she slapped her brush up against the rim of it.

Thank you, I'm giggling like an idiot on the tube

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



It’s past time for a Batman Beyond film to get made with Michael Keaton as old man Bruce Wayne.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Cartoon Man posted:

It’s past time for a Batman Beyond film to get made with Michael Keaton as old man Bruce Wayne.

Extra fitting given Terry McGinnis was more or less edgy Peter Parker.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Humphreys posted:

OMG LOL

I wonder if he chilled out in the later years?

Edit: Fark that took me down a rabnbithole of trying to kickstart this dumbass brain into remembering a band KINDA like RAGE.

It took 3 friends and a joke about Valentino Rossi in an ancient chat thread to find it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NYbojdoAQE

Are you saying At The Drive In is like RATM? That is a TAKE.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Are you saying At The Drive In is like RATM? That is a TAKE.

If your only exposure was the One Armed Scissor video I could see it. It's a harder song and the video is pretty similar to a lot of Rage's issue videos.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Prof. Spaceman posted:

They frantically slam asses together in vain.

It's like white people at a wedding when Do the Hustle starts playing.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

LifeSunDeath posted:

my gf was looking through some court records today and found this guy with a great last name:


More like Aldaz nutz, amirite?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

BaronVanAwesome
Sep 11, 2001

I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.

Does anyone else look at this image and ONLY see the airbrush carnival ride art or is that just me

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

BaronVanAwesome posted:

Does anyone else look at this image and ONLY see the airbrush carnival ride art or is that just me

I share your affliction

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



At least I understand the carnival art better now

Like if this is the only exposure you've ever had to the Batted Man,

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
I too suffer from Carnival Ride Airbrushed Batman Syndrome.

Commonly referred to as C.R.A.B.S.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


That was my first thought as well.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

BiggerBoat posted:

I too suffer from Carnival Ride Airbrushed Batman Syndrome.

Commonly referred to as C.R.A.B.S.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Foxfire_ posted:


They're a major manufactuerer, there are almost certainly many fine assmann products in your house

idk I prefer fine dado product myself

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Humphreys posted:

OMG LOL

I wonder if he chilled out in the later years?

Edit: Fark that took me down a rabnbithole of trying to kickstart this dumbass brain into remembering a band KINDA like RAGE.

It took 3 friends and a joke about Valentino Rossi in an ancient chat thread to find it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NYbojdoAQE

ATDI is better than The Mars Volta. Fite me, music nerds.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Grendels Dad posted:

Cable approves.

I won't let you go unrecognized

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Anthony Fauci that’s not how ur supposed to vaccinate :cry:

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Railing Kill posted:

ATDI is better than The Mars Volta. Fite me, music nerds.

I love both of those bands but Mars Volta is way better. So when and where are we fighting? Playground at dusk?

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Railing Kill posted:

ATDI is better than The Mars Volta. Fite me, music nerds.

I thought that was the accepted wisdom?

Mars Volts sucks poo poo

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Ahh so I'm fighting two people now. Okay okay

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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Amphigory posted:

I thought that was the accepted wisdom?

Mars Volts sucks poo poo

U suck poo poo!!

:qq:

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