Paladinus posted:

I don't think we're allowed to say that word anymore.

E: Never mind, read it wrong.

Envision posted:

Meaningless huh? What do you know of meaningless? Spend most of YOUR life posting on a forum- Watch YOUR post count dwindle to a handful... and THEN tell me what has more meaning than your OWN account. I have in me the blood of a Posting Prince. NINJA GAMER is nothing but a joke! Yet, I've had to watch him surpass me in everything... my posts THROWN to the wayside! He.. he's even saved my life as if I were a helpless child. He has stolen my honor. And his debts... must be.. paid.

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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

This is no joke a pic of the fundie nutjob who was behind this:

Noblesse Obliged posted:

nickname this bitch “Time Burtons; The Nightmare before Customer Service”

Kenning posted:

I like to imagine the design team just drawing a bikini on some kelp, and they're like, this is unrealistic, it's gotta have some boobs in the bikini. So then they draw some sort of moderate-to-average boobs and somebody's like, make the boobs wider than the kelp body. Give them a top boob crease. I want this kelp to have back problems.

Antioch posted:

Sagebrush posted:

the teapot isn't fake. it is a real teapot made by the german company Melitta. a graphics researcher in the 1970s built the original model based on his own tea set and published the data for other researchers to use, since in those days it was really hard to build new 3d models, and as a result it became well-known in the graphics community.



the cg version looks squashed compared to the real thing because the computer he programmed it on used non-square pixels. if you view the model on his original system the proportions are correct.

zoux posted:

This is not a teapot.

dr.acula posted:

The gently caress kind of name is Bobye

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

It’s just somebody that they used to know.

Solar Tornado posted:

Solar Tornado posted:

thepopmonster posted:

you MODEL melitta? you squash her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for modeller! jail for modeller for One Thousand Years!!!!

Cinaedus Defututus posted:

mother's sexually gratifying their teenage sons is actually historically prevalent. but it is also not bad because sex strengthens all human bonds.

Cythereal posted:

Cythereal posted:

Brandfarlig posted:

You have an odd definition of funny.

monkeytennis posted:

Mum incestuous so what

LifeSunDeath posted:

Whooping Crabs posted:

I knew it was real

Cythereal posted:

New World, uh, just accidentally deleted their entire US East region and it may not be recoverable.

Sir Lemming posted:

drat, it's Columbus Day all over again

Captain Hygiene posted:

(context: a videogame that lost a bunch of user data)

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Demon Of The Fall posted:

she was killed in a plane crash a few months ago, lol

Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

was this pic taken before or after the crash

Shame Boy posted:

The lady that writes ours also doesn't know how to write a newsletter for adults because she includes mazes and word searches and incredibly basic trivia fun facts like it's for 2nd graders. At first I thought it was just for you to take home to your kids but subsequent issues have made it very clear that she expects you the employee to be connecting the dots to find out who stole the sugar cookies from under the Christmas tree.

tokin opposition posted:

It's praxis op

Time spent doing crossword puzzles is not time spent working

Warmachine posted:

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, that's why i solve puzzles on company time

448psychosis posted:

seriously, I have a cold and ache all over, so how come my balls smell so fantastic? I could bottle this poo poo and sell it to Christian Dior, honestly it's the poo poo.

What give?

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Spanish Manlove posted:

I have dptsd, alcoholism, bpd, autism, schizophrenia, narcolepsy, foot in mouth disease, triskaidekaphobia, Lou Bega's disease, dwarfism, triple dick syndrome, Benjamin buttonism, Alzheimer's, butt poop idiot disorder, cognitive impairment, subtractive congunctivitis, antidisestablishmentarianism, full frontal lobotomy reconstruction, meneires disease, toxic shock syndrome, dorsal knee psoriasis, hammer smashed face, odd/even osteoporosis, impartial ibs, asthma in one nostril, and diabetes but my handlers are trying to walk me through trying not to be a burden on my friends and family.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

finally, the sequel:

Kwyndig posted:

That card is intended for two separate people right?

(Padme Face) Right?

Der Kyhe posted:

More like Leia.

Rascar Capac posted:

https://twitter.com/Nick_Newman/status/1468655216107081728?t=Fh3VhoZWCF-F_WgtUPQfZg&s=19

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Please tell me DJ Khaled played himself?

Insanite posted:

https://twitter.com/KNWAFOX24/status/1468977626723328004?s=20

Panic Restaurant posted:

19 years (and counting!) in prison lmao

Kenny Logins posted:

this is also a good one

haveblue posted:

uncle fester is the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral

Sagebrush posted:

i don't understand what you mean

Kenny Logins posted:

you soon will

EorayMel posted:

Bad Purchase posted:

another linux user brought to justice

cumshitter posted:

cumbo. the story of a brave little elephant who loves to shoot big thick rear end ropes

deep dish peat moss posted:

Halo Infinite features a gift-giving minigame where you can court the AI fairies that you think are cute with gifts and build a relationship with them


by the end of the campaign, if you got married early enough, you can have little ghost children that run around doing collectible events for you


Riveting gameplay abounds in Halo Infinite



I forgot to screencap the scene where the tiny AI fairy named "Weapon" tells you that she installed sensors on your armor that let her smell what your armor smells, and she tells you that you smell much better than the covenant.

Altared State posted:

Platystemon posted:

It’s in the Funny Forum Quotes thread because it’s a joke and not an honest description of gameplay. Right? Right?

The Lone Badger posted:

I can only imagine what huffing a tiger will do to someone.

Lysistrata posted:

Ice T: Kids are callin it Tiggits. Get a hold of a tiger, start huffin, next thing you know they end up mauled from the lungs out.

OwlFancier posted:

I would say eat the rich, but if the rich are eating that poo poo I think bury the rich in a concrete containment silo and then cap it off and cover the area with landmines, might be a better suggestion.

ScienceSeagull posted:

This is not a place of dinner. No great meal is commemorated here.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3833370&pagenumber=1530#post519867758

Professor nothing
This is not about one man
This is about you

“the world was already [young | sick | lost] when we came to it
we were busy looking [for | at | through] god
went to the dance and brought our new [shoes | father | flask]
borrowed a [shirt | religion | mask] & sat in the bleachers
[music | oil | trash] filled our rivers
stayed up for the after [party | life | math]
the forests were [protected | sold | ash]
wrote [letters | checks | ads] against corruption
blamed [science | systems | depression] for our cities
when the [oceans | fires | droughts] came
when the [rains | bomb | flu] came
when the [weather | weather | weather] came
we [weathered | welcomed | watered] it
we were [prepared | shocked | responsible]
please for one b line look nowhere else
who made our [life | language | living] here
whoever eats [rivers | ash | lambs] will return
each time we turn our mouths to [sob | scream | song]
children are blameless as they become [gone | ghosts | gods]”

I would have never even noticed I was probated for being so bothered while I was taking a poo poo if I hadn’t logged in to log off. I think something awful is not the right place for me, I wish you accursed ones farewell, as this has been my favorite thread for years. Accursed poetry has always been a favorite as well.

Good luck and remember as we all ignore each other that an ocean is a multitude of drops.

Godspeed my bother.