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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
The red in the sky is ours.

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Everyone shits on some state or another as being the worst, but imagine being the state where your only claims to fame are a flammable river, gross chili, and your football team plays on a field that gives you a staph infection.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Everyone shits on some state or another as being the worst, but imagine being the state where your only claims to fame are a flammable river, gross chili, and your football team plays on a field that gives you a staph infection.

Hey, there's also this

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

Armstrong was from Ohio too. It tells you something about how poo poo Ohio is that half your astronauts are from there.

It's like the joke about Liverpools airport being named the John Lennon airport because it's the first place he went when he made some money.

Brandfarlig has a new favorite as of 08:40 on Dec 10, 2021

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

I discovered this site because I was way too into Tool and my girlfriend at the time sent me a link to a front page article about how much Tool and Radiohead fans suck.
:toot:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Primus are the best band because they acknowledge up front and repeatedly how much they suck

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Really enjoying the ATDI/Mars Volta derail I started. It's been great to read while I watch a Dimmu Borgir VHS I got for cheap.

Also, Liquid Tension Experiments 'Acid Rain' is amazing and unsurpassed! Fite me.

An aside, I also like Dream Theatre, and enjoy spelling it incorrectly to bait nerds. I got blocked from Their FB page for talking poo poo about the number of 'special editions' they pump out and that in the future, DT nerds will be chasing the regular boring retail black vinyl. And give up not finding it, because regular people do not buy DT albums.

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 10:45 on Dec 10, 2021

dpush
Nov 10, 2009
OSI had a few good albums but then Kevin Moore went to med school in Turkey or something.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Hey can you goons recommend me some music? Long explanations of said recommendations would be great tia

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Humphreys posted:

An aside, I also like Dream Theatre

Revolting.

Related: Listen to some The Ocean. The instrumental release of Pelagic is incredible, but everything they've released is meticulously crafted in general. Pelagial's songs are a journey from the upper layers of the sea to the absolute crushing depths; from playful guitar melodies to "about to get eaten by a ghost leviathan" deep.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Antigravitas posted:

Revolting.

Related: Listen to some The Ocean. The instrumental release of Pelagic is incredible, but everything they've released is meticulously crafted in general. Pelagial's songs are a journey from the upper layers of the sea to the absolute crushing depths; from playful guitar melodies to "about to get eaten by a ghost leviathan" deep.

you have convinced me from these scant few words that I must listen to this

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
Hilarious how some folks think just because they played Guitar Hero games that they now know what good music is.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy


Yes I listen to modern prog :grin:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I like that it is the spaceship equivalent of the death metal root bowl logo trend.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Cocaine Bear posted:

Hey can you goons recommend me some music? Long explanations of said recommendations would be great tia

https://open.spotify.com/track/7uJMF5xksU0txDlIurScEw

It's a good song if you believe music should teach you a confusing lesson but also at the same time take apart your mind particle by particle until all that's left is the undigested Dorito dust of your autonomic nerve system

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

BrigadierSensible posted:

Polka is better than Prog.

And an upside down farting Koala holding a chocolate chip cookie counts as a funny picture. ... Sort of.


Here's a treat for you then: https://polkamotion.com/

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I like how all of Boston's studio albums tell a story where entire cities flee the destruction of earth in giant spaceships shaped like guitars, and it follows the city of Boston as they try to find a new planet to live on







Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


biracial bear for uncut posted:

Hilarious how some folks think just because they played Guitar Hero games that they now know what good music is.

Hey buddy! Don't talk poo poo about Dragon Force!

(trap sprung I guess)

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

The Malevolent Boston UFO vs the Benevolent Electric Light Orchestra UFO.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Humphreys posted:

Hey buddy! Don't talk poo poo about Dragon Force!

(trap sprung I guess)

I went on a blind date in college. She was very into metal, and I actually said "oh cool, I love Dragon Force"

She was ofc chill about it and I only realized how Stupid Newbie I was years later

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

BrigadierSensible posted:

Polka is better than Prog.

And an upside down farting Koala holding a chocolate chip cookie counts as a funny picture. ... Sort of.


It's not upside-down where the bear is.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

mobby_6kl posted:



Yes I listen to modern prog :grin:

Or play WH40k

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


Me slapping the scroll wheel as hard as I can to get through this music pissing contest
https://twitter.com/netgeekAnimal/status/1468921250928300040

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

-Zydeco- posted:

slapping the scroll wheel as hard as I can

I learn new euphemisms for masturbation every day. Thank you, Internet!

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


Grendels Dad posted:

I learn new euphemisms for masturbation every day. Thank you, Internet!

Cock and track-ball torture

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Everyone shits on some state or another as being the worst, but imagine being the state where your only claims to fame are a flammable river, gross chili, and your football team plays on a field that gives you a staph infection.

Don't forget all the race riots!

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

flavor.flv posted:

I like how all of Boston's studio albums tell a story where entire cities flee the destruction of earth in giant spaceships shaped like guitars, and it follows the city of Boston as they try to find a new planet to live on









Woah, here I am 35 years later just realizing that the UFOs were guitars.

Badass

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fM5QRliYII

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Memento posted:

Primus are the best band because they acknowledge up front and repeatedly how much they suck

Shared first place with Green Jello and Bloodhound Gang.

Yeah that's right bitches made you think about Green Jello and Bloodhound Gang.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Did you ever give Limp Bizkit a listen? Also self-proclaimed suckors. Real insightful that Fred Durst person.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Me fleeing Earth:
I think I'll name this space ship "Boston".

selec
Sep 6, 2003

Modern prog sucks because you have like straightedge dudes with mortgages making it. No good samples, everything is so clean and about noodling without a groove.

Give me more poo poo like this:

https://youtu.be/oxmfQOmLXcg

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

TraderStav posted:

Woah, here I am 35 years later just realizing that the UFOs were guitars.

Badass

:same:

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Karate Bastard posted:

Me fleeing Earth:
I think I'll name this space ship "Boston".
The space ship is Boston. Skyline and all.

The other cities fleeing the exploding Earth just weren't ostentatious enough to emblazon their names like that.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Right. Like if I were to similarly encase Ohio and label it "Herpes".

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Karate Bastard posted:

Right. Like if I were to similarly encase Ohio and label it "Herpes".

Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B

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Apr 8, 2004


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TraderStav posted:

Woah, here I am 35 years later just realizing that the UFOs were guitars.

Badass

You just fedex arrowed my day.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Karate Bastard posted:

Me fleeing Earth:
I think I'll name this space ship "Boston".

Do you think if the coin landed on the other side, they'd name the space ship "Portland"?

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I mean of it were me I'd name it Perkele and be about my day

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