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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Grand Fromage posted:

It's endlessly hilarious when leftists are licking China's boots. I have never been anywhere more powerfully libertarian capitalist than China. The US looks like Denmark in comparison. It's incredible.

But it says "Communist" right in the name :ohdear:

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Megillah Gorilla posted:

But it says "Communist" right in the name :ohdear:

Hmm. Your argument is compelling.

(for realposting: it is more complicated, I don't think the communist ideology is bullshit, but the reality of actual life is SuperBonusUltraCapitalism)

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Grand Fromage posted:

It's endlessly hilarious when leftists are licking China's boots. I have never been anywhere more powerfully libertarian capitalist than China. The US looks like Denmark in comparison. It's incredible.

If capitalism were the one ring, China would be Isildur. Not gonna give it up.


my homie dhall posted:

hey, can I borrow your phone charger? I'm gonna need to take a poo poo later

There's a reason why power bank stations exist all over the cities. Pay a 100 yuan deposit and you get your charger.

Atopian
Sep 23, 2014

I need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds.

Grand Fromage posted:

I don't think the communist ideology is bullshit, but the reality of actual life is SuperBonusUltraCapitalism)

Yep.

At the top end, in terms of overall government stated goals, it's all communism all the time, and most of them seem to genuinely believe it.

At the bottom end, it's a very capitalist experience.

As for which one will win out in China in the end? Big shrug.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Grand Fromage posted:

It's endlessly hilarious when leftists are licking China's boots. I have never been anywhere more powerfully libertarian capitalist than China. The US looks like Denmark in comparison. It's incredible.

:agreed:

I probably have this conversation at least once a month irl when the topic of China and the big mighty Communist Party comes up, and I have to emphasize just how much more cutthroat capitalist it is there than pretty much anywhere else, even U$A.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Forceholy posted:

If capitalism were the one ring, China would be Isildur. Not gonna give it up.

There's a reason why power bank stations exist all over the cities. Pay a 100 yuan deposit and you get your charger.

This is a pretty good analogy. Maybe many in China's leadership are huffing their own farts hard enough to really think this is all part of the unavoidable historical cycle on the path to true real good communism, but once you embrace turbo authoritarian capitalism no one ever gives it up. Why give up wealth and power? It doesn't happen, people just change their justifications and twist their ideology to excuse everything.

It's like having a boss who claims to be a socialist. Ok socialist boss, why don't you allow for workplace democracy or pay everyone equally? Oh, because you think your company would fail and it needs your personal total control to succeed? And how you can't pay everyone more because the more profit the company makes the faster it can expand and thus eventually do more good? But one day of course if everyone works super hard and the company becomes the most profitable in the world, socialist boss will do profit sharing and workplace democracy. But until then... any talk of unions is actually anti-worker since the ceo is socialist and you'll be fired on the spot.

Smeef
Aug 15, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



Pillbug

BrigadierSensible posted:

Re: toilet paper in China.

I learned very quickly to always carry at least one of the little packets of tissues with me every where I went, because you could never assume that a toilet would have paper.

And that is anywhere, from the shittiest of street sqauttters, to the fancy ones in shopping centres/hotels, 75-80% of them would not have toilet paper.

The carrying around of a pack of tissues habit is a thing that proves useful in most of the parts of Asia that I have lived/visited.

You haven't lived until you've taken a dump in one of Beijing's public hutong squatter toilets in winter, separated from the elements by a thin plastic sheet and within earshot of someone selling baked sweet potatoes from an oil drum. It's less like making GBS threads and more like becoming a human ice dispenser.

Threadkiller Dog
Jun 9, 2010
A friend got ultra food poisoned at some restaurant just before leaving Cambodia a couple of years ago.

He got triple shits infected by campylobacter, cryptosporidium and salmonella at the same time. I can only assume he was served raw chicken rinsed in sewer water, partially fried in gutter oil.

The doc in back in sweden was pretty :stare: at the test results. He didnt have to be hospitalized but it took like 3 weeks for him to be kinda normal again.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
My partner decided to eat sushi at a buffet in Chengdu. They poo poo blood for three days.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


I got giardia and just puked and shat for 6 weeks.
My neighborhood doc couldn't think about/do anything for a not-bacteria. If I had tried a different clinic sooner maybe I could have gotten treatment.

E-coli from unwashed vegetables was when I spent half a day sleeping on the bottom of the shower as I expelled various fluids.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Smeef posted:

You haven't lived until you've taken a dump in one of Beijing's public hutong squatter toilets in winter, separated from the elements by a thin plastic sheet and within earshot of someone selling baked sweet potatoes from an oil drum. It's less like making GBS threads and more like becoming a human ice dispenser.

Yeah, I remember going to the punk shows at SCHOOL bar, too.

I really should go to a couple of more shows before I leave China proper.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Threadkiller Dog posted:

A friend got ultra food poisoned at some restaurant just before leaving Cambodia a couple of years ago.

He got triple shits infected by campylobacter, cryptosporidium and salmonella at the same time. I can only assume he was served raw chicken rinsed in sewer water, partially fried in gutter oil.

The doc in back in sweden was pretty :stare: at the test results. He didnt have to be hospitalized but it took like 3 weeks for him to be kinda normal again.

The same thing happened to me, except I was living in Korea at the time so the three doctors I went to said "it's just diarrhea," "you have colitis," and "this is why you shouldn't go to dirty countries like Cambodia." Meanwhile, I had stomach cramps so bad that I couldn't stand up and I got sent home for a week. From a KOREAN school. It was real loving bad.

Nam Taf
Jun 25, 2005

I am Fat Man, hear me roar!

The only time I've ever had food poisoning was in Germany of all places, go figure.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Rental Sting posted:

Yeah, and when I first arrived in China in the fall of 2013 and lived there through early 2017 (with one six-month break), I was a bit cockier and looser when it came to expressing myself (within reason, of course). However, when my girlfriend and I went back for a year in 2018-19, the atmosphere felt very different and totally stifling. I kept hearing all these scary stories from foreigners out of Zhuhai, where I had lived during my first China run, was super nervous about slipping up in some way and couldn't wait to get out. Even though I had no palpable reason to be afraid, I breathed a huge sigh of relief when we crossed the border into Hong Kong for the last time.

Edit: That said, I still miss the poo poo out of certain aspects of China and East Asia, in general. Hope I get to go back, someday.

few pages back but just wanted to say ur a good dude and I always felt a gigantic sigh of relief when I landed in Seoul after leaving China for the last time. same as you - had no real reason not to - but was just ready to get out. hope you're well man

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
uh, doesn't sound like that one child policy is working out too well!!

Have children in our collapsing economy! For the economy and the party!!

quote:

“An editorial in a Chinese state-run news website has suggested Communist party members are obliged to have three children for the good of the country, as Beijing seeks to address plummeting birthrates,” The Guardian reports.

“The editorial, which was first published last month, went viral this week and drew sharp reaction from Chinese internet users, with millions of shares, views and comments. As the wave of reaction grew, the original article disappeared from the website.”

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/dec/10/china-editorial-says-communist-party-members-must-have-three-children

Magically after it blew up on Weibo it disappeared

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Yeah there's a huge push to have kids. Probably part of the crackdown on LGBT people, and there are a lot of reports now that vasectomies are becoming hard to get. Abortion's being restricted too. Wonder if they're going to go as far as limiting birth control, which is pretty easy and available there now.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
I know "replacing workforce" etc etc, but aside from the skewed gender ratio, does China still wish to have a smaller population?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I think so. I know the people do, everybody wishes it was less crowded, can't remember a government statement lately but post-Mao they've always thought the huge population was unmanageable. Problem is the reason why China's population is so big now is the gigantic Mao era baby boom so the massive aging problem is a lot bigger than the gender ratio.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Grand Fromage posted:

Yeah there's a huge push to have kids. Probably part of the crackdown on LGBT people, and there are a lot of reports now that vasectomies are becoming hard to get. Abortion's being restricted too. Wonder if they're going to go as far as limiting birth control, which is pretty easy and available there now.

Just claim you're Uighur and get sterilized for free.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Grand Fromage posted:

I think so. I know the people do, everybody wishes it was less crowded, can't remember a government statement lately but post-Mao they've always thought the huge population was unmanageable. Problem is the reason why China's population is so big now is the gigantic Mao era baby boom so the massive aging problem is a lot bigger than the gender ratio.

A population that size is massively unmanageable, even with Chinese style surveillance. It's simply a matter of time until something drops that causes unrest

Of course China hands have probably said this for 40 years but I swear it's different this time!

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Seth Pecksniff posted:

A population that size is massively unmanageable, even with Chinese style surveillance. It's simply a matter of time until something drops that causes unrest

Of course China hands have probably said this for 40 years but I swear it's different this time!

there's unrest in china all the time. granted its usually locals loving up and Beijing has to come in and fix it, but there have been pretty widespread cases of unrest that force things to change, like hukou reform

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

eSports Chaebol posted:

there's unrest in china all the time. granted its usually locals loving up and Beijing has to come in and fix it, but there have been pretty widespread cases of unrest that force things to change, like hukou reform

What are you talking about? There's no unrest in China. It's a peaceful country where everyone lives in perfect harmony with one another. Please report to your nearest CCP office so we may educate you on how China is prosperous and harmonious.

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

McGavin posted:

Just claim you're Uighur and get sterilized for free.

goddamit lol

Rental Sting
Aug 14, 2013

it is not the first time I have been racist in the name of my own mistake and sadly probably not the last

The Great Autismo! posted:

few pages back but just wanted to say ur a good dude and I always felt a gigantic sigh of relief when I landed in Seoul after leaving China for the last time. same as you - had no real reason not to - but was just ready to get out. hope you're well man

Aw, thanks, man. Yeah, I am doing great. Hope the same goes for you.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


kill the olds


jk!

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



Upping the birthrate now isn't going to do anything about the demographic problems that are currently occurring(/will be getting worse over the next 10 years or so). What's the aim here?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Brutal Garcon posted:

Upping the birthrate now isn't going to do anything about the demographic problems that are currently occurring(/will be getting worse over the next 10 years or so). What's the aim here?

Like a lot of things in China, it's too late to avoid the problem but maybe they can shorten it if they start now? I guess if your choices are try to fix it too late or don't try to fix it at all, might as well try.

A bunch of my Chinese friends outside China are paying ridiculous amounts of money to get Sinopharm vaccine boosters instead of the free and vastly superior Pfizer/Moderna ones, just saw a couple posts about it today. Nationalism: not even once.

Atopian
Sep 23, 2014

I need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds.

Brutal Garcon posted:

Upping the birthrate now isn't going to do anything about the demographic problems that are currently occurring(/will be getting worse over the next 10 years or so). What's the aim here?

If you're going to have a bad time, better it's 5-15 years than 15-25, right?

Edit: one thing I am interested in is whether the Chinese government will take the obvious way out in a decade or so, and significantly encourage immigration of young people, probably from Africa.

It would be an easy fix for any diverse country, but while China certainly isn't without accepted diversity, it exists within limits that don't typically include African people (see: Guangzhou stuff).

However, if it's that or have srs bsns economic issues...

Atopian fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Dec 11, 2021

BrainDance
May 8, 2007

Disco all night long!

Grand Fromage posted:

A bunch of my Chinese friends outside China are paying ridiculous amounts of money to get Sinopharm vaccine boosters instead of the free and vastly superior Pfizer/Moderna ones, just saw a couple posts about it today. Nationalism: not even once.

In a lot of ways it's not even about what's the best vaccine, it's about getting that paper with a stamp so you wont have problems with the bureaucracy (or, fewer problems, there's always problems with the bureaucracy.) And last I knew China doesn't really recognize other vaccines, so having 2 shots of Pfizer is the equivalent of having no shots of anything to the bureaucracy.

I got a friend who just hopped around and got both. I don't know how good of an idea that really is, but she has some genuine serious health problems and so I think it's about more than just getting the paper for her. Still, that's a part of it. If you're outside China and don't plan to go in and out of China though, I don't know why you'd really care, but maybe that's what the people you know are concerned about.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I'd get that, getting dosed with both is fine, but they were specific about paying for Sinopharm because it's Chinese and they don't think foreign vaccines work on Chinese people/foreign vaccines don't work just generally and only China has actual vaccination.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
It's like a lot of Chinese policies: implement it now and deal with the aftermath and details later.

Chabuduo, do you know it?

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
food posioning chat: all my trips as a kid to china would result in me eventually dying on the toilet and vomiting my guts out then getting force fed tcm that tastes like hot guinness. would be curious to know how many bacterias i was infected with

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Someone tell me if Bing Chilling is a famous meme on China

I gotsta know, man

Mugsbaloney
Jul 11, 2012

We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job

Just checking that when people lament authoritarian surveillance in China itt, they are doing so from a position of familiarity and understanding with respect to what is happening in the west, right?

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



Grand Fromage posted:

Like a lot of things in China, it's too late to avoid the problem but maybe they can shorten it if they start now? I guess if your choices are try to fix it too late or don't try to fix it at all, might as well try.


Atopian posted:

If you're going to have a bad time, better it's 5-15 years than 15-25, right?

I'm no economist, so I might be talking out of my arse here, but this is kind of a time-sensitive problem, no? Your baby boom will age out of being alive (and/or the economic transition thingy people like to talk about will have either happened or failed spectacularly)

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Brutal Garcon posted:

I'm no economist, so I might be talking out of my arse here, but this is kind of a time-sensitive problem, no? Your baby boom will age out of being alive (and/or the economic transition thingy people like to talk about will have either happened or failed spectacularly)

The issue is that the baby boom turn into non-working pensioners right at the point where you have massively increased life expectancy. So welfare costs skyrocket as income falls (or more likely, the rate of increase of income falls).

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Mugsbaloney posted:

Just checking that when people lament authoritarian surveillance in China itt, they are doing so from a position of familiarity and understanding with respect to what is happening in the west, right?

It's about what you do with the surveillance. I don't get my passport application refused, get barred from intercity travel, mysteriously fail all my job interviews, or indeed get roughed up by the secret police for saying Boris Johnson is an incompetent poo poo.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Mugsbaloney posted:

Just checking that when people lament authoritarian surveillance in China itt, they are doing so from a position of familiarity and understanding with respect to what is happening in the west, right?

We lament it because it could well be what we're heading for in our own countries.

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine

Mugsbaloney posted:

Just checking that when people lament authoritarian surveillance in China itt, they are doing so from a position of familiarity and understanding with respect to what is happening in the west, right?

lol you really have no clue dude

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Brutal Garcon posted:

I'm no economist, so I might be talking out of my arse here, but this is kind of a time-sensitive problem, no? Your baby boom will age out of being alive (and/or the economic transition thingy people like to talk about will have either happened or failed spectacularly)

Just asking questions.

And those questions always start with "Whattabout?"

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