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Genes so old that he thinks pyramid schemes are funeral arrangements
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Genesplicer is so old he goes to the gas station for his high school reunions
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Dec 11, 2021 00:57
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Aardvark! posted:bump just spotted Genesplicer online Now begins the three month countdown to gassing of this thread and probations of its posters.
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Dec 11, 2021 01:01
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genesplicer so old he was in the first class at the carolingian school
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Dec 11, 2021 01:01
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Genesplicer so old his nursery was the Horseshoe Nebula
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Dec 11, 2021 01:07
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Gene so old he first car was a horse-drawn buggy.
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Dec 11, 2021 01:49
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Genesplicer is so old that when he was a kid the periodic table of elements was a foot stool
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Dec 11, 2021 01:53
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Putty posted:drat! Lol just LOL at these GBS krusty funnies! Can I get a "skullmund" up in here?? shut up putty
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Dec 11, 2021 03:16
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Genesplicer so old when they talk about Sue the T Rex skeleton he gets all grouchy and mutters "her name was Janine"
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Dec 11, 2021 03:28
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Genes so old he could never get cell reception as a kid cuz there was only like three
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Dec 11, 2021 03:35
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Genes so old he could never get cell reception as a kid cuz there was only like three kids?
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Dec 11, 2021 03:36
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:kids? Cells
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Dec 11, 2021 03:36
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Cells Cells?
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Dec 11, 2021 03:41
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Cells? Interlinked.
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Dec 11, 2021 03:43
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Interlinked. interlinked?
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Dec 11, 2021 03:44
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Phy posted:Genesplicer so old when they talk about Sue the T Rex skeleton he gets all grouchy and mutters "her name was Janine" Whoa! He misgenders them even?
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Dec 11, 2021 17:20
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genesplicer so old he's been giving me detention since i was 12 for calling my friends by gay slurs and its been like 20 years and he's still doing it in some form or another
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Dec 11, 2021 18:00
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Genesplicer so old he walks around with a pack of cigarettes in his sleeve thinking he looks like a rebellious biker but actual just looks like a leather daddy
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Dec 11, 2021 19:09
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Genesplicer remembers when people used landline.
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Dec 11, 2021 19:32
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Genesplicer so old he remember when there were only four wonders of the ancient world.
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Dec 11, 2021 19:40
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Chief McHeath posted:Genesplicer so old he remember when there were only four wonders of the ancient world. He's so old in fact, that the carbon-date of his recent unearthing made the archeologists begrudgingly reclassify the first wonder of the ancient world.
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Dec 11, 2021 20:02
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Genesplicer is so old when Simpsons invented Crusty he hated it
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Dec 11, 2021 20:09
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Whos Crusty? Genesplicer, because hes so old
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Dec 11, 2021 20:11
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Gene the Phoenician, a fortnight dead, Forgot the cry of gulls, and the deep sea swell And the profit and loss. A current under sea Picked his bones in whispers. As he rose and fell He passed the stages of his age and youth Entering the whirlpool. Gentile or Jew O you who turn the wheel and look to windward, Consider Genesplicer, who was once handsome and tall as you.
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Dec 11, 2021 20:31
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EVERY TIME GOING posted:He's so old in fact, that the carbon-date of his recent unearthing made the archeologists begrudgingly reclassify the first wonder of the ancient world. Genesplicer so old he dated Carbon
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Dec 11, 2021 20:33
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genesplicer so old he remembers when carbon only weighted one unit of atomic mass
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Dec 11, 2021 20:43
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Genesplicer is so old he remembers the original release of the Double Decker taco from Taco Bell.
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Dec 11, 2021 21:10
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Genesplicer so old he showed that old lady from Wendy’s where the beef was 
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Dec 11, 2021 21:34
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Derpies posted:Genesplicer is so old he remembers the original release of the Double Decker taco from Taco Bell. He’s still lamenting the loss of the Bell Beefer.
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Dec 12, 2021 20:08
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Genesplicer so old that to him a day is only the briefest of moments, hence why he meters out cruel day long probations wantonly and unprovoked. It's like crushing an ant to him, without a care or afterthought. It's also why sometimes weeks pass between posts from him on the forums he maintains such a brutal dictatorship over. Also everything he does is through snail mail
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Dec 12, 2021 20:24
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Gene so old he got mad at the Wright brothers because they achieved flight merely days before he did.
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Dec 12, 2021 20:28
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Gene so old he knows of a time when Werther's Original was just Werther's.
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Dec 13, 2021 01:41
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He’s 52
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Dec 13, 2021 02:02
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more like 52 factorial
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Dec 13, 2021 02:07
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Sounds like dork talk, nerdo
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Dec 13, 2021 02:13
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Professor Shark posted:He’s 52 aww, really? I thought he was one of the real old guys, in their mid to late 60s? Now I'm disillusioned  Huh. They changed the sad emote
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Dec 13, 2021 02:39
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Genesplicer so old he remembers the old sad emote
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Dec 13, 2021 02:45
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:aww, really? I thought he was one of the real old guys, in their mid to late 60s? Now I'm disillusioned did you mean  op
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Dec 13, 2021 04:18
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Aardvark! posted:did you mean no. I remember sad being a yellow face with a frown.
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Dec 13, 2021 04:20
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He's not that old.
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Dec 13, 2021 04:23
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