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Cool Dad: Jun 15, 2007; It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

I am dying to know what he was listening to.

Nm should have refreshed, enjoy my embarrassing snipe

# ? Dec 11, 2021 19:54

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# ? May 30, 2024 21:55

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

'Mars, Bringer of War' and the 5/4 was loving up everyone's tempo.

# ? Dec 11, 2021 19:56

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Mirin?

# ? Dec 11, 2021 19:58

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

don't touch other people's poo poo

# ? Dec 11, 2021 19:59

Chloe Jessica: Nov 6, 2021; Pick 2.0

nah. don't take or break other people's poo poo, but if standing up to an rear end in a top hat requires you to touch their poo poo, then do it. don't fall into the whole loving :decorum:

trap that says refusing to lie down for rude people is worse than being rude in the first place.

world would be a better place if more people refused to put up with rear end in a top hat behavior.

# ? Dec 11, 2021 20:04

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

Cthulu Carl posted:

Look into your heart and discover what type of music a 17 year old might play to get pumped for a workout and what sort of lyrics they might have.

undertale ost doesn't have lyrics idiot

# ? Dec 11, 2021 20:16

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Mirin?

u jelly brah?

# ? Dec 11, 2021 20:18

Dramatika: Aug 1, 2002; THE BANK IS OPEN

Cthulu Carl posted:

Look into your heart and discover what type of music a 17 year old might play to get pumped for a workout and what sort of lyrics they might have.

99% whatever the newest mumble-rap dude is, I'm assuming 6ix9ine and Lil Pump are no longer cool, so whatever's newest in that line of music

# ? Dec 11, 2021 20:21

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

My workout jam is Lil Nas X at top volume so that's what I'm going with

# ? Dec 11, 2021 20:23

Funky Valentine: Feb 26, 2014; Dojyaa~an

If the rest of the gym can't pump iron to the Carpenter's Greatest Hits, then they can get the gently caress out and find another gym.

# ? Dec 11, 2021 20:26

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

I listen to "Donnie and Marie" remixes done with mashups of Flavor Flav and Slayer

# ? Dec 11, 2021 20:29

Cool Dad: Jun 15, 2007; It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rVcsaK0Pdc

# ? Dec 11, 2021 20:33

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Chloe Jessica posted:

that same dude is also following someone around Reddit insisting they stop posting and pay him back the money they owe him

This rules tbh

# ? Dec 11, 2021 20:34

mania: Sep 9, 2004

Arsenic Lupin posted:

AITA for saying my sister is the reason they can�t afford Christmas?

OP's an rear end in a top hat of goatse sized proportions.

reddit posted:

Wow. YTA. You really don't see how you went wrong there, buddy?

OP posted:

I feel like I was just expressing my thoughts and feelings and she choose to get hurt

# ? Dec 11, 2021 20:38

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

mania posted:

OP's an rear end in a top hat of goatse sized proportions.

Big Calm Hitler Comic vibes

# ? Dec 11, 2021 20:41

ScienceSeagull: May 17, 2021; Figure 1 Smart birds.

Cool Dad posted:

I am dying to know what he was listening to.

Worm music!

# ? Dec 11, 2021 20:47

The Maroon Hawk: May 10, 2008

Cthulu Carl posted:

'Mars, Bringer of War' and the 5/4 was loving up everyone's tempo.

I cackled

# ? Dec 11, 2021 20:50

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

Ahegao Sounds Vol 2. is lighting up the zoomer charts and has great beats to pump iron to

# ? Dec 11, 2021 20:51

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

carry on then posted:

u jelly brah?

Why did you stop being helpful?

# ? Dec 11, 2021 20:55

Zulily Zoetrope: Jun 1, 2011; Muldoon

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Mirin?

douche for "Are you admiring my physique?"

# ? Dec 11, 2021 20:57

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Thank you

# ? Dec 11, 2021 21:00

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

trickybiscuits posted:

This story spirals to the point where it doesn't even seem real. Like a novella or something. Anyway.

I know people hate abbreviations but it's worth it to read this.

no it isn't, gently caress you

# ? Dec 11, 2021 21:44

Agrikk: Oct 17, 2003; Take care with that! We have not fully ascertained its function, and the ticking is accelerating.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

That was exhausting and irritating and now I want to throw things.

loving hell. I�m furious at everyone in that story for having such hosed up relations.

At some point I hope that OP and DH realize how much they are being poo poo on and quit the whole lot of them. Find a new dealership, find a new SIL, find a new sister.

# ? Dec 11, 2021 21:50

Butter Activities: May 4, 2018

It really depends on the gym. In most that�d be annoying but I found this hole in the wall warehouse gym owned by a powerlifter and there it�s 100% cool to blast music as long as it�s like heavy metal or wu-tang and if it annoys you well this probably ain�t the gym for you.

Much like MMA gyms the most rough looking ones are always the only ones where I actually end up making friends and chatting with people versus the sterile impersonal corporate ones.

Butter Activities fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Dec 11, 2021

# ? Dec 11, 2021 22:06

Agrikk: Oct 17, 2003; Take care with that! We have not fully ascertained its function, and the ticking is accelerating.

Cowslips Warren posted:

We ASSUME Linkin Park. What if it's Adele?

I like to think that anyone who uses �bruh� and �sikkunts� (whatever that is) is more likely to be a Linkin Park fan than an Adele fan.

�drat, bruh. When she sings, �don�t forget me� I beg� I fukken lose mah shizzit like a bitch rear end bitch!�

# ? Dec 11, 2021 22:22

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Why did you stop being helpful?

why didn't you start googling?

# ? Dec 11, 2021 22:25

thotsky: Jun 7, 2005; hot to trot

Cool Dad posted:

I am dying to know what he was listening to.

https://youtu.be/yguopB8xtXo

# ? Dec 11, 2021 22:34

SyNack Sassimov: May 4, 2006; Let the robot win.
��--Captain James T. Vader

carry on then posted:

why didn't you start googling?

GOOGLING? like some sort of CHUMP? What do you take us for, idiots? That's why we pay you the big bucks, to explain all the moronic slang to us!

Christ some people, no fuckin work ethic. Just shameful.

# ? Dec 11, 2021 22:49

DemoneeHo: Nov 9, 2017; Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Zyzz?

Zyzz's dead, baby. Zyzz's dead.

Holy gently caress i feel old. Can't believe its been a decade since he died.

# ? Dec 11, 2021 23:02

kimbo305: Jun 9, 2007; actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Agrikk posted:

I like to think that anyone who uses �bruh� and �sikkunts� (whatever that is) is more likely to be a Linkin Park fan than an Adele fan.

�drat, bruh. When she sings, �don�t forget me� I beg� I fukken lose mah shizzit like a bitch rear end bitch!�

While OP was obviously going for how they talk irl, I thought it was Australian, not... that.

# ? Dec 11, 2021 23:23

Evil Willow: Apr 26, 2007; Bored now...

My sister(17f) is threatening to out me(19m) to our parents unless I break up with my bf(21m) cause she's obsessed with him

quote:

Hello, I'll keep this as short as I can and include all relevant details. I(19m) am gay and have been dating my next door neighbour Evan (21m) for nearly 2 years. My little sister has always had a crush on him since we were kids and when me and him would hang and play out together as kids she'd insist on coming along. She'd literally cling to him like a bad rash and would boast about him to all her friends. Me and him started dating not long after I turned 18 and we kept our relationship to ourselves because my dad who was raised in an Egyptian household is quite homophobic and my strict asian(korean) mother always forbid dating plus if she found out I was dating a guy she'd stroke out whilst clutching her pearls(that's right, lady is also a karen) she'd be disappointed im dating a white boy. Anyway we kept our relationship between us this whole time apart from his family who are very supportive of us and my family thought we were just good friends and thought nothing of us having sleepovers but whenever we'd go see a movie, hang to smoke a joint or hang out in general there my sister would be trying to cosy up to him. Multiple times has she begged me to ask him to take her on a date and I'd shut her down not just cause his my boyfriend but that she was also being a creep and that she's still a minor. She stole his phone number from my phone and has harassed him so many times that he blocked her. My parents don't see the problem as they think it's an innocent crush that she'll get over(hasn't gotten over it in all the years we've lived at our house)

Now the day before yesterday whilst I was at his house all alone me and him started doing what young couples do and suddenly we heard this squeal come from outside his window. We look to see my sister standing outside his window (his bedroom was moved downstairs after he broke his leg in a biking accident so he didn't need to move around as much) my boyfriend started yelling and cursing at her but she just had tears streaming down her face and then she started saying homophobic slurs at us and saying how much she hates me for stealing her "true love" basically being a brat which she always has been as my folks have spoiled her all her life. She ran home sobbing and I got dressed and chased after her but she had locked herself in her room. For the next day or so I kept trying to talk to her but she would just be unresponsive and so I kept an eye on her in case she went off to go tell my parents anything. It wasn't until a few hours ago that she came into my bedroom with her threat. She told me that unless I break up with Evan so she "his true love" could be with him then she was going to out me to our parents and insist they kick me out, my family live near a decent college and pay my tuition and I'm fairly dependent on them for that. I did remind her of Evans preference to a phallus but she says that I've just corrupted him with my "gayness" and that she'll "show him the light" we argue so for an hour and then she tells me I have 2 days to do it or else.

I'm not sure what to do, I've spoken with Evan and his said that if my folks kick me out then I can stay with him but what of my college education??? I'm thinking maybe I just fake break up with him and me and him just start sneaking around but say she catches us again then she'll definitely tell my folks.

What do I do?

TLDR: little sister caught me and my bf in the act and now she's threatening to out me unless I break up with him. Housing & College tuition is on the line.

Reddit is actually full of good advice, telling OP to go to his parents first about how worried he is about his sister's obsession with Evan, and that she's blackmailing him about their friendship and is going to "out him" if they stay friends. This little interaction made me laugh a lot though:

redditor posted:

quote:
was at his house all alone me and him started doing what young couples do

Young couples do? What's it called when us old farts do it 😂

OP posted:

Well I thought it was better to say that rather than hot naked gay sex but I guess I'll just say that now

We were having hot gay sex

# ? Dec 11, 2021 23:23

1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

I don't think there's an easy and clean ending to that story, but hopefully the boyfriend's family will be willing to take OP in and he can get an early start on cutting his family out of his life.

# ? Dec 11, 2021 23:33

Quackles: Aug 11, 2018; Pixels of Light.

carry on then posted:

try behaving like a human and ask the people around if they mind first, don't just rock up to the stereo, put linkin park's entire discography on shuffle, slam the volume to 11 and break the knob off

"...and then John says to me, "Hey, hey, hey wait. Before we drop in another What's New Pussycat, let's put in one It's Not Unusual." And that is when the afternoon went from good to great..."

# ? Dec 11, 2021 23:33

Hughlander: May 11, 2005

AITA for telling my son it's his fault no one in the family likes him anymore after being an AH?

quote:

Not sure if it matters, but I (45F) am married to my husband Henry (45M) and we have multiple children together, Oldest being my twins Christian (17M) and Elizabeth (17F). Liz was going to turn 15 come January of 2019, and as we are Hispanic, it was tradition to hold a Quince�era for a girl on her 15th birthday. Christian didn�t even want to go, but I said that wasn�t an option and it stopped there. Everything seemed to go smoothly until later on when it was time to escort her into the party. Chris did his part but he was not enthusiastic at all. Near the end of the night it was time for the dance with Liz and her brother, but he did not show up, even after the announcer repeated his name thrice. My daughter was left alone and she started crying and I was absolutely furious. I could not believe he would do this to her. I tried to call his cell but he had blocked me everywhere.

After getting home, the twins never spoke to each other again. Liz adjusted to this just fine. Chris however struggled with behavioral issues after that and everyone else in the family distanced themselves from him aside from my brother. I�m not sure what happened, but after this school year came around (Sept 2021), he took a complete 180. He had gotten a perfect score in a subject he never once liked or was able to comprehend the material of. His teachers thought he was cheating, honestly, and I confronted him about it. He seemed angry at the question but dismissed it and did not say a word to me. Anyway, last night I received an email about senior pictures yesterday and wanted the two to take pictures together, as this was such an important milestone, but Liz refused and called him a cheater. Chris retorted and called her jealous now that he was better than her at something and he wouldn't want to associate with a lovely family anyway, which made me snap at him. I told him that everyone has put up with his bullshit for so long and he only has himself to blame for no one wanting to interact with him in the family for doing such a horrible thing, and he called me an AH. Henry stepped in and we told him that if he felt this way and talked to us this way he wouldn't be allowed in the house anymore. He ended up going to his room and calling his uncle about staying with him, and out of nowhere, my brother starts calling me the rear end in a top hat and claiming I have always had a clear bias and it was my fault the twins ended up this way, but I firmly reminded him that Christian was the one who ruined his sister's party! I don't even have a bias for either of my children. To be honest it's all getting to me at this point, I know it sounds fake, I really wish it was. I really need to know, how am I possibly the AH here?

Paging Dr. Missing Missing reasons... Oh wait the top post got it covered.

quote:

Having read this post and the comments... for a start 100% I believe if he were a girl, y'all would have properly planned a joint coming out culture party, or you would have arranged for them both to have their own parties, and that's just sad. Anyway...

One comment came across as horrified at the idea of possibly throwing a quince�eros because of gossip - quick Google - it's presenting a 15 year old boy to God, family and friends... So, its cultural for your daughter but disgusting and gossip worthy for your son? You care more about image than your own son?

Further googling lead me to stories and ideas on how to throw a Quince�era for twin boy and girl - you on the other hand forced him to attend something he didn't want to. Didn't ask him any opinions, didn't try to actually include him as a person in any way.

THEY HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY - yet she gets an incredibly expensive and enormous party, he gets the offer of a present same week "if not, the day after".

THEY HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY yet he was merely nothing more than a pawn for his sister

you have tried to force a relationship between the pair of them since kids, and by your own omission, had a relationship with your daughter because you're both girls.

Your other 15 year old child disappeared from that party long before the dance and you didn't care enough to notice.

You only called him because your plans to force him to be her shadow failed. You show zero concern as to where your other UNDER AGE CHILD was, or that contact couldn't be made.

NO ONE ELSE noticed nor cared that a 15 year old child had disappeared either. Therefore, none of them would have cared if he wasn't at the party at all. You forced him to attend, and you tried to force him to be a pawn. You ruined her birthday by not letting him enjoy the same birthday day.

IT'S NOT HER DAY, ITS THEIR DAY. They are twins. They share the same day.

if you knew where he was and someone else made contact, you left that info out on purpose. And you still didn't care until it affected your daughter.

Shocked Pikachu faces he suffers behaviourally from this, and the response is for everyone but your brother to turn their backs. I bet if it was your daughter she'd be getting the best help you can afford.

No info on what subject, why he couldn't comprehend it before, and why teachers think he's cheating. Just glossed over. On purpose. There's info missing here, either on purpose or because you continued to be an absent presence in his life to even notice his school work.

instead of trying to find out how and why he's doing better, or god forbid even pretend to be proud, you all accuse him of cheating.

You start to care again because your daughter has senior pictures and you remembered she has a twin. I imagine you also remembered other people know she's a twin and it'd be "weird" for separate senior pictures because God forbid they be their own people.

your daughter refuses and there's no mention of "that's not happening and it stopped there" - instead, sibling lash out. Instead of being a parent, you jump on the bandwagon and lash out at him too.

son stands up for himself against the verbal lash out, is told if he continues that he'll be kicked out.

Your own brother calls out your toxic behaviour and tour response is *"but he ruined his sister's day" - THEY HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY, YOU RUINED HIS BIRTHDAY. *

you comically end the post by saying you don't even have a bias, even though the entire post and every comment is dripping with bias.

There's longer posts on here, you left out so many things on purpose, because you want us to see your picture, and not the entire picture.

YTA, as is your husband for supporting this entire treatment as well as contributing. Sadly I think no matter who tries to explain it to you and how, you will refuse to see how you have wronged your son. Thank god he has your brother because my god he needed some adult in his life to give a poo poo.

ETA; if anyone did notice and care that he was gone, they either didn't tell you for a reason so they know your heavy favouritism, or they absolutely told you and you left that information out on purpose, like many others. Heads up, people read the comments, and you sound even worse.

ETA2; So I read another comment that you didn't even know what to get your own child (WTF!? how do you not even know what your own child likes), he could have had anything he wanted, but said no so you didn't get him anything at all for the 15th, 16th or 17th. Wow. Are you seriously this blind to your own bias?

ETA3 - thank you for all the awards kind strangers <3

# ? Dec 11, 2021 23:58

Ignis: Mar 31, 2011; I take it you don't want my autograph, then.

AITA for recommending a sports anime to my niece (13f) that my sister (her mother) didn�t approve of?

quote:

Me and my niece are big anime fans and love to talk about the anime we�ve been watching. Until now I only discussed pg anime because she was just a child. However last week she turned 13 and we were talking about our favorite sports anime. She said that her favorite was Haikyuu!! And asked me what mine was. I told her that the best sports anime ever was Keijo!

So later my niece made the big mistake of watching it in the living room. Even though it�s common sense to never watch anime of any kind when other people might see she still decided to watch Keijo on the big screen.

When her mother (my sister) saw what she was watching she freaked out. She called me on the phone and was pissed that I�d tell her daughter to watch that. I tried to explain to her that Keijo isn�t even that inappropriate and it�s fine for a 13 year old to watch but she wouldn�t listen.

My sister has now banned her from watching any anime at all! I feel bad that my niece is not allowed to watch anime anymore bache she was caught watching my suggestion. AITA though or did I do the right thing?

For the non-watching anime audience, this is part of the description of Keijo (you might not want to google it :nws:

)

quote:

Japan's latest competitive sport, keijo, is dictated by a simple set of rules: female-only participants must stand on circular platforms floating in a pool�referred to as "lands"�with the goal being to knocking off opponents using only their breasts and butts. Despite this outlandish premise, the sport attracts millions of viewers across the country and boasts a lavish prize pool. Many aspiring athletes take up the challenge in hopes of becoming the next national champion.

# ? Dec 12, 2021 00:07

Paper Tiger: Jun 17, 2007; 🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

Ignis posted:

AITA for recommending a sports anime to my niece (13f) that my sister (her mother) didn’t approve of?

For the non-watching anime audience, this is part of the description of Keijo (you might not want to google it )

r/relationships: it’s common sense to never watch anime of any kind when other people might see

# ? Dec 12, 2021 00:11