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Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld
Real glad I didn't galaxy brain myself out of starting Cook

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Really could have used one more Friermuth TD. :sigh:

Pain of Mind
Jul 10, 2004
You are receiving this broadcast as a dream...We are transmitting from the year one nine... nine nine ...You are receiving this broadcast in order t
I need a parlay card of me winning and then two out of three of these scenarios coming true to make the playoffs in my big money league:
Team A loses against the 3rd from last team
Team B loses to the second from last team and I outscore them by 10
Team C loses to the last place team and I outscore them by 40

So far Thursday was not horrible, B went up against Cook, A had the Steelers defense, and I had Najee. It is still a long shot, but I had a similar thing last year and made it so might as well hope. Going to set the points against record though (I also hold the 3rd, 5th, and 6th spot even though I have only been in the league 10 years and it has existed for 19 years).

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Lamar toast, yikes 😬

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





It rules how literally nothing I would need to win is happening anywhere and hasn't for weeks.

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
My big brain Austin Hooper flex play worked, incredible!

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
"Zeke and Kareem Hunt have to do something in the second half," says increasingly nervous man.

Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

Bellmaker posted:

Lamar toast, yikes 😬
Cool so I probably have to start some waiver scrub in the playoffs next week, RIP me.

VietCampo
Aug 24, 2010
Holy poo poo I have never been more glad about going all in on Renfrow this year. Owning him in 4 out of 5 leagues

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Can a guy at least get a Nick Chubb pity TD?

Popero
Apr 17, 2001

.406/.553/.735
Antonio Gibson, never again.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

drat i added rashad penny and put him in my lineup but then dropped him for jeff wilson jr when eli mitchell was confirmed out. regret

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Taysom Hill baybee :laffo:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Bellmaker posted:

Taysom Hill baybee :laffo:

that was a beautiful garbage time TD

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





No touchdowns from
Hollywood Brown
Brandin Cooks
Nick Chubb
Kareem Hunt

Because of course why woild any of those guys get even a single TD? Particularly Hill in a 48-point blowout?

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

I played Penny :smug: (in a dynasty league where I'm not competing this year)

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Due to injuries and Bye's I took a shot with: J. Jefferson Det - RB

Lions are into the second and Jefferson still hasn't received a snap.

So that's not ideal.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
I'm gonna lose in the playoffs despite having Cook. fml

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Rip

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Started Bucs D because Bills looked shook

Good call so far!

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Blessed be Jamarr Chase in your attempt to salvage my week

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Sending good thoughts to Jimmy Graham as the most extreme of what the hell picks since everyone one else was out. Pick up 2 TDs or more man.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Aaron Jowns :swoon:

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
No Aaron Jones, don't give me hope

So many things I could have done to give me a win this week :argh:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Only.place I can win this week has my Stafford and his sidekick, 28-point Lead, vs Sony Michel, Conner and Hopkins tonight.

I've lost everywhere else for the last two weeks, why not here too! :shepicide:

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Have a 17 point lead in .5PPR, with my Gay vs. his Higbee and Cards D remaining

If I can hold on I will be 11-3, my nemesis (also 10-3) is down 50 with just Kupp left (Taylor is on bye thank goodness).

I can get the 1st place regular season payout, and be the 1 seed with a 1st round bye for the playoffs :pray:

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Welp, I can make the playoffs in my PPR league if Sony Michel more or less matches Kyler and Conner in points. Don't think that's happening! So close yet so far.

Whoreson Welles
Mar 4, 2015

ON TO THE NEXT PAGE!

shirts and skins posted:

Welp, I can make the playoffs in my PPR league if Sony Michel more or less matches Kyler and Conner in points. Don't think that's happening! So close yet so far.

I need combined 21 from Sony and Conner.

I’d be fine with Sony 20 Conner 5.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

I’m making the playoffs I think if Van Jeff and Rams kicker can get 11 pts between them tonight.

I believe.

van fem
Oct 22, 2010

If you can't be right, be confusing.

Ornery and Hornery posted:

I’m making the playoffs I think if Van Jeff and Rams kicker can get 11 pts between them tonight.

I believe.

Higbee and Ramsey are out on COVID-19 reserve, so I think you got your game locked up.

SurgicalOntologist
Jun 17, 2004

In order to get into the playoffs, I needed this week:
  • a win
  • 3 other teams to lose, bring us all to 7-7
  • to outscore the best among them by 100 points

Seemed impossible. Still unlikely, but there's a path: I need Conner + Hopkins to outscore Murray + Michel by 26 points. Well, that correlation between Hopkins and Murray doesn't look good, but there's a chance, right? Right?

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
I really need Conner to outscore Kirk by 30 points tonight, which CBS apparently thinks is impossible. I dont think I've ever seen it give a 100% win probability to someone when both teams still have players left to go...so that's nice.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Technically could still win one game this week but its lookin unlikely. Looks like I'll have gone 4-12 over the last month across four leagues so gently caress me I guess.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
I need 7 pts from Kyler and Gay w 10 min left to win half the league pot for highest scorer.

Come on you fuckers.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
I need one point from Murray to make the playoffs.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
I need Murray to not throw an interception.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
I need a drink

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
I need a cigarette

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

I need a cigarette

same. Won my points battle by 1.0 pts over the season.

That last play took years off my life.

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

I need a cigarette

Cross post but



I want to die, I was so close

Kyler misses Kirk on that 4th down, or the Cards just kick a FG and try for the onside, or that Rams DB catches the INT, or...

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