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CRUSTY MINGE posted:There are no sharks in Kentucky as it is not near a coast. Also lacking the presence of Tara Reid. I hope there won't be a deernado!!!!
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mayonado and its a torando full of mayonaisse! white people!
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It sucks that people died. It also sucks that you can't tell if the dead people were good or bad people, so you don't know how to feel about the dead people other than semi sad or something equally socially appropriate.
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satanic splash-back posted:It sucks that people died. i didnt know them
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EorayMel posted:I hope there won't be a deernado!!!! Interstates and tractor-trailers are their natural enemies, better take shelter in the nearest 18 wheeler, though a heavy duty diesel pickup will suffice if it's only an F1 or 2.
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Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:Why don’t people in these tornado regions live in hobbit holes? That's not gonna work see there will be a knock on the door and the guy will say "No thank you we don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations" and the other guy says "What about very old friends" and he opens the door but oh no! it's the tornado and it flies in and devastates the home and fellates the man and leaves just as quickly with all the cum. They are extremely cunning, these whirling winds.
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EorayMel posted:I hope there won't be a deernado!!!! Don't worry, just throw a couple of salt licks at it and instead of destroying your house it'll just fling poo poo everywhere.
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Chinatown posted:hell no you will meet your perfect storm one day it'll suck the poo poo right out your rear end in a top hat and land a flying cow on your balls
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https://twitter.com/Quakeprincessss/status/1470118488224194567?s=20 Lol. This is what you get when you cut education funding.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:There are no sharks in Kentucky as it is not near a coast. Also lacking the presence of Tara Reid. How about a Cocaine Bearnado?
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A lot of people in these areas are poor as hell and victims of the opioid epidemic, so I'm gonna go ahead and feel bad that they're dead regardless of political affiliation.
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i dont know about kentucky but i went to a big aquarium in chattanooga tn a couple years ago and there were plenty of sharks in there. chattanooga was not hit by this recent storm but they do get tornados there so if an ef5 were to tear the roof off of that aquarium then sharknado conditions could indeed be possible in the mid-south region
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 all the people who live in place called Tornado Alley
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:
this storm didn't happen in tornado alley
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Earwicker posted:this storm didn't happen in tornado alley all those people who live in New Tornado Alley
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:
all those people who lived in New Tornado Alley
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Reading the thread, how exactly does one gently caress a tornado? Do you drop trou’ and wait for the tornado to pull you in so you can be hosed by the swirling vortex inside? Do you drop trou’ and wait for the tornado’s edge to come near your nether region so you can gently caress it like that? Or do you lay down on the ground dick up and wait for the tornado to touch down on your ding dong?
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play list https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBEIBBdgAOApTPgoJ1TlQLyeaZw66bdLP specific video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIPyVad0THM&t=1540s These poor southerners who make 14k a year on social security all voted for trump lol. Wonder why. 'Why he did what he said he was gonna do... these folks that go to a city and burn things down, why they doing that? why don't they burn down something where they live?' [edit] I love that channel and I feel for the people but they have no clue about what happens anywhere else in the country and are totally brainwashed Wendigee fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Dec 13, 2021 |
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You Are A Elf posted:Reading the thread, how exactly does one gently caress a tornado? Do you drop trou’ and wait for the tornado to pull you in so you can be hosed by the swirling vortex inside? Do you drop trou’ and wait for the tornado’s edge to come near your nether region so you can gently caress it like that? Or do you lay down on the ground dick up and wait for the tornado to touch down on your ding dong? You go straight for its ado
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I think you gotta line up with the winking eye of the storm
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Sid Vicious posted:i didnt know them they knew you 
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Justin Credible posted:I doubt anyone is happy over this stuff happening, it is awful and I hope these people get the help they need. I live near a soft wood lumber plant and when the mass flooding in Vancouver happened two weeks ago they raised the price of all their lumber 30% overnight. I imagine after these tornadoes it will go up even more tomorrow. So they are happy, and probably will be until the trees start bursting into flames.
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You Are A Elf posted:Reading the thread, how exactly does one gently caress a tornado? Do you drop trou’ and wait for the tornado to pull you in so you can be hosed by the swirling vortex inside? Do you drop trou’ and wait for the tornado’s edge to come near your nether region so you can gently caress it like that? Or do you lay down on the ground dick up and wait for the tornado to touch down on your ding dong? Tornados suck, so you strip naked, lie face up on the ground, and wait for the tornado to move over you and suck you up.
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sweet thursday posted:I can't handle tornadoes. im coming towards you with two two liters strapped together full of water and oh yeah im shaking that thing
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sweet thursday posted:I can't handle tornadoes. That's why I just signed up for a self defense class. This poo poo is no joke.
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My niece done got bit by a copperhead
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Sid Vicious posted:the only thing that can stop a tornado with a gun is a earthquake with a gun and Hercules 
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You Are A Elf posted:Reading the thread, how exactly does one gently caress a tornado? Do you drop trou’ and wait for the tornado to pull you in so you can be hosed by the swirling vortex inside? Do you drop trou’ and wait for the tornado’s edge to come near your nether region so you can gently caress it like that? Or do you lay down on the ground dick up and wait for the tornado to touch down on your ding dong? The hole is at the top idiot
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You say tornado, I say tornadoe.
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lets call the whole thing off *is blown away in a tornado*
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You say, "Yes", I say, "No" (I say, "Yes", but I may mean, "No") You say, "Stop", I say, "Tor, na, do" (I can stay still it's time to go) Oh, oh no
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Vakal posted:and Hercules it was loving terrifying
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