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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
"At least 30 tornadoes were reported across six states: Arkansas, Illinois, Kentucky, Missouri, Mississippi and Tennessee." :w00t:

https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1469710620467548167?t=aV5mUoMr34TJMrsCNzq2ng&s=19

https://twitter.com/nilwxreports/status/1469512116637945861?s=20

AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Dec 11, 2021

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Everyone important has already weighed in:


quote:

Kentucky men's basketball coach says the team is "devastated" by tornadoes
University of Kentucky men's basketball coach, John Calipari, said the team is "devastated" by the tornadoes that hit Kentucky late Friday.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
Red states meet climate change again, still say it's something else.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

It's God's wrath because they weren't Republican enough.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
drat, thats some hosed up poo poo

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Trying to inhabit the great plains was a mistake.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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They in oz now

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

thats Q justice for you

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Do you think they all went Whooooaaaaaaa Oooohhhhhh noooooooo haha oh nooooooooooo

as they swirled around in ever higher circles

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Do you think they all went Whooooaaaaaaa Oooohhhhhh noooooooo haha oh nooooooooooo

as they swirled around in ever higher circles

Almost certainly. Personally I would be lolling at the cows flying around and stuff , if it was me

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
seems bad op.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Aardvark! posted:

Almost certainly. Personally I would be lolling at the cows flying around and stuff , if it was me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dQgjrrEeHA

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
oh sure, first they invent the "corona virus" and now they expect us to believe something called "tornadoes" exist and can destroy towns despite being made out of nothing but air?

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Well that sucks

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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LordArgh posted:

oh sure, first they invent the "corona virus" and now they expect us to believe something called "tornadoes" exist and can destroy towns despite being made out of nothing but air?

The one weird trick the tornadoes don't want you to know... Just stand in the center of them

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
I'd never let a piece of swirling air suck me off!

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
https://twitter.com/ahberrington/status/1469534237326028802?s=20

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
https://twitter.com/bclemms/status/1469662822795816968

Vakal
May 11, 2008

But what did it look like after the tornadoes went through?

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Can't but feel bad for the home team and its fans as it sounds like Friday's game was a real twister with the stadium simply getting torn apart and the scoreboard blown away by the gale like performance of the visiting Monstars.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

all these people probably voted for trump, so gently caress em

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
gently caress you, man

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Junk posted:

all these people probably voted for trump, so gently caress em

gross dude

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I saw a loving cow flying across the road.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

they were no angels

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

theres no way for us to tell how many of the people who died last night may have voted for the Orange fool donald trump.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


lmao owned

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

LordArgh posted:

oh sure, first they invent the "corona virus" and now they expect us to believe something called "tornadoes" exist and can destroy towns despite being made out of nothing but air?

I believe it's actually the surfeit of airborne ungulates that causes most of the damage

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Maybe all these people can move to the coasts instead of the desolate plains and wait to drown like the rest of us

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I saw a loving cow flying across the road.

What was it loving?

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




looks like it's not longer more than a memory lmao

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Derpies posted:

Maybe all these people can move to the coasts instead of the desolate plains and wait to drown like the rest of us

Tornadoes don't like mountains, and I don't have to worry about the ocean until it rises 7000 more feet. The coast is yours.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Vakal posted:

But what did it look like after the tornadoes went through?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Mooey Cow posted:

What was it loving?

Sorry, I am not telling farmerotica to you Mooey Cow.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Tornadoes don't like mountains, and I don't have to worry about the ocean until it rises 7000 more feet. The coast is yours.

Look pal I’m also mountain dwelling so don’t blow our cover and start pointing people towards the coast

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
My neighbor thinks the government is controlling weather with something called HAARP. I can’t wait to hear his take on this.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Coastal Alaska welcomes all comers!

E: Haarp is in Alaska, it's a sign!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Junk posted:

all these people probably voted for trump, so gently caress em

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

I was thinking about if moridin was still on the forums he would immediately bitch about how the people affected by the tornado would steal more of his hard earned tax dollars(from committing fraud against Amazon) because they were in The Wrong State(s) itt but you out moridin'd moridin so congratz I guess :confuoot:

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Dec 25, 2020

 
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I saw a loving cow flying across the road.

rough neighbourhood

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