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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

King poo poo, IMO.

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Skulk Hogan posted:

I used to do in-home care and a client wanted to eat his leftover fried rice for lunch. He had a small serving left and I told him we needed to get him something else to eat with it. He looks me dead in the eyes and says "hotdog" while making cutting motions with his hands.

"You want cut up hotdogs in your fried rice, bud?"
"YEAH!"

So I did as he asked. Then I had to ask the real hard question.

"Ketchup or soy sauce?"

It's probably better if you don't learn the answer.
Yeah, it probably wasn't "mustard"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Por que no los dos

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
It was ketchup and I pray to the food gods above it was Heinz. That sounds not quite my taste but very much not awful.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I am going with "the hot dog water, and soy sauce"

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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OwlFancier posted:

I am going with "the hot dog water, and soy sauce"

Reduce, and drizzle reduction

Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019


I don't get why people get such a bug up about ketchup. It's a perfectly cromulent sauce.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LOL

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

It was ketchup and I pray to the food gods above it was Heinz. That sounds not quite my taste but very much not awful.
Ketchup fried rice with chicken is the traditional omrice filling, and it's delicious. Just gotta use a light hand.

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

Hirayuki posted:

Ketchup fried rice with chicken is the traditional omrice filling, and it's delicious. Just gotta use a light hand.

This exactly. It can benefit from a little soy sauce in there too though.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

hallo spacedog posted:

This exactly. It can benefit from a little soy sauce in there too though.

When I cooked for a chinese restaurant (in Ontario for reference, not proper chinese) my chef had so many more dishes with tons of ketchup than I expected. This is a japanese chef but his sauce setup is pretty much what we did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIT_26qgF-A

(also a generally good channel if you want to impress friends and dates with sushi or just with japanese and chinese cuisine in general, or just want to enjoy food porn)

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020

Grand Fromage posted:

Donkey is indeed one of my favorite meats in China.

That owns. Can you tell us more about it?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



mkvltra posted:

That owns. Can you tell us more about it?

It tastes like rear end

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



:hmbol: Roll credits

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
It was ketchup.

Store brand

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Sekhmnet posted:

I don't get why people get such a bug up about ketchup. It's a perfectly cromulent sauce.

Ketchup is fine, agreed.

Ketchup on a hotdog is a warcrime. It’s like pouring pickle juice on your cheerios instead of milk.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

MrYenko posted:

Ketchup is fine, agreed.

Ketchup on a hotdog is a warcrime. It’s like pouring pickle juice on your cheerios instead of milk.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
"Some hot dog" what in the god drat

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
It was a different time.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I'm gonna bring it back, I'm gonna start asking for 'some hot dog'

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I was looking up citrus cultivars and saw one listed as "Papeda (citrus)" so I was like hmm there must be a non-citrus thing called that if it specifies like that, so I googled it and






Wiki says "It has a glue-like consistency and texture."

Has anyone ever eaten this? Can someone tell me what its like??

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Bismuth posted:

Has anyone ever eaten this? Can someone tell me what its like??

Like eating glue, apparently.

Bismuth posted:

"It has a glue-like consistency and texture."

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
TEST RESULT: IT WAS JIZZ

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
yea I try not to be all 'ew that looks gross' about food that isn't an obvious insane crime against taste but that looks exactly like it'd be a nasty experience from start to finish even if it tasted amazing.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Chef Skeeter Jizzson's famous cum scoop salad

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Tunicate posted:

Like eating glue, apparently.

Ok thats the texture, I can see that it looks like paste, but I want to know if it tastes good enough to make up for that

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Bismuth posted:

Ok thats the texture, I can see that it looks like paste, but I want to know if it tastes good enough to make up for that

I mean, as long as it tastes as good as glue :shrug:

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
it's been over a half hour and not a single goon has confessed to their glue-sniffing nature? I am disappoint.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
buddy I'll sniff it all you want but I don't eat it. Glue sniffers and paste eaters may both be fuckin dipshits but it's a caste system none the less!

RuBisCO
May 1, 2009

This is definitely not a lie



https://twitter.com/Splashystackss/status/1469790659754221574?t=PwhthnmmF2Legcai41PM0w&s=08

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I need everything Well Done, it's right there in the name

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

MrYenko posted:

Ketchup is fine, agreed.

Ketchup on a hotdog is a warcrime. It’s like pouring pickle juice on your cheerios instead of milk.

What the hell are you talking about, ketchup on hot dog is completely fine and a staple in many countries.

Son of Rodney has a new favorite as of 07:12 on Dec 13, 2021

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

E: quote not edit

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


It's not perfect until you slather it in 'chup














performative condiment rage

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Son of Rodney posted:

What the hell are you talking about, ketchup on hot dog is completely fine and a staple in many countries.

Ketchup is a perfectly fine sauce, but on a properly dressed hot dog it a) adds nothing that isn't already there in spades (salt, acid, sweetness, umami) and b) overpowers everything else

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Son of Rodney posted:

What the hell are you talking about, ketchup on hot dog is completely fine and a staple in many countries.

if I wanted to get Nasty With It I'd ask if you were the Son of Rodney or just Bensington Butters

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

It's not perfect until you slather it in 'chup

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


more falafel please posted:

Ketchup is a perfectly fine sauce, but on a properly dressed hot dog it a) adds nothing that isn't already there in spades (salt, acid, sweetness, umami)
I've seen this same line of reasoning used to say that pepperoni doesn't belong on pizza--it's just adding salt and fat which already there in spades.
Point is it's bad and leads you to all the wrong decisions in life.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

natural casing beef dog (Vienna beef preferably) on a lightly steamed poppyseed bun, with mustard, minced white onion, sport peppers, and celery salt. fries wrapped up in the paper. try that and tell me there should be ketchup on it with a straight face

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PERMACAV 50
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat

more falafel please posted:

natural casing beef dog (Vienna beef preferably) on a lightly steamed poppyseed bun, with mustard, minced white onion, sport peppers, and celery salt. fries wrapped up in the paper. try that and tell me there should be ketchup on it with a straight face

It does need tomato slices and relish, which you've conspicuously forgotten

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