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Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

I assume it's like an adamantium mitten to stop him popping the claws/using his hands.

# ? Dec 11, 2021 23:20

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# ? May 22, 2024 04:09

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

It's AoA. He has no hand.

It doesn't stop him from popping his claws.

# ? Dec 11, 2021 23:31

kdrudy: Sep 19, 2009

Uthor posted:

It's AoA. He has no hand.

It doesn't stop him from popping his claws.

I forget, was there a reason his hand didn't regrow or was it just a cool dystopian design?

# ? Dec 12, 2021 05:34

Toshimo: Aug 23, 2012; He's outta line...

But he's right!

kdrudy posted:

I forget, was there a reason his hand didn't regrow or was it just a cool dystopian design?

There's never a stated reason, so likely the rule of cool, but general fan consensus is:
1. This version of Wolverine has a weaker healing factor. Prime universe wolverine didn't have as crazy strong of a healing factor back in the 90s. It didn't really take off until magneto ripped out his skeleton and they made up some poo poo about having the adamantium in taxing his healing factor, so removing it kicked it into hyperdrive. AoA wolverine never had that happen.
2. Capping it may have prevented it from growing back and wolverine may have capped it to remind him of his failure.

But, for certain, nobody knows.

# ? Dec 12, 2021 05:53

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Toshimo posted:

There's never a stated reason, so likely the rule of cool, but general fan consensus is:
1. This version of Wolverine has a weaker healing factor. Prime universe wolverine didn't have as crazy strong of a healing factor back in the 90s. It didn't really take off until magneto ripped out his skeleton and they made up some poo poo about having the adamantium in taxing his healing factor, so removing it kicked it into hyperdrive. AoA wolverine never had that happen.
2. Capping it may have prevented it from growing back and wolverine may have capped it to remind him of his failure.

But, for certain, nobody knows.

I thought the given reason was AoA Cyclops went all out on Weapon X when he liberated Phoenix from Mr. Sinister's camp. So he blasted off all the skin and tendons and the hand itself fell off. (And the claws got pushed further into the arm itself.)

But I do like the idea it was a choice by Logan.

But the real reason is it looks cool and makes him look different from 616 universe.
And even though it's just supposed to be a metal cover, it has been portrayed as a X-Buster style blaster in other media.

# ? Dec 12, 2021 11:28

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

My headcanon is that it was just a cap, but then he met Forge...

# ? Dec 12, 2021 12:54

Tall Tale Teller: May 20, 2003; Grave? Shovel! Let's go.

Is that Humberto Ramos doing the art? It's so gross.

And I love that Cannonball's primary superpower is explaining that he's invulnerable while he's blastin'.

Seriously, every time he's in a book.

# ? Dec 12, 2021 14:36

Larryb: Oct 5, 2010

The Question IRL posted:

I thought the given reason was AoA Cyclops went all out on Weapon X when he liberated Phoenix from Mr. Sinister's camp. So he blasted off all the skin and tendons and the hand itself fell off. (And the claws got pushed further into the arm itself.)

But I do like the idea it was a choice by Logan.

But the real reason is it looks cool and makes him look different from 616 universe.
And even though it's just supposed to be a metal cover, it has been portrayed as a X-Buster style blaster in other media.

So he can't shoot out of it then? That's somewhat disappointing

# ? Dec 12, 2021 16:15

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

How do they wipe after doing a poo?

# ? Dec 12, 2021 16:24

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

How do they wipe after doing a poo?

Cerebro.

# ? Dec 12, 2021 16:28

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

3D Megadoodoo posted:

How do they wipe after doing a poo?

Bidets

# ? Dec 12, 2021 16:31

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

muscles like this! posted:

Bidets

Like built into the caps?

# ? Dec 12, 2021 17:12

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

muscles like this! posted:

Bidets

It�s the best time to sneak up on him, he�s vulnerable when he�s blastin�

# ? Dec 12, 2021 17:16

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

muscles like this! posted:

Bidets

When in the field he gets Spider-Man to shoot a weak stream of water out of his neck in there

# ? Dec 12, 2021 18:19

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

3D Megadoodoo posted:

How do they wipe after doing a poo?

He's the best at what he does, but what he does ain't pretty

# ? Dec 12, 2021 18:19

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Strange Tales #117 (1964)

Heroes #6 (1996)

Wolverine #-1 (1997)

# ? Dec 12, 2021 19:02

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

Darthemed posted:

Wolverine #-1 (1997)

Yeah right, Stan. How many times have you told us about a movie based on Marvel comics in the works? I'll believe these Blade and X-Men movies when I see them.

# ? Dec 12, 2021 20:03

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

I want to see Blade WITH OPEN EYES!

# ? Dec 12, 2021 20:29

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I want to see Blade WITH OPEN EYES!

https://twitter.com/Reddit/status/1153380460812263425?s=20

# ? Dec 12, 2021 21:05

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

TwoPair posted:

He's the best at what he does, but what he does ain't potty

# ? Dec 13, 2021 01:10

TheCenturion: May 3, 2013; HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

Some muthafucks always tryna ice skate up hill.

Blade was a fantastic movie, and needs to be retconned as the first MCU movie. :colbert:

# ? Dec 13, 2021 15:30

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

2nd, behind Howard the Duck

# ? Dec 13, 2021 16:01

Suleman: Sep 4, 2011

Ahem.

# ? Dec 13, 2021 19:35

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

The Defenders #53 (1977)

Urth 4 #4 (1990)

# ? Dec 13, 2021 19:45

Admiralty Flag: Jun 7, 2007; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Suleman posted:

Ahem.

This Dr. Strange doesn't astrally project. His shag-carpeted van resides on the Astral Plane.

# ? Dec 13, 2021 20:29

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Suleman posted:

Ahem.

#notmystrange

# ? Dec 13, 2021 21:00

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Darthemed posted:

Wolverine #-1 (1997)

Where's my Stan Lee cameo, Norrington?

# ? Dec 13, 2021 21:43

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Darthemed posted:

The Defenders #53 (1977)

I've never related to Hilk until this moment.

# ? Dec 13, 2021 21:45

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Nightwing Annual: Red Hood has been framed for a shooting he didn't commit.

# ? Dec 14, 2021 05:26

ManiacClown: May 30, 2002; Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Ghostlight posted:

#notmystrange

FYI, this movie is going to be in the upcoming season of MST3K.

# ? Dec 14, 2021 06:33

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

oh, loving sweet. :woop:

# ? Dec 14, 2021 06:39

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Dandadan don't want none, unless you got weird deep cuts son

_{(Right to Left)}

_{Dandadan - Chapter 36}

Equal parts at home in the Badass Thread

# ? Dec 14, 2021 07:59

Nilbop: Jun 5, 2004; Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Infinitum posted:

Dandadan don't want none, unless you got weird deep cuts son

_{(Right to Left)}

_{Dandadan - Chapter 36}

Equal parts at home in the Badass Thread

The manga better be about this old lady.

# ? Dec 14, 2021 08:19

Alacron: Feb 15, 2007; -->Have tearful reunion with your son
-->Eh; Fun Shoe

Nah, she's the current arc's villain.

Fair warning to anyone interested in the comic, Dandadan has more than its fair share of weird sex stuff.

# ? Dec 14, 2021 13:15

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

It's basically Gantz, but less up its own arse.

# ? Dec 14, 2021 13:22

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Spidey Super Stories #33 (1978)

Moon Knight Special Edition #2 (1983)

# ? Dec 14, 2021 19:43

hiddenriverninja: May 10, 2013; life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Symbiote Spider-Man: King in Black #2

# ? Dec 14, 2021 19:57

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Unusually decisive anti-murder stance from Dane, there.

# ? Dec 15, 2021 01:16

DivineCoffeeBinge: Mar 3, 2011; Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

I get that Dane is meant to be going "Yes you have to stop him, you blockhead" but his expression makes me read it more like "Spidey is finally considering the benefits of letting terrible people die! Yessssss!!!"

# ? Dec 15, 2021 02:24

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# ? May 22, 2024 04:09

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Darthemed posted:

Spidey Super Stories #33 (1978)

...so anyway, I manipulated PBS and the CTW into a situation where they had to choose either Sesame Street or the Electric Company - and Sesame Street was making bank - so it was a pretty easy choice...

# ? Dec 15, 2021 03:58

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