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The Protagonist posted:'meltwater pulse', whilst meaningless to me as a layperson, rings with the same opaque foreboding as 'resonance cascade'
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Dec 13, 2021 22:11
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The Protagonist posted:pft, twenty five milimeters aint nothin' Dear sir, madam, or other, I write to you today to regretfully inform you...
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Dec 13, 2021 22:13
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... just gonna assume you innocently dropped an 'm' there and take a biiig sip of coffee-
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:If you're interested in the ongoing demise of Thwaites and PIG, the Arctic Sea Ice Forum stays extremely up to date on their continued disintegration. now I know what a meltwater pulse is, thanks a lot  edit: wow, I'm not the only one, I guess? The Clash posted:London calling, see we ain't got no swing Cabbages and VHS has issued a correction as of 22:36 on Dec 13, 2021 |
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Dec 13, 2021 22:34
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Lol'ing at the thought of how many gigatrillions of polymer micro-particles are being sprayed into the air every moment of every day from aerosol painting. 
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Dec 13, 2021 22:46
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The Protagonist posted:'meltwater pulse', whilst meaningless to me as a layperson, rings with the same opaque foreboding as 'resonance cascade' All these terms sound like disaster films. Climate Collapse Climate Collapse 2: Polar Vortex Climate Collapse 3: Meltwater Pulse Climate Collapse 4: Wet Bulb Event Climate Collapse (it's a reboot) Climate Collapse: Sudden Deplanktonification (last in series)
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Dec 13, 2021 22:57
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:All these terms sound like disaster films. We call that last one "Aragonite Undersaturation"
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Dec 13, 2021 22:58
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Rime posted:Lol'ing at the thought of how many gigatrillions of polymer micro-particles are being sprayed into the air every moment of every day from aerosol painting. it's probably almost negligible compared to the mountains of plastic waste rotting away in the oceans, landfills, being dumped into rivers, and just insane trash spewed out of cars onto roads everywhere. and also cars themselves with tires being a lot of polymers rubbing away each time someone accelerates at 50mph to immediately slam on the breaks at a stop sign 100 ft away only to repeat it again i.e. https://v.redd.it/v819qiwf66481/DASH_360.mp4?source=fallback&audio_url=false Xaris has issued a correction as of 23:07 on Dec 13, 2021 |
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Dec 13, 2021 23:03
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Mola Yam posted:so long suckers! i rev up industrial society and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates humanity is lying completely dead on the pavement
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Dec 13, 2021 23:24
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All those birds are watching that truck like
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Dec 13, 2021 23:25
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Don't worry guys, climate change is over. We built a statue. https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2021/dec/06/hope-sculpture-glasgow-cop26-steuart-padwick quote:A new public sculpture that calls for optimism about humanity’s response to the climate crisis has been installed in a park once home to Glasgow’s last working coalmine.  E: Strong feeling the statue is about to  us
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Dec 14, 2021 01:14
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Jesus christ they've done turned hopium into an idol 
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Dec 14, 2021 01:29
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fallout 5 points of interest looking lame so far; do better, todd howard
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Dec 14, 2021 01:46
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RockyB posted:Don't worry guys, climate change is over. We built a statue. What an uninspiring looking statue. Makes me think of those wooden posing dolls. An uninspiring statue is fitting for our hope against climate change after COP26 I suppose.
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Dec 14, 2021 01:58
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Not gonna read that article and will just assume that the statue marks the new sea level once the poles are done melting.
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Dec 14, 2021 02:04
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Mola Yam posted:so long suckers! i rev up industrial society and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates humanity is lying completely dead on the pavement still one of the best posts in any of the climate change threads
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Dec 14, 2021 02:31
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The Wicker Man (1973)
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Dec 14, 2021 02:45
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if climate change is inevitable then we need to burn more coal and extract more oil and gas, not less. not only will this be profitable in the short term, this will incentivize the people with the solutions to actually do something.
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Dec 14, 2021 02:46
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a statue? lol. lmao.
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Dec 14, 2021 02:47
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RockyB posted:
hahahah, they cut down trees to make it all happen. unreal. I can think of no better "permanent reminder of Glasgow’s role as host of the Cop26 climate summit in November" than this
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Dec 14, 2021 02:50
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bedpan posted:hahahah, they cut down trees to make it all happen. unreal. I can think of no better "permanent reminder of Glasgow’s role as host of the Cop26 climate summit in November" than this whats the problem? as long as the wood never burns or decomposes ever the statue is actually doing carbon storage.
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Dec 14, 2021 02:53
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Trabisnikof posted:whats the problem? as long as the wood never burns or decomposes ever the statue is actually doing carbon storage. because when you plant trees you get 100 years of carbon credit right up front. if someone else happens to cut those trees down before 100 years are up, welp. try voting harder
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Dec 14, 2021 02:58
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Laterite posted:fallout 5 points of interest looking lame so far; do better, todd howard we're doing a pretty good speedrun of slightly retconned pre-war fallout lore right now looking forward to (1) declining energy resources, (2) future US invasion of canada for resources, (3) the disintegration of the UN, (4) the future limited nuclear exchange between europe and the middle east, and (5) the Great War between the USA and the PRC that ends in nuclear holocaust Hubbert has issued a correction as of 03:02 on Dec 14, 2021 |
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Dec 14, 2021 02:59
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Trabisnikof posted:whats the problem? as long as the wood never burns or decomposes ever the statue is actually doing carbon storage. also im a dumb drunk so you I am going to get ahead of this one and just say that you are right
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Dec 14, 2021 03:18
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i can't believe we don't get the money shot
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Dec 14, 2021 03:20
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Hubbert posted:we're doing a pretty good speedrun of slightly retconned pre-war fallout lore right now 
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Dec 14, 2021 03:38
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Hubbert posted:we're doing a pretty good speedrun of slightly retconned pre-war fallout lore right now looking forward to being found by the lone wanderer as a skeleton positioned in such a way that it shows exactly the embarrassing inadvertently self-inflicted manner in which i died.
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Dec 14, 2021 03:40
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drake no: climate statutes drake yes: climate statues
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Dec 14, 2021 03:49
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https://twitter.com/ClimateBen/status/1470507840230113287?s=20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccGGL2yl6rc
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Dec 14, 2021 04:52
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Trabisnikof posted:whats the problem? as long as the wood never burns or decomposes ever the statue is actually doing carbon storage. you have to bury it shithead!!!!!
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Dec 14, 2021 05:02
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https://twitter.com/theyylovekj/status/1470391547233505291
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Dec 14, 2021 05:35
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:All these terms sound like disaster films. you forgot BOE
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Dec 14, 2021 05:55
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bedpan posted:also im a dumb drunk so you I am going to get ahead of this one and just say that you are right don’t worry ur other post was right, if we’re trying to maximize our evil for our money we got to sell the forestry credits first. Cup Runneth Over posted:you have to bury it shithead!!!!! on a geologic scale it basically already is!
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Dec 14, 2021 06:04
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oh, they'll grow up, all right. and fast
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Dec 14, 2021 06:15
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okay new plan for beating climate change 1. we cut down every tree on the planet, then bury it so it can't release its stored carbon again 2. 3. we did it!
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Dec 14, 2021 06:25
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Minera posted:okay new plan for beating climate change legit though, massive labor camps chopping down trees, burying them, and planting genetically engineered new ones all with manual labor is probably one our best remaining options on a global and personal scale. Meaningful work, exercise, food rations, safety in numbers, isn’t that the retirement dream?
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Dec 14, 2021 06:41
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Trabisnikof posted:legit though, massive labor camps chopping down trees, burying them, and planting genetically engineered new ones all with manual labor is probably one our best remaining options on a global and personal scale. sounds like a lot of work, can't i just donate 3 dollars when i order more nylon clothing off amazon to make one of their warehouse workers do it for me
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Dec 14, 2021 06:43
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Minera posted:sounds like a lot of work, can't i just donate 3 dollars when i order more nylon clothing off amazon to make one of their warehouse workers do it for me We all have to do our part!*  * the people telling you that you have to do your part don't have to do their part.
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Dec 14, 2021 06:53
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Trabisnikof posted:legit though, massive labor camps chopping down trees, burying them, and planting genetically engineered new ones all with manual labor is probably one our best remaining options on a global and personal scale. absolutely, the solution to climate change is more monocultures
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Dec 14, 2021 07:12
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https://archive.md/PkjM1quote:The world’s poultry farmers are battling another grim spell of bird-flu cases, risking higher chicken prices and fewer free-range eggs.  lol its gunna be amazing when Quality Chicken Products LLC, Tyson Foods, etc gets bird flu outbreak at their mega-mega jam-packed factory-farms Xaris has issued a correction as of 07:38 on Dec 14, 2021 |
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Dec 14, 2021 07:29
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Xaris posted:https://archive.md/PkjM1  inflation
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