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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

fartknocker posted:

My car did a thing I will share with this thread:



nice

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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



a good post for 669, also known as the devil's 69

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Tip posted:

a good post for 669, also known as the devil's 69

nice

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Tip posted:

a good post for 669, also known as the devil's 69


MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

fartknocker posted:

My car did a thing I will share with this thread:



Niiiice

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

fartknocker posted:

My car did a thing I will share with this thread:



Car sucks

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



and gets sucked

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


fartknocker posted:

My car did a thing I will share with this thread:



Nice.

How quick did you pull over to take that photo or did you cruise in a parking lot for a bit to get that mileage?

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
669

three foot nine

Sock it sock it to me one more time


Get low

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
69 6 people

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Who does it suck

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Was it you foolios I was telling about my sick Bell Biv Devoe cassette? It was sick, of course, but it had this song on it:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T6HNbdi9AA


And it's a hard, embarrassing, lol. Enjoy.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I like 69s and 69 related activities

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Literally A Person posted:

Was it you foolios I was telling about my sick Bell Biv Devoe cassette? It was sick, of course, but it had this song on it:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T6HNbdi9AA


And it's a hard, embarrassing, lol. Enjoy.

This is perfect because I was just looking for some music that was mentally hip hop smoothed out on the R&B tip with a pop feel appeal to it.

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



Internetjack posted:

I'm good with cauliflower.

Show off

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Literally A Person posted:

Was it you foolios I was telling about my sick Bell Biv Devoe cassette?

I think so

this is the tape they paid you fifty cents to take, right?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I like 69s and 69 related activities

I sell 69s and 69 accessories

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Literally A Person posted:

Was it you foolios I was telling about my sick Bell Biv Devoe cassette? It was sick, of course, but it had this song on it:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T6HNbdi9AA


And it's a hard, embarrassing, lol. Enjoy.

Maybe I'll go see Bell Biv Devoe at the yearly touring concert thing they do every year down on the riverfront next year

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Do y'all need something? Everyone's been saying my name.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Tip posted:

I think so

this is the tape they paid you fifty cents to take, right?

Bingo.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Mr. Nice! posted:

Do y'all need something? Everyone's been saying my name.

What’s it like being Santa’s goodest boy?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Mr. Nice! posted:

Do y'all need something? Everyone's been saying my name.

did you get the name because of your 69 skills?

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Big Beef City posted:

"I was worried too much cauliflower and kale would be too spicy, A British Tale"

That mixture of veg is like pulling the pin on my rear end-grenade

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Also, posting on faux sexy page

Puppy Doll
Dec 20, 2011

Hey everybody!
its when two people are 69ing and someone is also eating someones rear end

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Puppy Doll posted:

its when two people are 69ing and someone is also eating someones rear end

I'm down with this

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Puppy Doll posted:

its when two people are 69ing and someone is also eating someones rear end

I think with the pictographic nature of a 69 a 669 would be two people 69ing with a third person loving one of them in the rear end

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Puppy Doll posted:

its when two people are 69ing and someone is also eating someones rear end

Seems like a lot of attention for that one person. I hope they return the favor.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Waterbed Wendy posted:

What’s it like being Santa’s goodest boy?

Dang, how did he score that? I'm pretty jealous

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tip posted:

I think with the pictographic nature of a 69 a 669 would be two people 69ing with a third person loving one of them in the rear end

or just doggy but yeah get it

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Now that I think about it, do you think Santa and Mrs. Claus get freaky, like eating rear end and 69 at same time? Although that would likely require a third party like an elf or some poo poo

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Santa travels the whole world in one night. I’m pretty sure he can munch a little puss and rear end at the same time.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Santa isn't real

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Tip posted:

Santa isn't real

:mods:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tip posted:

Santa isn't real

:coal:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Santa travels the whole world in one night. I’m pretty sure he can munch a little puss and rear end at the same time.

He seems more like the middle 6 in this scenario honestly

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Yeah?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Tip posted:

Santa isn't real

Oh yeah? Who keeps eating my milk and cookies and rear end every Christmas Eve then, huh wise guy?

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




Did you see this poo poo?

Tip posted:

Santa isn't real

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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



I once heard Tip say Santa couldn't eat rear end and puss because of his big fuckin beard and something something bowl full of jelly

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