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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Meme Poker Party posted:

Bustin' makes them feel good.







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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Amazing snipe, just awe inspring.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

That's just bro stuff man

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


my wife and i are now the proud owners of a 2009 Toyota Corolla

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Corolla is a good car, very reliable

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

I liked the Corolla better when it stuck to comedy, before it got all MAGA.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I’m gonna need some more Carl pictures before he goes to his forever home.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

The snipe that launched a thousand QCS complaints.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
QCS can take my gay animes from my cold, banned account!

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Cannot imagine who these people are that keep reporting this stuff. Do they come to GBS expecting brownie recipes for their grandkids, then recoil in horror at the sight of some VERY MILD paranormal homoerotica?

And how would this hypothetical person even know to go to QCS?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Prof. Crocodile posted:

I would like to take a moment to say that here has been entirely too much poo poo posting in GBS recently. And I don’t mean that in the figurative sense, I mean posts on fecal topics. All of which are also, coincidentally enough, poo poo posts.

imma do what they should have done, posted about about it in the 1000 page thread

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I've been sick for a couple weeks and having nothing but terrible shits but last night I went and bought some probiotic yogurt and ate that stuff and had my first proper poo poo in weeks this morning so praise science jesus

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



dairy giveth diarrhea, and dairy taketh it away

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Carl’s been adopted folks! A nice lady with a big farm near Cape Cod will be taking him home on Saturday.

wow, I wonder if it's the same farm my parents sent my dog to

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Tip posted:

I've been sick for a couple weeks and having nothing but terrible shits but last night I went and bought some probiotic yogurt and ate that stuff and had my first proper poo poo in weeks this morning so praise science jesus

Get yourself a good probiotic, it's been a game changer for me my dude!!

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
I took care of the stupid white supremacist stickers on lunch, took down 24 total. I've already walked like 10 miles today, I am tired

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



bagmonkey posted:

Get yourself a good probiotic, it's been a game changer for me my dude!!

that post is literally about me taking probiotics

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



food poisoning wrecked my guts

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Tip posted:

wow, I wonder if it's the same farm my parents sent my dog to

I have bad news about that farm Tip

Puppy Doll
Dec 20, 2011

Hey everybody!
google says that drinking broth is good for food poisoning

Puppy Doll
Dec 20, 2011

Hey everybody!
treating food poisoning i mean. but you could probably get food poisoning from broth if you tried

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Bags Fly at Noon posted:

I have bad news about that farm Tip

just as long as there's no bad news about my dog

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Puppy Doll posted:

treating food poisoning i mean. but you could probably get food poisoning from broth if you tried

sounds like a job for porch broth

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Tip posted:

just as long as there's no bad news about my dog

I'm afraid to tell you this but... your dog bought the farm.

Puppy Doll
Dec 20, 2011

Hey everybody!

Aardvark! posted:

I'm afraid to tell you this but... your dog bought the farm.

and he refuses to pay property taxes

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

fartknocker posted:

I’m gonna need some more Carl pictures before he goes to his forever home.

“Helping” me with work

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Puppy Doll posted:

and he refuses to pay property taxes

if i hear one more word out of that dog's mouth about sovereign citizenship :argh:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

are the new owners aware of carls libertarian predilictions?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



hot cocoa on the couch posted:

are the new owners aware of carls libertarian predilictions?

carl is an anti-capitalist anti-christmas socialist

you must be thinking of my dog that runs a farm and refuses to pay taxes

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Tip posted:

carl is an anti-capitalist anti-christmas socialist

you must be thinking of my dog that runs a farm and refuses to pay taxes

it's less of a farm and more of a compound these days, honestly

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Tip posted:

carl is an anti-capitalist anti-christmas socialist

you must be thinking of my dog that runs a farm and refuses to pay taxes

sorry, lot of right wing dogs itt these days

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
thinking about pullin the trigger on pokemon diamond or w/e the new remake is what yall think

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



we're starting to run out of cool page numbers before 1000

there's 911 and...

uhh...


I guess some people use 710 like 420 but about weed oil

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

“Helping” me with work



:3:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Tip posted:

we're starting to run out of cool page numbers before 1000

there's 911 and...

uhh...


I guess some people use 710 like 420 but about weed oil

every page is cool when you're posting with friends though

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Tip posted:

we're starting to run out of cool page numbers before 1000

there's 911 and...

uhh...


I guess some people use 710 like 420 but about weed oil

There is 777. Or 888 if you are Chinese.

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

“Helping” me with work



Wow, just wow

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Tip posted:

we're starting to run out of cool page numbers before 1000

there's 911 and...

uhh...


I guess some people use 710 like 420 but about weed oil

I feel 718 is a prominent area code. We could that page about New Yawk City.

711 is also ripe for posts about snacks, slurpees, food poisoning, etc.

808 also corresponds to the Roland TR-808 drum machine, which was important in the early days of hip hop. Not that any of you jive rear end suckers would know anything about that.

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tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

MY WIFE and i have applied for an apartment, please keep us in your prayers

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