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Hell yeah, gross grumpy crab month
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Dec 12, 2021 00:20
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Dec 12, 2021 06:14
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If only my city were blessed enough to need such a device.
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Dec 12, 2021 07:05
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If you build it they will come.
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Dec 12, 2021 07:38
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Scarodactyl posted:If you build it they will come. Well duh, they use it to go the spawning beds.
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Dec 12, 2021 07:41
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i made a covenant with Crabs. in life, i will eat many. in death, many will eat me.
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Dec 12, 2021 09:40
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Can the crab bridge come straight to my apartment window 
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Dec 12, 2021 13:24
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crab sanctuary, not free snacks
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Dec 12, 2021 13:26
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Soho Joe posted:i made a covenant with Crabs. in life, i will eat many. in death, many will eat me. It is known. All life returns to the pile.
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Dec 12, 2021 15:22
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Dec 12, 2021 20:46
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You've all got ten arms plus two extra tiny ones, clean up your own drat garbage, smh
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Dec 12, 2021 20:59
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Dec 15, 2021 02:00
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this did it, I’m convinced China can take over
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Dec 15, 2021 03:30
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Tom Crab
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Dec 15, 2021 03:37
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It's not that impressive, that shrimp just peeled the stickers off and put them back on in order
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Dec 15, 2021 04:38
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turn on sound for music: https://i.imgur.com/uVEy9pD.mp4
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Dec 16, 2021 22:35
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I’ve been keeping a largish crab at home for a month now. I should make a leash for him and walk him around my yard.
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Dec 16, 2021 23:24
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Crab Dad posted:I’ve been keeping a largish crab at home for a month now. I should make a leash for him and walk him around my yard. Your username is real!
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Dec 16, 2021 23:24
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Crab pics for crab clout crab dad
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Dec 16, 2021 23:46
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Your username is real!
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Dec 17, 2021 01:48
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Leperflesh posted:turn on sound for music: Mission Imclawsible
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Dec 17, 2021 01:49
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This is Mr Crabs. I caught him in November and he is exactly at the limit size. I usually don’t keep them this small because the amount of meat is pathetic. Sadly he’s extremely quick and pissed off at being fed daily and just tried to kill me when I tried to handle him. I put him back in his temporary tank. He’s going to be released this weekend because I don’t plan on eating him and he’s proven I can hold a crab for weeks with proper water changes and some food.
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Dec 17, 2021 01:56
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Leperflesh posted:turn on sound for music: Lmao
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Crab Dad posted:This is Mr Crabs. I caught him in November and he is exactly at the limit size. I usually don’t keep them this small because the amount of meat is pathetic. I was expecting a Hansel & Gretel type ending but I'm glad you saw fit to save yourself in time
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Dec 17, 2021 02:08
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Captain Hygiene posted:I was expecting a Hansel & Gretel type ending but I'm glad you saw fit to save yourself in time He's 5 inches across the back of his shell and will double in weight if he grows another inch. I'll see him again.
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Dec 17, 2021 02:40
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Crab Dad posted:Mr Crabs.... just tried to kill me when I tried to handle him. You say this like you don't know the rules. You know where you touched that crab and what he was forced to do. 
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Dec 17, 2021 02:53
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Ror posted:You say this like you don't know the rules. You know where you touched that crab and what he was forced to do. Oh trust me I know the rules and have never been pinched. Gotta respect the crab yo. I've handled hundreds of crabs and the small ones are always the worse. So loving fast and angry. Give me a huge chungus to handle any day because out of the water they are slow as gently caress.
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Dec 17, 2021 02:58
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Crab Dad posted:Oh trust me I know the rules and have never been pinched. Gotta respect the crab yo. I've handled hundreds of crabs and the small ones are always the worse. So loving fast and angry. Give me a huge chungus to handle any day because out of the water they are slow as gently caress. Can you try to get him to pose with a balldo? It’s for the website.
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Dec 17, 2021 18:08
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Can you try to get him to pose with a balldo? It’s for the website. I don’t think you have a strong grasp of crab anatomy.
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Dec 17, 2021 19:10
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Crab Dad posted:I don’t think you have a strong grasp of crab anatomy. Your av says otherwise
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Dec 17, 2021 19:53
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Crabs don't have balls -literal crab with balls 
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Dec 17, 2021 19:53
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crabs have many balls  (do not touch a crab's balls)
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Dec 17, 2021 20:27
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Crab Dad posted:I don’t think you have a strong grasp of crab anatomy. He can use it for a house. Mr. Krabs lived in a treasure chest after all.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sI7WveN7vk This is mostly not about a crab, but there is a crab at 35 seconds in so it's at least a little bit crab
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Dec 18, 2021 07:15
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Your username is real! crab dad, so what
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Don’t wait, call now: https://instagram.com/letmedrawyouacrab?utm_medium=copy_link
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