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A triangle drama between the Fast, the Furious, and the Fastidious.
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Dec 10, 2021 18:26
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- Adbot
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May 11, 2024 09:16
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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A triangle drama between the Fast, the Furious, and the Fastidious.
Oooh, The Fastidious and The Fervorous
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Dec 10, 2021 19:20
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- Cubone
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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a confused terminator mishears its instructions goes back in time to kill sean connery
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Dec 10, 2021 23:37
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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skynet: go back in time and kill john conner
the terminator: john carter?
skynet: john conner.
the terminator: ... do you mean jean-luc goddard?
skynet: JOHN. CONNER.
the terminator: (nervously) oh haha! y-yeah, man... t-totally...
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Dec 10, 2021 23:43
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- Cubone
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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human resistance member (being tortured): c-conner... our leader's name is john conner
skynet (voice of Siri): okay, playing sean carter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3grvCbdONk
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Dec 11, 2021 00:01
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- Finger Prince
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Dec 11, 2021 02:26
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- alnilam
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Come with me if you want to live, Trebek!
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Dec 11, 2021 06:30
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The commercial where a Native American sheds a tear at littering exept it's Slavoj Zizek and he's shedding a tear at [insert punchline here].
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Dec 11, 2021 16:49
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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The commercial where a Native American sheds a tear at littering exept it's Slavoj Zizek and he's shedding a tear at [insert punchline here].
Shedding a tear at his failure to provide an alternative view?
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Dec 11, 2021 18:20
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- Karate Bastard
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The Fast and the Furious 20 starring Slavoj Zizek and Richard Stallman.
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Dec 11, 2021 18:31
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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There needs to be a drink called an Azathoth Cocktail if there isn't already.
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Dec 12, 2021 02:35
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- google THIS
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There needs to be a drink called an Azathoth Cocktail if there isn't already.
Is it served in an accursed flute?
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Dec 12, 2021 03:02
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- Karate Bastard
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It's a highball glass of methanol and phenazepam.
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Dec 12, 2021 11:21
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- Karate Bastard
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If that doesn't make you into a blind idiot god then I don't know what will.
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Dec 12, 2021 12:52
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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How about slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
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Dec 12, 2021 15:50
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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call me old fashioned, but in my house we:
stand for the cross
kneel for the flag
and we don't cotton to nobody but heinz dilemma post-conventionalists
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Dec 13, 2021 01:32
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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round animals.
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Dec 13, 2021 20:18
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- Karate Bastard
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Me, with broken sword and dilapidated armor: Man, this fight is kinda hard!
Dark Souls lady choir:
Haaaaaaaaaaa ha ha, hahaha hahaha haaaaaaaa, ha ha haha haha
Haaaaaaa (ha-ha, ha-haa!) Haha Haha *sad trombone noises* Haaaaaaaaaaaa
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Dec 14, 2021 02:38
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- deep dish peat moss
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Trying to do something really difficult like climbing mount everest when some dark souls player wearing a leather diaper carrying a 2x4 effortlessly somersaults past you to the pinnacle
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Dec 14, 2021 02:44
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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Would not be surprised if there are speedruns of everest climbs eventually
there kinda already are.
current record holder summited in just under 11 hours
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lakpa_Gelu
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Dec 14, 2021 03:23
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- Karate Bastard
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Trying to do something really difficult like climbing mount everest when some dark souls player wearing a leather diaper carrying a 2x4 effortlessly somersaults past you to the pinnacle
You are basically describing Wim Hof.
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Dec 14, 2021 07:35
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Speedrunners but it's just people who run fast.
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Dec 14, 2021 18:14
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Clicker game speendrunner - his finger is just pure muscle.
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Dec 14, 2021 18:19
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- Karate Bastard
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Ok ok ok alrigh alright I get it I get it now, I think. Now could you tell me about some "anti gamer strats"?
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Dec 14, 2021 18:21
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- google THIS
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Ill advised real life speed runs
"Normally surgery to remove a brain tumor takes 4-6 hours." (chainsaw pull cord sounds)
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Dec 14, 2021 19:04
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Dinner Date with a Dog - where the Dog is an ominous opposing figure whose shadow lies across the entire story but we never see them directly.
e: That should have been "imposing" but I'm leaving it.
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Dec 14, 2021 20:26
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- Karate Bastard
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Ill advised real life speed runs
"Normally surgery to remove a brain tumor takes 4-6 hours." (chainsaw pull cord sounds)
Now this next trick requires frame perfect precision *pulls nine iron from scrub pant leg*
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Dec 14, 2021 22:15
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- Karate Bastard
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But if we skip the folding, stacking, and organizing the items into the provided storage structures that we're expected to use for this, but just drop the laundry on the floor instead where it's more accessible anyway for a trick we're going to use later, we can skip directly out of this minigame and into to the "box wine" minigame, which itself has a fantastic set of similar skips, watch
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Dec 14, 2021 22:24
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- Karate Bastard
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Standing in the corner at the party alone for twelve hours, gathering speed
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Dec 14, 2021 22:33
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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Standing behind a bank running in place at a wall to glitch through the wall and steal money
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Dec 14, 2021 22:37
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Pigs or it Didn't Happen - An occult magazine dedicated to bizarre happenings involving swine backed up by dubious photo evidence.
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Dec 14, 2021 23:06
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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A cryptozoology-like show where a group of people extend inordinate amounts of effort trying to prove a perfectly ordinary animal lives juuust outside the accepted range of habitation.
"I've seen the Red Chested Thrush right here in North Pikeroad Forest. They say it wasn't possible. Must have been some other bird or even a baby wild turkey. No. I know what I saw. Now on weekends I go out with my camera and wait for the chance to show them all."
Tons of websites involved.
*magazine admits that the "shocking" evidence was actually photographed in nearby South Pikeroad Forest where there are tons of the birds around*
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Dec 15, 2021 02:23
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May 11, 2024 09:16
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- Finger Prince
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A cryptozoology-like show where a group of people extend inordinate amounts of effort trying to prove a perfectly ordinary animal lives juuust outside the accepted range of habitation.
"I've seen the Red Chested Thrush right here in North Pikeroad Forest. They say it wasn't possible. Must have been some other bird or even a baby wild turkey. No. I know what I saw. Now on weekends I go out with my camera and wait for the chance to show them all."
Tons of websites involved.
*magazine admits that the "shocking" evidence was actually photographed in nearby South Pikeroad Forest where there are tons of the birds around*
So, birding, essentially.
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