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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Belichick confirming that Brady is a system QB.

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Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld
Hot seat watch: An exercise in finger(point)ing

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Play posted:

A Nagy file is just like a pedophile. except worse!

Pretty sure that would just be his wife, Play.

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...

*moves the team to London*

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Probably Magic posted:

Pretty sure that would just be his wife, Play.

How do you know that!?? if you ahve nagy files on your computer you need to tell me. you'll feel better when you've confessed

Scruffy the janitor posted:

Hot seat watch: An exercise in finger(point)ing

indeed pls change

Dre2Dee2 posted:

*moves the team to London*

I don't really get how this could ever be allowed, it would be so insanely unfair to expect all the other team to travel across the freaking atlantic for their home games

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
https://twitter.com/jjones9/status/1471238980750516227

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Who was that coach that nearly got the poo poo kicked out of him for insulting veterans? Was it Saban?

Actually kicking a player goes one step beyond that.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

How does this end in anything but his firing? Isn’t Khan just waiting for some binding cause?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

SKULL.GIF posted:

Who was that coach that nearly got the poo poo kicked out of him for insulting veterans? Was it Saban?

Actually kicking a player goes one step beyond that.

Cam Cameron in Miami wasn't it?

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Saban was the DT trying to get under his skin basically. not really the same class of incidents imo

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Hot Seat Watch 2021: I'm the head ball coach

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Yeah it was Saban. Took a while to dig up:

https://twitter.com/BrettKollmann/status/1351655587696713728

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



a neat cape posted:

Cam Cameron in Miami wasn't it?

Cam Cameron cut some long time veteran with like a month to go in the season and Zach Thomas and Jason Taylor just screamed at him for an entire team flight.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

well if they were looking for cause to fire him and not payout, striking an employee sure seems like a good start

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





Really want to know what poo poo Urbz got up to with college kids

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


This is teetering on "Urban has blackmail on Shad" territory

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Relegate the Jaguars to the sec

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

The moment benne drops his new update is the moment urban gets fired

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Urban Meyer needs his own thread at this point

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Big man picking on the kicker. Was the long snapper too intimidating?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Really want to know what poo poo Urbz got up to with college kids

I can’t imagine he had much interaction at all that wasn’t coordinated for publicity.

Dude probably let all his assistants do the work while he alternated between Peter king interviews and stalking coeds on Instagram.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

NFL Hot Seat Watch 2021: Who Kicks the Kickmen?

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice

fsif posted:

Big man picking on the kicker. Was the long snapper too intimidating?

I'm confident any NFL kicker could snap Urban in half if they wanted to. Watching a retired Pat McAfee not look out of place wrestling with top WWE guys really hammered home how freakishly athletic every NFL player is, even the ones at the "weak" positions.

A long-snapper, being a lineman by trade, could (and probably should) hammer-throw Urban into the Atlantic ocean.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Josh Lambo is like 6ft and 200 pounds and 30 he would pretty easily handle Urban in a brawl.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
You don't see anyone kicking Seabass, that's for goddamn sure.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Hmm, now we need a kickers vs coaches tournament thread to determine the ultimate victor.

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

https://twitter.com/RJ_Writes/status/1471297040319537152?t=Du00mkRKoy3bxmBfqUaYTg&s=19

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

ShakeZula posted:

NFL Hot Seat Watch 2021: Who Kicks the Kickmen?

A real Kicker gets Booted news day

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

SKULL.GIF posted:

Who was that coach that nearly got the poo poo kicked out of him for insulting veterans? Was it Saban?

Actually kicking a player goes one step beyond that.

Saban got accused of just stepping over a lineman who was convulsing from heatstroke in the hallway too. Like 2 other players were trying to help and he just stepped over and went to his office. The lineman ended up in the hospital and Saban gave some poo poo excuse about a leader not showing weakness or something

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

MacheteZombie posted:

Urban Meyer sucks.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Another open seat

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1471353431327707139

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Lol they paid him 40 million to go away.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1471354189959864321?t=msMR_yqEtJSY7MUXAb1XRg&s=19

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


If he calls NFL special teams guys Kicker and Long Snapper what was he doing in college lmao

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Has there ever been a coach that got interim coaching gigs in back to back years before? What a wild set of circumstances for Bevell.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


lmao lol

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Lol

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
:laffo: Was that the most disastrous coaching hire of all time?

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Lol fired at midnight

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
If we heard so much poo poo while he was still the coach, I really hope players and staff start coming out of the woodwork with more stories now that he's gone.

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