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Ok for real whos your team
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The Green Bay Packers 81 35.53%
The Chicago Bears 52 22.81%
The Minnesota Vikings 42 18.42%
The Detroit Lions 53 23.25%
Total: 228 votes
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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Wait, what about:
Coach or Spaniel?

The bar is "Golden Recieve"

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

HootTheOwl posted:

"Golden Recieve"

I miss Golden Tate. :(

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

MJeff posted:

I miss Golden Tate. :(

Did Tate, Golladay, and Marvin Jones overlap at all?

Your poor emaciated roster, jesus

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

surf rock posted:

Did Tate, Golladay, and Marvin Jones overlap at all?

Your poor emaciated roster, jesus

2017 and the first half of 2018. Then Tate got traded for absolute peanuts and it all went to hell.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/Ol_TimeFootball/status/1470742981992800267?t=WEq3ZdQtSrRbn0G6cQrIXA&s=19

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Acebuckeye13 posted:

2017 and the first half of 2018. Then Tate got traded for absolute peanuts and it all went to hell.

Went 9-7 in 2017. Not good enough!

Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

Definitely suggest reading the article linked in the Twitter thread.

quote:

https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2019/12/09/i-was-in-shock-vikings-halftime-hot-air-balloon-disaster-recounted-50-years-later/

That’s when the stadium’s snow-covered fans watched as Snyder flew solo in the hot air balloon basket. Up, up and away. The flight was just seconds old when he narrowly missed the scorching hot stadium lights, which would have spelled almost certain disaster.

“[Stadium spectators] thought this was just part of the show, that the balloon was supposed to fly out of the stadium,” Jasperson said. “But it was not.”

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Lmao incredible

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Acebuckeye13 posted:

2017 and the first half of 2018. Then Tate got traded for absolute peanuts and it all went to hell.

Tate and Slay both got shipped off for pennies on the dollar because Patricia personally hated them right?

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Shrimpy posted:

Definitely suggest reading the article linked in the Twitter thread.

Imagine being those parents and finding an empty basket. Jesus.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

MikeCrotch posted:

Tate and Slay both got shipped off for pennies on the dollar because Patricia personally hated them right?

And Quandre Diggs!

Patricia personally harassed Slay during practices, doing poo poo like telling him he wasn't good enough to practice with OBJ during offseasons. In front of the team!

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


why are there no measures for networks to stop putting the loving bears on national television

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president

Shrimpy posted:

Definitely suggest reading the article linked in the Twitter thread.

i feel like being a packer fan is very different from whatever the gently caress this is

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


MJeff posted:

And Quandre Diggs!

Patricia personally harassed Slay during practices, doing poo poo like telling him he wasn't good enough to practice with OBJ during offseasons. In front of the team!

I believe he said something along the lines of "quit sucking his dick." If not in that situation, then in a similar one.

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





R.D. Mangles posted:

why are there no measures for networks to stop putting the loving bears on national television

Number three market in the country, were a playoff team last year. Of course the Bears got more than usual national games. :shrug:

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

R.D. Mangles posted:

why are there no measures for networks to stop putting the loving bears on national television

Comedy has always been a popular genre.

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN

jng2058 posted:

Number three market in the country, were a playoff team last year. Of course the Bears got more than usual national games. :shrug:

Yes a reminder we conclude these Week 15 games with a primetime matchup hosted by Matt "Marquee" Nagy and the Chicago Bears, who have 2 wins against non-Lions teams.

Are you ready for some football?!?!?

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019

Styles Bitchley posted:

Yes a reminder we conclude these Week 15 games with a primetime matchup hosted by Matt "Marquee" Nagy and the Chicago Bears, who have 2 wins against non-Lions teams.

Are you ready for some football?!?!?

He's just gonna go out there and "have fun".

It should be an interesting match up of a very stoppable force and an easily moveable object, especially in the 4th quarter.

Grevlek
Jan 11, 2004

Styles Bitchley posted:

Yes a reminder we conclude these Week 15 games with a primetime matchup hosted by Matt "Marquee" Nagy and the Chicago Bears, who have 2 wins against non-Lions teams.

Are you ready for some football?!?!?

versus Qirk "Mr. Showtime" Qousins on a MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL GAME

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Larry Borom placed on Reserve/COVID-19 list.

In other news:

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

In other news:



The hell is that supposed to mean?

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

jng2058 posted:

The hell is that supposed to mean?

For the purposes of marketing and whatnot, they're now allowed to make McVitie's the OFFICIAL Digestive Biscuit of the Chicago Bears

e- here's the full list for the curious

Clubs Granted International Home Marketing Areas, by Market:

Australia: Los Angeles Rams

Brazil: Miami Dolphins

Canada: Minnesota Vikings, Seattle Seahawks

China: Los Angeles Rams

Germany: Carolina Panthers, Kansas City Chiefs, New England Patriots, Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Mexico: Arizona Cardinals, Dallas Cowboys, Denver Broncos, Houston Texans, Kansas City Chiefs, Las Vegas Raiders, Los Angeles Rams, Pittsburgh Steelers, San Francisco 49ers

Spain: Chicago Bears, Miami Dolphins

United Kingdom: Chicago Bears, Jacksonville Jaguars, Miami Dolphins, Minnesota Vikings, New York Jets, San Francisco 49ers

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019
Poor uk got all the bad teams. A combined record of 10 wins and 98 losses. No i didnt look it up and im not going to.

unl33t
Feb 21, 2004



GNU Order posted:

For the purposes of marketing and whatnot, they're now allowed to make McVitie's the OFFICIAL Digestive Biscuit of the Chicago Bears

e- here's the full list for the curious

Clubs Granted International Home Marketing Areas, by Market:


Canada: Minnesota Vikings, Seattle Seahawks

Wonder why Buffalo isn't also included here.

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

I guess Detroit gets Antarctica

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




I guess the Packers are America's team :patriot:

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


Poor lions, too shameful to have our more cultured brethren overseas or to the south be saddled with the enormity of their failure.

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


mercenarynuker posted:

I guess Detroit gets Antarctica

It's So Cold in the D.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Parallelwoody posted:

It's So Cold in the D.

:golfclap:

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

GNU Order posted:

For the purposes of marketing and whatnot, they're now allowed to make McVitie's the OFFICIAL Digestive Biscuit of the Chicago Bears

e- here's the full list for the curious

Clubs Granted International Home Marketing Areas, by Market:

Australia: Los Angeles Rams

Brazil: Miami Dolphins

Canada: Minnesota Vikings, Seattle Seahawks

China: Los Angeles Rams

Germany: Carolina Panthers, Kansas City Chiefs, New England Patriots, Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Mexico: Arizona Cardinals, Dallas Cowboys, Denver Broncos, Houston Texans, Kansas City Chiefs, Las Vegas Raiders, Los Angeles Rams, Pittsburgh Steelers, San Francisco 49ers

Spain: Chicago Bears, Miami Dolphins

United Kingdom: Chicago Bears, Jacksonville Jaguars, Miami Dolphins, Minnesota Vikings, New York Jets, San Francisco 49ers

How are the Vikings not the Denmark/Norway/Sweden team.

Shmtur
Jul 23, 2005

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

I guess the Packers are America's team :patriot:

The Packers truly belong to everyone.

For the low, low price of $300 that is.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Darth Brooks posted:

How are the Vikings not the Denmark/Norway/Sweden team.

Scandis don't give a gently caress about American football

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

I guess the Packers are America's team :patriot:

The Packers: the Dallas Cowboys, but cold

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Jen X posted:

The Packers: the Dallas Cowboys, but cold

Nah, the Dallas Cowboys belong to Mexico.

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


It's 60 degrees in Wisconsin in the middle of December, pretty soon green bay is going to feel like miami. Packers just getting in on the ground floor.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Interim Head Coach Darrell Bevell is back. This is a great day.

Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer

MJeff posted:

Interim Head Coach Darrell Bevell is back. This is a great day.

My hope is the Bevell bounce is delayed one week.

Lose to the Texans

Beat the Jets.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I also feel like this may be the best chance for a while for a Lions head coach to become a head coach of another team. Jim Caldwell, a weary Duval turns its eyes to you.

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

https://twitter.com/ChicagoBears/status/1471533301676580882?t=G7NlPtLo64x5vmbQWol4UQ&s=19

cough cough yeah coach sorry i can't make it in this week to help bail water out of the sinking ship

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1471544049320574984

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