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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Thinking about those Atari 400 style "touch-sensitive" keyboards that seemed cool the first time you used them, but quickly turned into a torture mechanism if you had to use them for more than a few minutes.

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barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Dick Trauma posted:

Thinking about those Atari 400 style "touch-sensitive" keyboards that seemed cool the first time you used them, but quickly turned into a torture mechanism if you had to use them for more than a few minutes.

Membrane keyboards were necessary to get early 8 bit computers down to their desired price point, but boy howdy I can only imagine the kind of carpal tunnel syndrome you got from having to learn to code on one of these:



Sinclair machines still manage to surprise me every time with how small they were. Also that design!

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

barbecue at the folks posted:

Membrane keyboards were necessary to get early 8 bit computers down to their desired price point, but boy howdy I can only imagine the kind of carpal tunnel syndrome you got from having to learn to code on one of these:



Sinclair machines still manage to surprise me every time with how small they were. Also that design!

Are those semaphore keys?

F4rt5
May 20, 2006

Computer viking posted:

As a fun bonus, I also type a fair bit of Norwegian. There's a layout change button on the keyboard [...]
Long press on a and o takes too long I guess?
As a fellow Norwegoon who just got used to a US computer keyboard layout (gently caress you, AltGr, goodbye!) I wish Microsoft (and KDE team) could do as MacOS – option+a gets you å, option+o gives you ø, and option+; gets you æ. Without switching awayfrom US layout! So wonderful for the rare Norwegian sentence here and there.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



tribbledirigible posted:

Are those semaphore keys?

Nope, they for making 8 bit graphics with a keyboard.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

Nope, they for making 8 bit graphics with a keyboard.

Among other things.

Funny thing is you had a wipable keyboard on a computer with the worst porn.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


F4rt5 posted:

Long press on a and o takes too long I guess?
As a fellow Norwegoon who just got used to a US computer keyboard layout (gently caress you, AltGr, goodbye!) I wish Microsoft (and KDE team) could do as MacOS – option+a gets you å, option+o gives you ø, and option+; gets you æ. Without switching awayfrom US layout! So wonderful for the rare Norwegian sentence here and there.

As somebody who occasionally types Spanish or French words, cosigned. I was so peeved when I went from MacOS to Windows. I keep Character Map pinned to my toolbar, but God, it's clunky.

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

I'd hate to have to use them with any regularity, at that point I think I'd just write down / memorize a handful of alt codes, strictly inferior to the mac system they may be.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


ArcMage posted:

I'm big on swiftkey since 8pen died.

Holy poo poo, someone else used 8pen.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

barbecue at the folks posted:

Membrane keyboards were necessary to get early 8 bit computers down to their desired price point, but boy howdy I can only imagine the kind of carpal tunnel syndrome you got from having to learn to code on one of these:



Sinclair machines still manage to surprise me every time with how small they were. Also that design!

The typing issue was mitigated a bit by the input system, with keywords being auto expanded.
Here's an interview with the guy who wrote the manuals for the ZX81 and Spectrum (which were really, really good):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcWLudpe0n8

Vavrek
Mar 2, 2013

I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?

F4rt5 posted:

Long press on a and o takes too long I guess?
As a fellow Norwegoon who just got used to a US computer keyboard layout (gently caress you, AltGr, goodbye!) I wish Microsoft (and KDE team) could do as MacOS – option+a gets you å, option+o gives you ø, and option+; gets you æ. Without switching awayfrom US layout! So wonderful for the rare Norwegian sentence here and there.

I can't help regarding Microsoft, but on KDE I have my CapsLock key set to function as a Compose key. So, to type á, I type Compose, a, ', in sequence. ø comes from Compose, o, /. å is, weirdly, not Compose, a, o, but is either Compose, o, a, or Compose, a, *, or Compose, *, a, or apparently Compose, a, a. (I look them up in the config file when I can't figure them out. There's almost always several combinations which work.)

Obsolete tech: A CapsLock key? I'm not sure what I would use it for.

AveMachina
Aug 30, 2008

God knows what COVIDs you people have



Vavrek posted:

Obsolete tech: A CapsLock key? I'm not sure what I would use it for.

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legooolas
Jul 30, 2004

Vavrek posted:

I can't help regarding Microsoft, but on KDE I have my CapsLock key set to function as a Compose key. So, to type á, I type Compose, a, ', in sequence. ø comes from Compose, o, /. å is, weirdly, not Compose, a, o, but is either Compose, o, a, or Compose, a, *, or Compose, *, a, or apparently Compose, a, a. (I look them up in the config file when I can't figure them out. There's almost always several combinations which work.)

Obsolete tech: A CapsLock key? I'm not sure what I would use it for.

I <3 the Compose key. I started using it years ago because I am in the UK and like US keyboard layout (got too used to a Happy Hacking...), and £ is Compose, L, -.
(Everything else was on the keyboard already I think)

I don't think I've had to look stuff up much, as all the mappings just kinda made sense, but it seems a right pain to add more mappings, which is a shame.

Caps always remapped as control, obviously.
(Except on old apple keyboards where it physically latched when pressed!)

Placeholder
Sep 24, 2008

Vavrek posted:

Obsolete tech: A CapsLock key? I'm not sure what I would use it for.

A friend of mine uses it instead of the shift key, it makes me irrationally annoyed every time I witness it.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Placeholder posted:

A friend of mine uses it instead of the shift key, it makes me irrationally annoyed every time I witness it.

How do they do special characters? Or do they just never ask a question or use classic emoticons?

Placeholder
Sep 24, 2008

Serperoth posted:

How do they do special characters? Or do they just never ask a question or use classic emoticons?

To clarify, he uses it to type capital letters. As in he'll press caps lock and then whatever letter he wants in uppercase, and then press caps lock again.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Assume he has hand problems? I know when I had tendonitis in my hands I had trouble hitting two keys at the same time.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Serperoth posted:

How do they do special characters? Or do they just never ask a question or use classic emoticons?

That wouldn't be a problem on an old mechanical typewriter. On those, the shift key physically shifted the basket of type bars, to bring up the other symbol on their striking heads. There was no way to do a modern "caps lock" that only affected the letters and left numbers/symbols untouched, so there was a "shift lock" key which mechanically was exactly like holding down the shift key: it shifted the basket and held it there. To release, you didn't press the same key, you pressed regular shift, which released the lock and then the basket came back to normal position as the key was released, just like a normal momentary operation of the key to get a capital letter.

BrainDance
May 8, 2007

Disco all night long!

Placeholder posted:

A friend of mine uses it instead of the shift key, it makes me irrationally annoyed every time I witness it.

My fiancee was like this until two weeks ago.

Her native language doesn't have capital letters so she sort of got by, until one day she was having trouble typing a password and I saw what she was doing and was like "wait... why dont you just press shift?" "What's shift do?"

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

F4rt5 posted:

Long press on a and o takes too long I guess?
As a fellow Norwegoon who just got used to a US computer keyboard layout (gently caress you, AltGr, goodbye!) I wish Microsoft (and KDE team) could do as MacOS – option+a gets you å, option+o gives you ø, and option+; gets you æ. Without switching awayfrom US layout! So wonderful for the rare Norwegian sentence here and there.

I type a bit too much Norwegian for that to not be annoying. :)

As for US layout, eeh. The windows version is the single least featured keymap out there, even though the layout for the different brackets is pleasant. Having dead key accents alone is neat enough to keep me away. (US int would be better, but if I'm changing layouts in the first place, etc).

Also, the *nix Norwegian layout was designed over the idea that an unused key combo is a waste. I like it, but it's very "linux hacker".

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Would there be a market for PretentiousKey? It's a keyboard that autocorrects your diction to make it more pretentious.

Like you type "awesome" and it corrects to "exquisite" and you type "Guardians of the Galaxy" and it corrects to "The Lobster"

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Would there be a market for PretentiousKey? It's a keyboard that autocorrects your diction to make it more pretentious.

Like you type "awesome" and it corrects to "exquisite" and you type "Guardians of the Galaxy" and it corrects to "The Lobster"

Did you know an iOS keyboard will auto correct Elon Musk with capitalization and everything?

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

barbecue at the folks posted:

Membrane keyboards were necessary to get early 8 bit computers down to their desired price point, but boy howdy I can only imagine the kind of carpal tunnel syndrome you got from having to learn to code on one of these:



Sinclair machines still manage to surprise me every time with how small they were. Also that design!
I never had a ZX81, but I did have a TS1000 back in the day and I can confirm the keyboard was nightmarish to use. And what you probably can't tell just by looking at it is that the things got uncomfortably hot to the touch after they'd been on for awhile as well, eventually getting hot enough to start glitching (the tv output was usually the first to go) and eventually just locking up.

Placeholder
Sep 24, 2008

Kwyndig posted:

Assume he has hand problems? I know when I had tendonitis in my hands I had trouble hitting two keys at the same time.

Nope, he's just weird like that. He says he picked the habit up as a kid and now it's too late to change. He used to celebrate CapsLock-day to annoy me even more.

Zenostein
Aug 16, 2008

:h::h::h:Alhamdulillah-chan:h::h::h:

Powered Descent posted:

That wouldn't be a problem on an old mechanical typewriter. On those, the shift key physically shifted the basket of type bars, to bring up the other symbol on their striking heads. There was no way to do a modern "caps lock" that only affected the letters and left numbers/symbols untouched, so there was a "shift lock" key which mechanically was exactly like holding down the shift key: it shifted the basket and held it there. To release, you didn't press the same key, you pressed regular shift, which released the lock and then the basket came back to normal position as the key was released, just like a normal momentary operation of the key to get a capital letter.

In macos, there's an italian keyboard layout that still works like this — it used to be called "Italian Typewriter" but now it's just Italian—QZERTY. On the old typewriter layout, the "number row" is actually characters (including important stuff like "the word 'is'"), and the shifted state is numerals. So you get a shift lock key instead. It's quite neat, and presumably there are other keyboard layouts that have a similar setup.

Also, caps lock makes a very convenient 'enable IME' key, if you don't have one on your keyboard already, and have an actual use for it. At least in osx, it doesn't work nearly as nicely in windows.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

The modern French layout does the same "use shift to get digits" thing. Made typing my password really weird when I was fixing something on a laptop belonging to a visiting researcher.

(Being AZERTY didn't help either.)

Computer viking has a new favorite as of 11:49 on Dec 16, 2021

F4rt5
May 20, 2006

Computer viking posted:

I type a bit too much Norwegian for that to not be annoying. :)

As for US layout, eeh. The windows version is the single least featured keymap out there, even though the layout for the different brackets is pleasant. Having dead key accents alone is neat enough to keep me away. (US int would be better, but if I'm changing layouts in the first place, etc).

Also, the *nix Norwegian layout was designed over the idea that an unused key combo is a waste. I like it, but it's very "linux hacker".



I really fell in love with the bracket positions in the US layout, not having to AltGR with the right thumb and move the left hand way over to those 7-0 keys. And the < and > are more logically placed instead of being a dumb key that steals left-shift space.

I'll try setting up the compose key in KDE, that seems logical. CapsLock is set to CTRL on both my office Macs and on my home PC. And that really helps since I've not gotten used to the MacBook having the Fn key where it is.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting



Brought this at an op shop today cos it looks cute and seems to be complete, no leaking battery issue

BrainDance
May 8, 2007

Disco all night long!

I've been looking to get another Palm device, and another PocketPC. I had a Palm pro and later some Clie that was really nice. I had some iPaq, don't remember the model but it was when Compaq made them. It sucked because it wouldn't register a button press if another button was pressed down which made NES emulation pretty useless.

But I haven't pulled the trigger on buying them again yet, because now that Palm and PocketPCs are done I figure there's a "best" model for each out there. So, if anyone knows, what's the "best" Palm device and "best" PocketPC for me to get now?

Couple friends of mine had these https://www.amazon.com/VTech-Helio-Handheld-Metallic-Blue/dp/B00004XSI2/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8 and, for a really cheap Palm clone they were pretty cool to mess around with. Just almost no support. There was a way to get Linux running on them, and my friend did it https://www.linux.com/news/installing-linux-vtech-helio-pda/ but who knows if the stuff you'd need to do that is still anywhere on the Internet.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

BrainDance posted:

I've been looking to get another Palm device, and another PocketPC. I had a Palm pro and later some Clie that was really nice. I had some iPaq, don't remember the model but it was when Compaq made them. It sucked because it wouldn't register a button press if another button was pressed down which made NES emulation pretty useless.

But I haven't pulled the trigger on buying them again yet, because now that Palm and PocketPCs are done I figure there's a "best" model for each out there. So, if anyone knows, what's the "best" Palm device and "best" PocketPC for me to get now?

Couple friends of mine had these https://www.amazon.com/VTech-Helio-Handheld-Metallic-Blue/dp/B00004XSI2/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8 and, for a really cheap Palm clone they were pretty cool to mess around with. Just almost no support. There was a way to get Linux running on them, and my friend did it https://www.linux.com/news/installing-linux-vtech-helio-pda/ but who knows if the stuff you'd need to do that is still anywhere on the Internet.

i found install discs for upgrading an obscure pc-tv hybrid from windows 3.1 to 95 the other day online, they're still out there

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
My headaches at work dropped significantly when I told people I could no longer provide tech support since Team Viewer stopped supporting Windows XP.

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

Was browsing G4's old website and happened upon this: https://web.archive.org/web/20051210223712/http://www.g4tv.com/themanshow/features/25687/Surf_Porn_Anonymously.html. An old form of consumer-facing VPN?

quote:

SURF PORN ANONYMOUSLY
written by Laralynn Weiss on Saturday, January 06, 2001
Ghost Technologies' Phantom browser promises secure and anonymous access to websites.

Regardless of your personal take on the adult entertainment industry, this fact remains: From VHS to streaming video to making a buck on the Web, it has earned its reputation as a technology pioneer. Which is why the folks behind Seattle-based Ghost Technologies are exhibiting their product at the Internext adult expo instead of CES, and are targeting their Phantom Browser at the adult Internet industry before mainstream websites.

The Phantom is a CD-ROM based browser that gives users direct access to Ghosts' proprietary Directed Transparent Access (DTA) technology, a technology that promises to provide secure, anonymous, pre-paid access to a website's content. But while The Phantom and DTA have numerous potential applications for e-commerce and online content sites, Ghost has chosen to market its technology to the adult entertainment industry first.

"People in adult entertainment are early adopters," says Kristian Selders, VP of Sales and Marketing. And Ghost's technology is perfect for websites that target users who want to remain discreet.

Here's how it works: You purchase a "mini" CD (kinda like a regular CD truncated to the size and shape of a business-card). All you need is a computer, a modem, and a phone line. Plop it into your CD drive, and the Phantom directs you to a specific IP address of a proprietary website. You can access the website for a pre-determined amount of time, depending on what you've purchased. The Phantom acts as ISP.

For the user, this obliterates the need to worry about browser history, cookies, and personal info that you'd rather keep to yourself. The important issues of online privacy and anonymity are especially important for the adult industry, and of increasing concern for anyone who transacts or interacts online.

For content providers and websites, The Phantom eliminates the need for credit card transactions and age verification, and it also ensures that payment is received upfront -- important for any website's bottom line.

Ghost is at Internext for the explicit purpose of finding content and partnering with providers, and plans to bring its product to market shortly. "We just develop the technology," says Selders. The eight-person company will rely on independent websites and services (the "content") to sell the product in the Internet marketplace.

Will the technology behind Ghost's Phantom ever break into the mainstream? That's the plan. Selders sees Phantom's future in pre-paid gift cards sold by online merchants like Gap.com and Amazon. If successful, next year we should find Ghost on the floor of CES instead of tucked into the back corner of adult entertainment-focused Internext.

I can't find a trace of it anywhere else, so I don't think they ever sold it. No screenshots or images provided in the article.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Makes me think of the browser Heatseek, designed for surfing porn.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

ErrEff posted:

Was browsing G4's old website and happened upon this: https://web.archive.org/web/20051210223712/http://www.g4tv.com/themanshow/features/25687/Surf_Porn_Anonymously.html. An old form of consumer-facing VPN?

I can't find a trace of it anywhere else, so I don't think they ever sold it. No screenshots or images provided in the article.

Since they specify you need a modem and phone line, it sounds more like an incognito browser and a dialer that calls this company instead of your usual ISP. And it's less clear how this part works, but it also sounds like they handle the payments to adult sites on your behalf, so that your credit card statement won't show a payment to nasty-freaky-porn.com.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

BrainDance posted:

I've been looking to get another Palm device, and another PocketPC. I had a Palm pro and later some Clie that was really nice. I had some iPaq, don't remember the model but it was when Compaq made them. It sucked because it wouldn't register a button press if another button was pressed down which made NES emulation pretty useless.

But I haven't pulled the trigger on buying them again yet, because now that Palm and PocketPCs are done I figure there's a "best" model for each out there. So, if anyone knows, what's the "best" Palm device and "best" PocketPC for me to get now?

Couple friends of mine had these https://www.amazon.com/VTech-Helio-Handheld-Metallic-Blue/dp/B00004XSI2/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8 and, for a really cheap Palm clone they were pretty cool to mess around with. Just almost no support. There was a way to get Linux running on them, and my friend did it https://www.linux.com/news/installing-linux-vtech-helio-pda/ but who knows if the stuff you'd need to do that is still anywhere on the Internet.
I still have my Asus A600 PPC from back then. The battery is trash but it works on DC power. The best might be an HTC phone since they kept making those after the maket for regular PDAs kind of died out?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


You Am I posted:



Brought this at an op shop today cos it looks cute and seems to be complete, no leaking battery issue

Those are cool as. I wanted one of these though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9_Vh9h3Ohw

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

Humphreys posted:

Those are cool as. I wanted one of these though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9_Vh9h3Ohw
I had an OmniSky modem for my Palm Vx back in the day and after the first fifteen minutes of being amazed that you were accessing the internet from a handheld device, sorta, everything else about it suuuuuucked.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Yeah I had the WiFi adapter for my visor. It worked, and I could check my email, but I seem to remember it being a pain to get connected to random networks.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

blugu64 posted:

Yeah I had the WiFi adapter for my visor. It worked, and I could check my email, but I seem to remember it being a pain to get connected to random networks.

I had the InnoGear MiniJam MP3 player for my Prism. It worked great and used a 32MB SD card for storage

fakeedit: You can still get it on Amazon!? https://www.amazon.com/InnoGear-MiniJam-Player-Springboard-Module/dp/B00004TZHO

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BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

I was looking for a video on the Altair 8800 that was more technical than just gawking at it for being a very early home computer. I found this video that walks through how the front panel works:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suyiMfzmZKs

I had a vague idea that you could enter and view code/data with the panel but I didn't know the specifics. I feel like this video, while the quality is a little old and crusty, is a really drat good explanation and demonstration of how it works. Also I didn't realize that the switches had such a chunky and satisfying sound to them.

Also, even though entering a program like this is like hard mode for computing (at least by the standards of what would come just a few years later) the functionality of it is really well thought out. The "Deposit Next" function is something I didn't expect and is really well thought out and makes entering a program as easy as possible given what's available.

edit: I just got to the end where he explains that it's a clone, not an original, but I assume that the original had switches like that if effort was put into duplicating its feel

edit 2: His Altair 8800 playlist has 63 videos showing entering an actual program up to talking to hardware up to loading programs from teletype and paper tapes :eyepop:

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