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TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Batgirls #1:

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Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Ghost Manor #44 (1979)

Moon Knight #21 (1982)

# ? Dec 15, 2021 17:53

Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Oh no, someone grew the Elf with a Gun to full size and killed him.

# ? Dec 15, 2021 18:43

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

From this week's Savage Avengers (#27).

The evil sorcerer Kulan Gath has finally been defeated, but during the victory feast Kang and Doom raise a valid concern:

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Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

"I can read lips," Strange says to the two beings wearing masks.

# ? Dec 15, 2021 20:46

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Zil posted:

"I can read lips," Strange says to the two beings wearing masks.

Doesn't say he can read lips with his eyes.

Probably Agamotto's eye or something.

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Bucnasti: Aug 14, 2012; I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

I want to read Savage Avengers but it�s not available on Marvel Unlimited, which makes me sad.

# ? Dec 16, 2021 00:06

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Bucnasti posted:

I want to read Savage Avengers but it�s not available on Marvel Unlimited, which makes me sad.

I think there's a rights issue with Conan and digital. None of the Marvel Conan poo poo is on there.

# ? Dec 16, 2021 00:11

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Superman / Authority 3

# ? Dec 16, 2021 03:52

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Zil posted:

"I can read lips," Strange says to the two beings wearing masks.

I'm pretty sure that Kang's mask at least has movable facial features and I feel like lip-reading Kang's half of the conversation plus just knowing how Doom rolls would give Strange the picture.

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Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

My favorite dinosaur villain, Dr. Dinosaur from Atomic Robo

# ? Dec 16, 2021 04:42

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Superman & the Authority 4

# ? Dec 16, 2021 04:54

Bucnasti: Aug 14, 2012; I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

How does Superman and the Authority even work? Isn�t Apollo just gay Superman?

# ? Dec 16, 2021 06:44

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

He's older, his powers are waning so he has to assemble an all new crew for one last casino heist

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Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Bucnasti posted:

How does Superman and the Authority even work? Isn�t Apollo just gay Superman?

Just think of it, double the Supermen!

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Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

or two apollos

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Verant: Oct 20, 2012; Go on an adventure ordained by fate?
-->Okay.
-->Eh.

If a supervillain was paying me in bitcoin or NFTs, I'd just throw a fight to the D-list superhero I see, honestly. Might as well pay your henchmen in shiny rocks or a neat flower you found at the park.

# ? Dec 16, 2021 07:44

Angry Salami: Jul 27, 2013; Don't trust the skull.

Zil posted:

"I can read lips," Strange says to the two beings wearing masks.

Well, one of them's Doom, and I'm not sure he has an indoor voice. I'm willing to bet he's just bellowing everything at all times.

# ? Dec 16, 2021 09:15

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Angry Salami posted:

Well, one of them's Doom, and I'm not sure he has an indoor voice. I'm willing to bet he's just bellowing everything at all times.

"DOOM DOES NOT WHISPER!" needs to be a panel.

# ? Dec 16, 2021 09:20

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

Grendels Dad posted:

"DOOM DOES NOT WHISPER!" needs to be a panel.

There's a reason every lady leaves you eventually, Dr Doom

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Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Naturally, it's the ape villain paying in NFTs.

# ? Dec 16, 2021 13:02

palamedes: Mar 9, 2008

Verant posted:

If a supervillain was paying me in bitcoin or NFTs, I'd just throw a fight to the D-list superhero I see, honestly. Might as well pay your henchmen in shiny rocks or a neat flower you found at the park.

One of the "improvements" to her next-gen fight implants is they made her real dumb with money. It's a method of control, like a kind of combat enhancile student loan.

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Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

palamedes posted:

One of the "improvements" to her next-gen fight implants is they made her real dumb with money. It's a method of control, like a kind of combat enhancile student loan.

See, because it's Morrison, I don't know if this is a joke or not. ...I mean it's a joke either way but I don't know if it's in the text or not.

# ? Dec 16, 2021 13:20

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Bucnasti posted:

How does Superman and the Authority even work? Isn�t Apollo just gay Superman?

Gay Superman who doesn't mind killing dudes

# ? Dec 16, 2021 14:53

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Elfface posted:

Naturally, it's the ape villain paying in NFTs.

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TheCenturion: May 3, 2013; HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

Synthbuttrange posted:

Superman & the Authority 4

...is that supposed to be Midnighter?

# ? Dec 16, 2021 15:17

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

Saoshyant posted:

There's a reason every lady leaves you eventually, Dr Doom

There are also other reasons (Avengers #50).

Kieron Gillen's Eternals is very good (#8).

# ? Dec 16, 2021 16:23

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Plastic Man #38 (1952)

Uncanny X-Men #-1 (1997)

# ? Dec 16, 2021 18:33

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Darthemed posted:

Uncanny X-Men #-1 (1997)

Chris Claremont? Hates explosions for the same reason.

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Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

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The Hero We Need

TheCenturion posted:

...is that supposed to be Midnighter?

He's not grinning like he's enjoying the fight, his suit is waaay too streamlined and missing the coat, and it's DC....

That's the Darknighter.

# ? Dec 16, 2021 19:42

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Uthor posted:

Chris Claremont? Hates explosions for the same reason.

Untrue, you can write dialogue of someone describing the explosion and how awe-inspiring it is.

# ? Dec 16, 2021 21:25

palamedes: Mar 9, 2008

Gaz-L posted:

See, because it's Morrison, I don't know if this is a joke or not. ...I mean it's a joke either way but I don't know if it's in the text or not.

Not in the text. But because it's Morrison, it being in THIS text makes it some kinda canonical.

# ? Dec 16, 2021 21:33

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Gaz-L posted:

Untrue, you can write dialogue of someone describing the explosion and how awe-inspiring it is.

"Argh! An explosion! Looks like it's sending out a powerful shockwave of concussive force!"

The Explosion: "Shockwaves of concussive force are what I'm best at!"

"The shockwave has hit me! I'm winded! Finding it hard to talk, even breathe!"

# ? Dec 16, 2021 21:46

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

This is an explosion, the focused totality of the bomb's concussive powers.

# ? Dec 16, 2021 21:54

Toshimo: Aug 23, 2012; He's outta line...

But he's right!

I feel like y'all have never read Watchmen because my dude Alan Moore could have a single panel with an explosion and 4 paragraphs of text on it on every other page.

# ? Dec 16, 2021 22:05

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

lol Kieron Gillen wrote about this in his latest newsletter in a list of five things writers do in comics that make him "regularly tut" (and he says he's guilty of and will do again):

quote:

1) EXCESS SPEECH OVER A SPLASH

Or heaven help us, a double-page splash.

The more text you put on an image, the more you distract from the image. There�s two main things a splash does � hyper-stress a single moment of the story (as space = meaning) or create a complicated visual space which the reader is meant to explore.

In the case of the former, more speech distracts from that moment. In the case of the latter, the speech will lead a reader through and past the image with undue haste, because you have signaled that text is more important than the image by writing so much of it.

Worth noting: I am saying speech here rather than captions. You�re usually best cutting your captions to the bone on a splash to avoid distraction, but captions can be placed peripherally, framing the image. Speech over an image is almost always central � and always central if there�s a whole chain of it.

In short: if you�ve asked your bandmate to do a solo, don�t try and do a solo at the same time.

# ? Dec 16, 2021 22:40

Slashrat: Jun 6, 2011; YOSPOS

Proteus Jones posted:

My favorite dinosaur villain, Dr. Dinosaur from Atomic Robo

<snip>

Dr. Dinosaur really is the best, and if what the latest couple of pages promise bears out, it's going to be really fun to see what he gets up to as a member of the Tesladyne faculty

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