Afc Souf 2021: Big Jeff's Crockpot

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Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Let�s congratulate the Colts for moving into 6th place today by, checks notes, being on a bye week.

# ? Dec 13, 2021 02:10

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 23:13

Teva: Feb 22, 2007

Probably the last jags game i'll watch til Urban is fired. Just looking at the box scores will be enough from now on.

# ? Dec 13, 2021 02:34

Bismack Billabongo: Oct 9, 2012; New Love Glow

https://twitter.com/APMarkLong/status/1470157732682600449?s=20

# ? Dec 13, 2021 03:06

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

AFC South 2021: It's Tough For Them Boys Over There

# ? Dec 13, 2021 03:38

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

I guess Davis Mills' statline isn't the worst thing I've ever seen this week

I'm trying, I dunno.

# ? Dec 13, 2021 07:32

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Teva posted:

Probably the last jags game i'll watch til Urban is fired. Just looking at the box scores will be enough from now on.

Welcome to the club friend! This has been me with the Texans since Week 1. I can assure you - your mental health will thank you for this decision!

# ? Dec 13, 2021 08:11

Stevie Lee: Oct 8, 2007

Probably Magic posted:

AFC South 2021: It's Tough For Them Boys Over There

# ? Dec 13, 2021 08:34

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Great day for everyone in the AFC South. Titans get a win, Colts move into the playoffs, Texans and Jags still looking good for the draft.

# ? Dec 13, 2021 13:09

TSBX: Apr 24, 2010

From a Trevor Lawrence post game quote, here's a new thread title:

6.Lawrence: �It obviously starts with me being the quarterback and I�ve got to accept all the blame for what I did. I didn�t play well, didn�t put us in good situations. I take that on the chin.�

# ? Dec 13, 2021 18:24

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

Jesus Christ with this. Urban Meyer kicked his..

kicker

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/32876891/trevor-lawrence-drama-stop-jacksonville-jaguars-win

quote:

former Jaguars kicker Josh Lambo alleged that coach Urban Meyer kicked him in the leg while stretching in warm-ups before a practice during the week of the final preseason game.

Lambo said Meyer told him, "Hey Dips---, make your f---ing kicks!" and then kicked him in the leg. Lambo characterized the kick as a five out of 10 and then told the Tampa Bay Times he told Meyer: "Don't you ever f---ing kick me again!" Lambo said Meyer told him, "I'm the head ball coach. I'll kick you whenever the f--- I want."

# ? Dec 16, 2021 03:00

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Would love to see Lambo kick him back

# ? Dec 16, 2021 03:10

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

I think it's actually very noble of Urban to get revenge for all those poor footballs that Lambo kicked over the years. Turnabout is fair play.

# ? Dec 16, 2021 04:40

Bismack Billabongo: Oct 9, 2012; New Love Glow

Big jeff

# ? Dec 16, 2021 05:25

TSBX: Apr 24, 2010

I love my team, the Jacksonville Jaguars. I hate my team, the Jacksonville Jaguars.

# ? Dec 16, 2021 05:30

lobster shirt: Jun 14, 2021

I don't think anyone hates a team as much as its own fans do, in general.

# ? Dec 16, 2021 05:37

EvilBeard: Apr 24, 2003; Big Q's House of Pancakes; Fun Shoe

Teva posted:

Probably the last jags game i'll watch til Urban is fired. Just looking at the box scores will be enough from now on.

You didn't even have to miss a single week!

# ? Dec 16, 2021 06:41

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

EvilBeard posted:

You didn't even have to miss a single week!

Yet Easterby will remain employed for at least three more years

# ? Dec 16, 2021 07:30

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

I�m� free.

# ? Dec 16, 2021 08:11

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

EvilBeard posted:

You didn't even have to miss a single week!

Who had 13 games in the Urban Meyer pool?

God what a poo poo show.

Hoping the Jags can get Doug Pederson in here.

# ? Dec 16, 2021 12:18

purkey: Dec 5, 2003; I hate the 90s

BiggerBoat posted:

Who had 13 games in the Urban Meyer pool?

God what a poo poo show.

Hoping the Jags can get Doug Pederson in here.

I was really hoping he wouldn�t last as long as long as Bobby Petrino

# ? Dec 16, 2021 13:26

Bismack Billabongo: Oct 9, 2012; New Love Glow

Congrats to jags fans. This level of suffering was too much for anyone to bear. Even filthy jacksonvillers

# ? Dec 16, 2021 14:23

Bismack Billabongo: Oct 9, 2012; New Love Glow

Thank you to ESPN for this nice detailed list of all the huge successes Head Ball Coach had in Jacksonville.

quote:

Jan. 14: Hired as Jaguars' seventh head coach
Feb. 10: Hires Chris Doyle as director of sports performance. Doyle was longtime head strength coach at Iowa but reached a separation agreement in June 2020 after he had been accused of making racist statements and bullying and belittling Black players
Feb. 11: Fritz Pollard Alliance blasts Jaguars and Meyer for hiring Doyle. Doyle later resigns, with Meyer and GM Trent Baalke saying they did not consider the implications of hiring him
April 29: Jaguars select Trevor Lawrence first overall. The team also took RB Travis Etienne, Lawrence's Clemson teammate, 25th. Meyer admitted in a post-draft news conference that he had wanted to take former Florida WR Kadarius Toney with that pick
May 20: Sign Tim Tebow to play tight end, a position the former Heisman Trophy winner had never played
July 1: NFL fined Jaguars $200,000 and Meyer $100,000 for excessive contact during a June 1 OTA. Team also ordered to forfeit two OTAs during the first week of the 2022 offseason
July/August: Meyer has Lawrence alternate days with the first-team offense with Gardner Minshew throughout training camp to earn the starting quarterback job
Aug. 25: Meyer announces Lawrence as the starter
Aug. 28: The Jaguars trade Minshew to Philadelphia
Aug. 31: Meyer says he and Baalke considered a player's vaccination status when determining final cuts. NFLPA opens an investigation
Sept. 12: Jaguars look unprepared and confused during a season-opening 37-21 loss at Houston, which was regarded by many as the worst team in the league entering year
Oct. 2: Two days after losing a Thursday night game in Cincinnati, a video of a woman dancing near Meyer's lap goes viral on social media
Oct. 4: Meyer apologizes for his actions. "I just apologized to the team and staff for being a distraction. Just stupid and so I explained everything that happened and owned it. Just stupid. Should not have myself in that kind of position." Roughly an hour after Meyer's news conference another video emerged on social media that appeared to show Meyer touching what appeared to be the same woman's bottom while he was sitting at the bar
Oct. 5: Khan issues a public rebuke of Meyer over the two videos
Dec. 11: NFL Network reports that Marvin Jones Jr. had to be persuaded to return to the team facility after leaving in response to Meyer's vocal criticisms of the wide receiver corps. NFLN also reported that Meyer called his assistant coaches losers during a staff meeting and asked them to defend their resumes. A league source refuted the report about the meeting to ESPN
Dec. 12: Jaguars lose 20-0 at Tennessee in the fourth shutout loss in franchise history. After game, Meyer denied both NFLN allegations and said anyone leaking information risks losing their job
Dec. 13: Khan says he will not make any hasty decision nor will he be swayed by emotion when it comes to what to do with Meyer
Dec. 15: Ex-Jags kicker Josh Lambo alleges Meyer kicked him in the leg while he was stretching in warmups before a practice during the week of the final preseason game. Meyer said the "characterization of me and this incident is completely inaccurate and there are eyewitnesses to refute his account." Meyer was fired hours later
-- ESPN's Michael DiRocco

# ? Dec 16, 2021 14:57

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Well this sucks, I was hoping the jags could have Urban for at least two years

# ? Dec 16, 2021 15:33

Bismack Billabongo: Oct 9, 2012; New Love Glow

https://twitter.com/Jaguars/status/1438198709288947717?s=20

# ? Dec 16, 2021 15:42

lobster shirt: Jun 14, 2021

I was looking forward to the upcoming Culley-Meyer chess match

# ? Dec 16, 2021 15:42

Bismack Billabongo: Oct 9, 2012; New Love Glow

https://twitter.com/Jaguars/status/1439784252510515200?s=20

# ? Dec 16, 2021 15:43

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

lobster shirt posted:

I was looking forward to the upcoming Culley-Meyer chess match

Guess Culley will always have scoreboard over Urban Meyer, thats a nice thing for him to have

# ? Dec 16, 2021 16:27

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

The thing about that kicker Josh Lambo story is that the guy has zero reason to lie or make that up. He stands to gain nothing by fabricating it and the story is so bizarre that it actually increases its believability. Also, all this stuff about Meyer is just the incidents we know about, one of which was on video and went viral.

Imagine all the poo poo that hasn't come out. I've worked for arrogant fucks like Urban and dude sounds like a colossal rear end in a top hat. I keep feeling like "I know the type".

Good news is there's a decent short list of qualified dudes to replace him (Pederson, Leftwich, Bieniemy, Caldwell and others). So why do I think that Shad Kahn will bring in Chip Kelly or Jason Garrett?

Wonder what Bill Cowher is up to these days? I always liked him as a coach.

# ? Dec 16, 2021 16:36

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

Legitimately Shad Khan should probably order a custom-made 64-sided die, make a list of all current NFL OCs and DCs, and hire whoever he rolls. It couldn't go any worse than it has when he puts actual concentration and effort into hiring a coach.

# ? Dec 16, 2021 16:41

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Lol, so what happened to all those eyewitness accounts Urban kept inferring?

# ? Dec 16, 2021 16:46

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

Probably Magic posted:

Lol, so what happened to all those eyewitness accounts Urban kept inferring?

They probably rolled on him and one likely said something like "yeah, and motherfucker tried to kick me too when I said something about it"

# ? Dec 16, 2021 16:54

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Who could have seen this coming?

# ? Dec 16, 2021 17:06

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

BiggerBoat posted:

The thing about that kicker Josh Lambo story is that the guy has zero reason to lie or make that up. He stands to gain nothing by fabricating it and the story is so bizarre that it actually increases its believability. Also, all this stuff about Meyer is just the incidents we know about, one of which was on video and went viral.

Imagine all the poo poo that hasn't come out. I've worked for arrogant fucks like Urban and dude sounds like a colossal rear end in a top hat. I keep feeling like "I know the type".

Good news is there's a decent short list of qualified dudes to replace him (Pederson, Leftwich, Bieniemy, Caldwell and others). So why do I think that Shad Kahn will bring in Chip Kelly or Jason Garrett?

Wonder what Bill Cowher is up to these days? I always liked him as a coach.

Cowher's been out of the game for 15 years, let's not forget what happened with Joe Gibbs

I assume what Cowher is up to these days is enjoying not working 16 hour days

# ? Dec 16, 2021 17:30