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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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Bismack Billabongo fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Oct 19, 2021

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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Titan up

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Go Colts

big fork small knife
Jan 23, 2006

Duval.

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

The Houston Texans are my favorite football squadron

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

lobster shirt posted:

The Houston Texans are my favorite football squadron

:emptyquote:

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Deacon of the First Orthodox Church of Trevor Lawrence reporting in

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Hoping henry breaks the rushing record this year

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Having a gentle LOL to myself that the only relevant image of “Tim Tebow Texans” I could find is of Brian Cushing mid round freak out.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
I'd rather have Tebow QB my team rather than Wentz

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Athanatos posted:

I'd rather have Tebow QB my team rather than Wentz

Don't worry, neither will QB the team!

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
Titan up!!!!!!!!!!!!

e: big jeff

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
i hope Jake locker is running a good Christian gym by now

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Athanatos posted:

I'd rather have Tebow QB my team rather than Wentz

I'd trade you Watson for Wentz straight up

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Intruder posted:

I'd trade you Watson for Wentz straight up

If you mean Benjamin Watson, sure

Teva
Feb 22, 2007


Really looking forward to ruining a generational talent like the colts did.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet

Soul Glo posted:

Titan up!!!!!!!!!!!!

e: big jeff

Same

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Jake Locker in the OP is some cursed energy, not sure how I feel about this thread.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Intruder posted:

I'd trade you Watson for Wentz straight up

post av combo

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Stevie Lee posted:

i hope Jake locker is running a good Christian gym by now

Close: it's a good Christian farm. https://www.si.com/nfl/2018/04/18/jake-locker-nfl-2011-draft-tennessee-titans-why-he-quit


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The Wild Man of YOLO fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Aug 10, 2021

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

quote:

With a nudge from his mentor, Locker started to explore his relationship with Jesus. Hasselbeck could sense Locker’s angst over his hero status, and he told the rookie that trusting in Jesus could help him cope. Locker still drank at that point, but not as heavily as in college. Alcohol wasn’t his problem; it was a symptom of his problem, how he masked his problem.

Hasselbeck invited Locker—who had attended Catholic services growing up but who didn’t yet consider himself religious—to team chapel. Eventually the two men came to play a game that Hasselbeck called the Daily Bread, in which they competed to compliment at least one person each day. Later that first winter, after Locker appeared in five games, Titans players were packing up for the offseason when Hasselbeck invited Jake to fly to Orlando with him for a Pro Athletes Outreach conference—“just a weekend retreat looking at God’s design for your life,” Hasselbeck explains.

Locker had no preconceptions as he listened at one symposium to hip-hop artist Lecrae, but instantly the QB felt connected to this rapper who grew up surrounded by drugs and gang violence. After becoming successful, Lecrae explained, the pressure to “keep it real” overwhelmed him, until finally he chose to end the double life. He’d prioritize Jesus and his family above all else. The internal conflicts that Lecrae described seemed to mirror Locker’s inner turbulence

lmao

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Tebow has more playoff wins as a starter then any other QB in the AFC South.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Elephanthead posted:

Tebow has more playoff wins as a starter then any other QB in the AFC South.

1 more playoff passing TD than Derrick Henry
https://twitter.com/Titans/status/1424870981030584320?s=19

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Elephanthead posted:

Tebow has more playoff wins as a starter then any other QB in the AFC South.

???

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet

Elephanthead posted:

Tebow has more playoff wins as a starter then any other QB in the AFC South.

Deshaun Watson and Ryan tannehill both have two??? At least tannehill does for sure. Maybe not Watson

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Metapod posted:

Hoping henry breaks the rushing record this year

same

Jivesauce
Nov 22, 2007
I have as many playoff wins as a starter as Wentz, Eason, and Ehlinger combined.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Things I would not have imagined saying at the start of the last thread:

"boy it would have been better to trade Deshaun in January huh?"

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://mobile.twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1425116495835697159

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Going to be tough to decide between two absolute studs like Eason and Ehlinger.

big fork small knife
Jan 23, 2006

I am very stupid and getting way too hyped for the Jags season. Can't wait for that to crater after they inevitably lose to the Texans Week 1.

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

big fork small knife posted:

I am very stupid and getting way too hyped for the Jags season. Can't wait for that to crater after they inevitably lose to the Texans Week 1.

Speaking as a Texans fan, I don't think you need to worry about losing to the Texans.

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
https://twitter.com/JeffDuncan_/status/1424817706025508864

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Tebow status

https://twitter.com/biggameJames_36/status/1426713414341206023

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Incredible action roll by gods son

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Elusive speed

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Throws a block and then uses his own corpse as a speed bump.

Hall of Fame

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

He spears his own teammate after the block

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
That's a celebration

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Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
lol tebow loving sucks

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