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bike tory posted:No this is where hetero dudes step in and make self deprecating jokes about how they too often have people never want to speak to them again after sex. Okay timeout This isn't funny anymore, I'm rescinding my personal gay rights policy
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Dec 16, 2021 07:13
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This is where the hetero dudes show up and don't say a loving word.
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Dec 16, 2021 07:27
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Glory to Italia!
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Jestery posted:Lol if you need more than 5 knots hmm...bowline, clove hitch, sheet bend, tautline hitch, alpine butterfly. i think i could get away with just those five. but there are so many more fun ones!
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Dec 16, 2021 07:30
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Data Graham posted:This one is me rn same, except i'm this guy and i'm reminding bart that everyone should just be using C 
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Dec 16, 2021 07:36
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ILL Machina posted:This is where the hetero dudes show up and don't say a loving word. I wish there was a reverse Kramer but there isn't one, time does not work that way 
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Dec 16, 2021 07:59
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Just like bart
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Dec 16, 2021 07:59
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The thread has moved on but I had Hatman stuck in my head the entire day now, gently caress https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsDAxHIeYBw
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Dec 16, 2021 08:11
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Jestery posted:Lol if you need more than 5 knots
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Sereri posted:The thread has moved on but I had Hatman stuck in my head the entire day now, gently caress If you replace Diphenhydramine with dextromethorphan you get https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgdfcKtRQW8 weird
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Dec 16, 2021 08:30
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bike tory posted:No this is where hetero dudes step in and make self deprecating jokes about how they too often have people never want to speak to them again after sex. no, this is when some idiot complains about women never wanting to talk to them again after sex and completely missing the point. then we all get to point and laugh at him
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Dec 16, 2021 08:38
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Large Testicles posted:no, this is when some idiot complains about women never wanting to talk to them again after sex and completely missing the point. they keep doing it, it's incredible "I've never met a hetero woman who enthusiastically engages in sex" buddy let me tell you with that attitude you never will
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Dec 16, 2021 08:42
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:I wish there was a reverse Kramer but there isn't one, time does not work that way Pretty sure it's the homer in the hedge.
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Dec 16, 2021 08:45
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ILL Machina posted:Pretty sure it's the homer in the hedge. I just like my head cannon of STEEMPY YOU EEDIOT TIME DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY and then they are in space perhaps, doing Shatner impressions and navel gazing
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Dec 16, 2021 08:55
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A reverse Kramer is a Remark, isn't it?
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Dec 16, 2021 08:56
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Mind = blown
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Dec 16, 2021 08:59
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Tree Bucket posted:A reverse Kramer is a Remark, isn't it? 
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Dec 16, 2021 09:09
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 This Python programmer is quietly terrified the additional scrutiny uncovers such a bug in Python's logger module…that would be just as apocalyptic as the log4j problem. Being able to effortlessly own literally anything and anyone via a simple chat message is horrific. Awful. Ghastly. Dreadful. No good.
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Dec 16, 2021 09:25
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I get owned via chat messages all the time, you get used to it
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Dec 16, 2021 10:16
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Every Good Developer knows that the secret to maintaining unexploited software is to simply spend your entire career writing things that nobody ever uses I call it Security Through Irrelevance
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Dec 16, 2021 10:33
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Large Testicles posted:women never wanting to talk to them again after sex  hence the "self deprecating" bit y'all are loving testy today my goodness
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Sagebrush posted:hmm...bowline, clove hitch, sheet bend, tautline hitch, alpine butterfly. i think i could get away with just those five. Reef Bowline Truckers Slipknot Sheep bend I can do a figure eight and monkey fist too but I've never had the use I'm regularly transporting stuff and tying stuff down, those 5 get most of it done easily enough
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Dec 16, 2021 12:35
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bow slip square whatever the simplest knot is called for tying up dog poo poo the gently caress are y'all doing with ropes so often? stringless has a new favorite as of 13:43 on Dec 16, 2021 |
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Dec 16, 2021 13:40
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Autoerotic asphyxiation like a normal person
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Dec 16, 2021 13:44
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Rigging things to trucks
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Martian posted:I get owned via chat messages all the time, you get used to it Same. Its basically what "the internet" is.
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Dec 16, 2021 13:54
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I really figured everyone just used rat poo poo straps nowadays
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FFT posted:bow Cycling is my main mode of transport I got a trailer and an ad hoc cargo bike If I'm moving poo poo round I don't want it falling off  Content 
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Dec 16, 2021 14:23
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I just keep tying the only knot I know how to tie until I run out of rope. Those who can tie knots, those who can't, tie lots.
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Dec 16, 2021 14:33
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Brawnfire posted:Shapiro tradsister tweeted about [Nancy Reagan] being less slutty than Madonna for some reason I want to send this sentence to 1980.
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Dec 16, 2021 15:20
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-Half the shoe lace knot -half the shoe lace knot but slippery -knot I can undo by yanking on a bit of rope -knot but it leaves a loop -tie
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Dec 16, 2021 15:24
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I haven’t seen anyone talk about what caused Abby Shapiro to go after Madonna. I presume that the Madonna lingerie photo is from a new photo shoot, and that alone was enough to trigger the post. Did Madonna do something else to piss her off?
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Dec 16, 2021 16:32
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Platystemon posted:I want to send this sentence to 1980. It's doubly funny since the only reason anyone was talking about Madonna was she was trying her hardest to get people to care about her again but she ended up just signal boosting the first lady of fellatio. Dr Christmas posted:I haven’t seen anyone talk about what caused Abby Shapiro to go after Madonna. I presume that the Madonna lingerie photo is from a new photo shoot, and that alone was enough to trigger the post. Did Madonna do something else to piss her off? Madonna posted her bare breasts on Instagram and then had her pr firm publish a bunch of thinkpieces about how she's too much of a provacatress for America to handle. Macdeo Lurjtux has a new favorite as of 16:38 on Dec 16, 2021 |
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Dec 16, 2021 16:33
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Chloe Jessica posted:way i heard it, they're remnants of a blood vessel that's important during gestation but have nowhere to go once the eye closes up. the vessel shrivels and breaks up but can't escape the eye, so the pieces just float around in the vitreous humor forever and sometimes they drift across your retina. In my case, all the time. I've seen these lines and dots since I was about 8 at the very least. Some of their configurations have changed, though.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:It's doubly funny since the only reason anyone was talking about Madonna was she was trying her hardest to get people to care about her again but she ended up just signal boosting the first lady of fellatio. At least there's a reason for it I guess, that's "better" than the ham sandwich chaos dunk on Taylor Swift out of loving nowhere
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Dec 16, 2021 17:07
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My daughter's vagina is like a ham sandwhich. --A sane person
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90s Cringe Rock posted:wish I could have 5 knots. Becalmed in the Sargasso right now and I'd give my eye teeth for five knots
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