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That episode is one of the all time greats because of the simple practical understanding it gives the listener about car fuckin'. You can get in the weeds about the psychology, sure, but having "never gently caress the car hot" seared into your mind is something that turns an abstract idea into a concrete one.
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Yeah, a lot of fetish episodes feel like they're stuff that the people have imagined and jerk off to and that's it, but these people ARE loving cars.
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quote:Don't gently caress the car hot! just noticed the Minnesota license plate, maybe Lemon can track them down and interview them for a new episode of Irregular.
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absolutely love the 'I FIND CARS SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE' nestled among the coy 'rev your engine I love it' poo poo. Just really driving home 'buddy, I'm fuckin this car'
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Dec 16, 2021 03:41
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MarxCarl posted:Don't gently caress the car hot! My "My stickers are not a joke!" sign is answering a lot of questions posed by the sign
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Dec 16, 2021 03:49
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"Cars are people too" They're literally not.
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Waffleman_ posted:"Cars are people too" tell that to the guy who was convinced his car was talking to him because one of its like. radio/dashboard lights would occasionally light up/start flickering erratically when it wasn't supposed to and he was convinced it meant "she" 'was awake and trying to communicate with him' and then when the light eventually burned out he was convinced that "she" had died and contemplated holding a funeral even though, like, the car was still working perfectly fine. (and then the light came back on like a week later and all was right with the world.)
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Dec 16, 2021 04:54
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No car has ever passed the Turing test, but on the other hand no human has passed the Transmission test
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It feels vaguely gauche to put a bunch of bumper stickers about car-loving on the car you're presumably loving/consider yourself married to. Like buying your partner a bunch of novelty t-shirts about how hot they are and expecting them to wear them in public, you know?
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Antivehicular posted:It feels vaguely gauche to put a bunch of bumper stickers about car-loving on the car you're presumably loving/consider yourself married to. Like buying your partner a bunch of novelty t-shirts about how hot they are and expecting them to wear them in public, you know? do you not? My husband loves our matching 'I gently caress this guy' 'I'm that guy' shirts.
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Antivehicular posted:It feels vaguely gauche to put a bunch of bumper stickers about car-loving on the car you're presumably loving/consider yourself married to. Like buying your partner a bunch of novelty t-shirts about how hot they are and expecting them to wear them in public, you know? That's just straight people.
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also yea it does feel like I've seen like five pregnancy announcements from my straight friends that are indeed just 'I did a big cum in my wife and now there's a kid'
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Dec 16, 2021 05:06
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The sex is so mediocre and unsatisfying that bragging rights is the only reason heteros do it
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"We're having a child" sure is just bragging about cumming, yep, there's nothing deeply weird about thinking this at all Listen, just remember that when you gaze into the abyss, it gazes into you.
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Yeah, now that you say it, those bumper stickers definitely have big Straight Guy Energy Which in turn makes me wonder if there are straight-identified vs. gay-identified objectfucker subcultures, and if they get into fights
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Grondoth posted:"We're having a child" sure is just bragging about cumming, yep, there's nothing deeply weird about thinking this at all I have also seen pregnancy announcements that have specific references to the dad-to-be's ejaculation, often with cutesy analogies about cooking or something
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Dec 16, 2021 05:15
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Waffleman_ posted:That's just straight people.
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Grondoth posted:"We're having a child" sure is just bragging about cumming, yep, there's nothing deeply weird about thinking this at all no dude I'm talking about very literal 'I got cummed in' announcements. Like, I don't know how to google 'baby announcements involving cum puns' without getting on a list but there's a genuine genre of it that's like 'this christmas the stocking isn't the only thing stuffed' or 'bun in the oven/I made the batter' matching signs or something.
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this is just them getting way too public with their kink
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farmers only dot com
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Midjack posted:farmers only dot com the redneck bank
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sexpig by night posted:no dude I'm talking about very literal 'I got cummed in' announcements. Like, I don't know how to google 'baby announcements involving cum puns' without getting on a list but there's a genuine genre of it that's like 'this christmas the stocking isn't the only thing stuffed' or 'bun in the oven/I made the batter' matching signs or something. Well that's just embarrassing and tasteless.
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Dec 16, 2021 06:53
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Which f plus has the car line?
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sexpig by night posted:absolutely love the 'I FIND CARS SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE' nestled among the coy 'rev your engine I love it' poo poo. Just really driving home 'buddy, I'm fuckin this car' Real missed opportunity for a "My other car is my mistress" sticker
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RandomPauI posted:Which f plus has the car line? 156: Auto Moronic Asphyxiation
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Which episode has Stog (I think) saying in an almost crying manner 'I'm a fancy fapper!'
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Dec 16, 2021 16:55
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It was one of the masturbation focused episodes, where the guy couldn't orgasam so he stood over the toilet for over a hour trying to cum.
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sexpig by night posted:no dude I'm talking about very literal 'I got cummed in' announcements. Like, I don't know how to google 'baby announcements involving cum puns' without getting on a list but there's a genuine genre of it that's like 'this christmas the stocking isn't the only thing stuffed' or 'bun in the oven/I made the batter' matching signs or something. Look, we all realize that the heterosexual lifestyle is nothing but sadness and depravity, populated by unwell individuals who are incapable of truly feeling the emotion we know as love. But it's best not to mock their over-sexual cringe too aggressively. Like it says in the Bible, "let he who is without a Sniffies account cast the first stone".
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The Skeep posted:It was one of the masturbation focused episodes Well yeah but I don’t want to search half the catalog for the specific one I can’t remember 
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Antivehicular posted:Yeah, now that you say it, those bumper stickers definitely have big Straight Guy Energy Weren't the vacuum fetishists pretty gay? Some of the hair guys too. watch/glasses all straight tho. I'm sure it's completely arbitrary
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How, after years of F-plus listening, you can think that fetishes all don't have straight and gay elements within them that mingle freely, is a strange sort of blindness that must be twitter induced because there's just no other explanation. Perverts come in all orientations, all ages, and they're almost all British, this is what every single one of these episodes has underscored.
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Dec 17, 2021 03:16
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yea the only single unifying trait of fetishists is that they're more likely than not British, everything else is fluid.
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Lots of fluids.
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Dec 17, 2021 03:41
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heterosexuals do not exist, bi or gay
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I was thinking straight vs. gay fetishists for the same object. Basically, I just want to see some guys arguing about the default gender of a Nissan Altima because at least one of them will be crushed if they've been loving the "wrong" car all this time
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Is the tailpipe a pussy or a bussy?
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