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Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

Sagebrush posted:

Airplane control designs (for certification in the USA, at least) must conform to clearly laid out federal standards. For instance, the throttle, propeller and mixture levers have specific shapes that are designed to let you differentiate them entirely by touch, and they are supposed to always be mounted in that order to further reduce confusion. Other controls like flaps and landing gear also have characteristic shapes. Active aspects are also considered; for instance, the trim wheel must turn in the same direction that the airplane will rotate when the control is operated (i.e. if the wheel is mounted in a console and you push it forwards, the nose must go down). Positions, markings, and colors used on instruments are also standardized across the industry. This was not the case until around WW2, when suddenly there was a major opportunity to study cockpit workflow in high-stress situations; as you can imagine, these rules are written in blood.



There is no reason the NHTSA should allow bullshit like that knob selector. The PRNDL order is already a federal standard. They could easily mandate that there also be a distinct, unique, touch-identifiable position of the physical control for each mode, like column/tree selectors or the Accord buttons posted above. The ergonomic concepts at work here are nearly a century old. Jesus Christ

They must have not gotten that far in the 60's then, or the 70s, 80s, 90s, or the 20teens because Boeing's design of the 737 overhead is a mishmash of similar switches and knobs that do vastly different things that are only differentiated by looking at them:



Notice the B Hydraulic system switches and the engine anti ice switches? They're close enough together that we'll get a memo about once a year about some poor sap that turned off the hydraulics instead of the anti ice and suddenly has an emergency on their hands!

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freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Memento posted:



MY22 Explorer Platinum with less than 1000 miles on the clock.

Is there supposed to be that much oil in the engine pan?

Soup's done

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

freelop posted:

Soup's done

Excuse me waiter but what is this flywheel doing in my soup?

Deus Ex Macklemore fucked around with this message at 14:45 on Dec 15, 2021

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



morethanjake32 posted:

What’s the matter with the Audi setup? It’s not similar to the domestics, but I think its way for adjustments to volume than Chevy’s idea to hide the controls on the blind side of the steering wheel

In an ideal world it would be momentary buttons for track up/down (because they are discrete selections you only want to change one at a time, especially in the absence of visual or any other feedback as to what you're getting) and a thumb roller for volume (because you want to be able to scrub to a certain position with one movement, not hammer on it like a woodpecker if you have to take the volume down a bunch quickly or whatever).

But then it wouldn't be symmetrical

GabbiLB
Jul 14, 2004

~toot~

cursedshitbox posted:

Maybe they should make the engine out of the same material the oil pan is.

This but the wrist pin. After seeing so many exploded engines, it's always the wrist pin that's left in one piece. Those things are indestructable.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Memento posted:

Is there supposed to be that much oil in the engine pan?

Not nearly enough piston in that oil

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017

Arson Daily posted:

They must have not gotten that far in the 60's then, or the 70s, 80s, 90s, or the 20teens because Boeing's design of the 737 overhead is a mishmash of similar switches and knobs that do vastly different things that are only differentiated by looking at them:



Notice the B Hydraulic system switches and the engine anti ice switches? They're close enough together that we'll get a memo about once a year about some poor sap that turned off the hydraulics instead of the anti ice and suddenly has an emergency on their hands!

AFAIK the requirements for tactile and color coded knobs/levers are in place only for the items Sagebrush listed, not that Boing shouldn't have done a better job with their interface.

EvenWorseOpinions fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Dec 15, 2021

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Applesnots posted:

I am in a fine line here, but i a pretty sure it is terrible if not tons of fun as my daily.



Beefy :kimchi:

Solar Coaster
Sep 2, 2009

Shifty Pony posted:

My Honda Accord has a push button selector, it actually owns pretty hard as far as something like that can. Each button has a distinct shape, feel, and activation chime so you can't mistake them. You even have to hook you finger under the reverse button and pull the whole button rearward to switch into reverse so there is absolutely no way you could mistake it for drive or park.



I've driven a Chrysler with the jog dial shifter, it is hard to put into words just how poo poo it is.

Hold up. Since all my cars have the shifter instead of buttons and whatnot, I'm curious here. Only one selection for Drive? No 3 2 1 or L? How is that a good idea to not have that? At least for snow conditions, its good to have adjustable gears.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Solar Coaster posted:

Hold up. Since all my cars have the shifter instead of buttons and whatnot, I'm curious here. Only one selection for Drive? No 3 2 1 or L? How is that a good idea to not have that? At least for snow conditions, its good to have adjustable gears.

probably flappy paddles

even my standard console shifted car goes PRNDS and S holds the gears out longer. then if you want, it has a lil up/down toggle on the side of it if you want to manually shift in S

my transmission is poo poo for other reasons though

Large Testicles fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Dec 16, 2021

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



Solar Coaster posted:

No 3 2 1 or L? How is that a good idea to not have that? At least for snow conditions, its good to have adjustable gears.

Almost everything has steering wheel buttons or paddles for switching gears so you're covered there. Otherwise, the traction control systems keep getting fancier and fancier that doing things manually for the average consumer is not really a concern.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


If you want control over which gear your car is in why not just buy a manual?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

ili posted:

If you want control over which gear your car is in why not just buy a manual?

Fewer and fewer cars come with that option, at least here in the US

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Solar Coaster posted:

Hold up. Since all my cars have the shifter instead of buttons and whatnot, I'm curious here. Only one selection for Drive? No 3 2 1 or L? How is that a good idea to not have that? At least for snow conditions, its good to have adjustable gears.

In my car in particular 3 2 1 or L would be kinda pointless since it is a hybrid :v:

But for practical purposes in non hybrids the paddle shifters and sport mode (which makes gear selection sticky) replaces "1" or "2".

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Scratch Monkey posted:

Fewer and fewer cars come with that option, at least here in the US

Even cars that have manual options elsewhere in the world don’t have manual options in the US. At least when I have a manual it means no one can steal the car.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

Powershift posted:

Rip Chekov

I rented a grand Cherokee with the dial and had a long rant (maybe in the terrible car thread) about how much of a pain in the rear end it was getting it into the right gear and knowing what gear it is in a couple months before that very same problem killed Yelchin.

No, his Cherokee had a lovely T shaped shifter that sucked. Not a dial.

https://www.consumerreports.org/grand-cherokee/recalled-shifter-may-have-played-part-in-anton-yelchin-death/

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



Must be the Mandela effect loving with me. That is actually the shifter I had the issue with.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3270178&pagenumber=611&perpage=40#post447632681

quote:

I got a 2015 grand cherokee as a rental with the pentastar/8 speed combo, and the transmission programing was painful in such a high weight/low torque vehicle. a little poke of the throttle to match the speed of the next lane before merging and it jumps from 8th to 3rd and the engine starts screaming and then climbs back up to 8th. It was basically never in 6th or 7th gear. The paddle shifters/manual mode actually held gears, followed direction, and shifted quite quickly, so in a lighter/torquey car it would probably be pretty decent.

With the shifter itself, janky isn't a strong enough word. It's not a physical movement anymore, it's just a button in front of and behind the shifter stick with 2 clicks forward and back returning to center every time, so you put your foot on the brake and give it a light touch backwards for reverse and it jumps to neutral instead. try giving it a light touch forward and it's back to park. You can't move into a specific gear with muscle memory, and have to check the screen or the shifter to check to what gear it actually went into when you're maneuvering in tight areas. It's horrible poo poo for the sake of horrible poo poo, a dial shifter would be a massive improvement assuming it's an actual positional dial and not just an endless click wheel that would get the same results.

It got decent fuel economy and had a lot of neat poo poo for the type of vehicle it was, but the shifter and engine/trans combo drove me nuts.

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

BigPaddy posted:

Even cars that have manual options elsewhere in the world don’t have manual options in the US. At least when I have a manual it means no one can steal the car.

It can go the other way around too - manual Golf R is North America only

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


A pantech truck decided to reverse into me at the traffic lights at lunch today. Lucky I had my eyes on it and got into reverse and laid on the horn. Only bent up my personalized plate and it's protector. Don't seem to see anything amiss behind the scenes, and front bar still straight, not light damage. Fingers crossed tomorrow when I get under it I don't see any hidden bent bits.

Got all their details and it's a company truck so they were fine with everything, didn't even hear me on the horn apparently or the crunch, but for sure heard me calling them all of my favourite probatable words out my window. I think one of the guys in the truck was the manager of the companys local office so I might also try and hit him up for one of their car batteries. after all my shits fixed.

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017

BigPaddy posted:

Even cars that have manual options elsewhere in the world don’t have manual options in the US. At least when I have a manual it means no one can steal the car.

Think of how many cars you could steal if anyone drove manual

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


EvenWorseOpinions posted:

Think of how many cars you could steal if anyone drove manual

You wouldn't download a car!

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

I've driven every flavor of Ram from the last two generations of 1/2 ton Dodge pickup for work. Only one had the rotary shifter, and my guy walked me through it before I ran the route.

loving hated it, almost as much as when Ford decided to get weird with the F-series blinker controls. That one, the dude called me up after I ran the route with it the first day to ask,

"Hey. I forgot to tell you about the blinkers. Did you figure them out?"

Not what the route looked like, not if he had to modify his orders, not if his stale was high, but if I figured out the blinkers.

Now I forget if it was Ford or Dodge, but they had a knob next to the integrated trailer brake control that you jogged left to reverse and right to go forward. It returned to center when released, which applied the brakes. Neat feature, but I wouldn't want to use it if you didn't know how to back a trailer in the first place.
Took me a day of loving with it, but it did work pretty well. IIRC, you had to have a trailer attached and put it in reverse to activate.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...
Wait, what the hell did Ford do with the blinkers?

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


As I recall, the lever never clicks up or down to turn on the indicators. A brief push up or down would signal 3-5 times for lane changes, or you held it up or down for longer to set it for a turn.

Edit: either way it returns to center.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Darchangel posted:

As I recall, the lever never clicks up or down to turn on the indicators. A brief push up or down would signal 3-5 times for lane changes, or you held it up or down for longer to set it for a turn.

Edit: either way it returns to center.

My BMW does that and everyone but me hates it. It think it's neat, reminds me of riding a motorcycle! (though it's a tap for pass, push slightly further for it to click and turn on)

Though, yes, I had to explain turn signals to my mother when she drove my car.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
Isn't that fairly standard these days? My wife's 2016 Renegade has that feature - tap it for the lane change and go for the click if you're going to turn. Small sample size but between that and my '19 Dodge, I can safely say that every car has had that since 2016 and beyond. I will link my research and my onlyfans page in the comments section

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Flyinglemur posted:

Isn't that fairly standard these days? My wife's 2016 Renegade has that feature - tap it for the lane change and go for the click if you're going to turn. Small sample size but between that and my '19 Dodge, I can safely say that every car has had that since 2016 and beyond. I will link my research and my onlyfans page in the comments section

How BMW (and presumably Ford) does it, there is no click. The stalk always returns to center, and the determining factor in whether you signal 3-5 for lane changes or keep signaling is how long/far you pushed the stalk.

It's maddening.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

KozmoNaut posted:

How BMW (and presumably Ford) does it, there is no click. The stalk always returns to center, and the determining factor in whether you signal 3-5 for lane changes or keep signaling is how long/far you pushed the stalk.

It's maddening.

That is insane to me. What the gently caress. :psyduck:

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

KozmoNaut posted:

How BMW (and presumably Ford) does it, there is no click. The stalk always returns to center, and the determining factor in whether you signal 3-5 for lane changes or keep signaling is how long/far you pushed the stalk.

It's maddening.

I mean, there's a click in my BMW, but it does return to center. You half tap it in either direction to cancel. If you full tap it, it signals in the other direction.

Like I said, I like it. :shrug:

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

That is insane to me. What the gently caress. :psyduck:

Like a motorcycle!

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

KozmoNaut posted:

How BMW (and presumably Ford) does it, there is no click. The stalk always returns to center, and the determining factor in whether you signal 3-5 for lane changes or keep signaling is how long/far you pushed the stalk.

It's maddening.

Look at FCS/Stellantis/Whatever outengineering the Germans AGAIN.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Flyinglemur posted:

Isn't that fairly standard these days? My wife's 2016 Renegade has that feature - tap it for the lane change and go for the click if you're going to turn.

That feature is fine. I think the Ford system they are describing does not lock in the up or down position to stay on, but always returns to center. If you want to lock the turn signal on, you have to hold it up there for a couple of seconds.

Presumably they did this to save 34 cents on two injection-molded plastic latches.

e: leaving post windows open for hours again like a noob

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

KozmoNaut posted:

How BMW (and presumably Ford) does it, there is no click. The stalk always returns to center, and the determining factor in whether you signal 3-5 for lane changes or keep signaling is how long/far you pushed the stalk.

It's maddening.

they added this poo poo to the new BRZ

it's the only thing I actually dislike about it so far

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Uthor posted:

Like a motorcycle!

Like a lovely motorcycle :colbert:

A good motorcycle turn signal you push left to signal left, right to signal right, and push in to cancel. It does not auto-cancel and there is no three-blink lane change indicator because that's a superfluous feature. The control is completely deterministic and always does what you expect.

Hell, even the one on my 50-year-old Honda is better, and it's literally just a 3 position switch that you have to slide to the center position to cancel. Still better than a modal switch that detects how long you hold it and does a different function. ugh

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

BraveUlysses posted:

they added this poo poo to the new BRZ

it's the only thing I actually dislike about it so far

Perhaps you can swap the stalk?

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

KozmoNaut posted:

How BMW (and presumably Ford) does it, there is no click. The stalk always returns to center, and the determining factor in whether you signal 3-5 for lane changes or keep signaling is how long/far you pushed the stalk.

It's maddening.

My 21 F150 has a click for the turn signal. It works like every other car I've ever had. I guess they went back at some point?

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

KozmoNaut posted:

How BMW (and presumably Ford) does it, there is no click. The stalk always returns to center, and the determining factor in whether you signal 3-5 for lane changes or keep signaling is how long/far you pushed the stalk.

It's maddening.

My 2007 MINI Cooper S was the same and it sucked. BMW must have realised this and ditched it at some point because my 2015 118i and 2017 320i have gone back to traditional style stalks.

opengl
Sep 16, 2010

Sagebrush posted:

Like a lovely motorcycle :colbert:

A good motorcycle turn signal you push left to signal left, right to signal right, and push in to cancel. It does not auto-cancel and there is no three-blink lane change indicator because that's a superfluous feature. The control is completely deterministic and always does what you expect.

Hell, even the one on my 50-year-old Honda is better, and it's literally just a 3 position switch that you have to slide to the center position to cancel. Still better than a modal switch that detects how long you hold it and does a different function. ugh

My new bike has auto cancel, I never thought I'd want or need it but it works perfectly and I love it.

Olivil
Jul 15, 2010

Wow I'd like to be as smart as a computer

Lord Ludikrous posted:

My 2007 MINI Cooper S was the same and it sucked. BMW must have realised this and ditched it at some point because my 2015 118i and 2017 320i have gone back to traditional style stalks.

Rented the Mini SUV 2 years ago and it still had the hosed up blinkers.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

BlackMK4 posted:

Perhaps you can swap the stalk?

maybe? I'll deal with it because the rest of the car is so great and fun to drive

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honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

BraveUlysses posted:

they added this poo poo to the new BRZ

it's the only thing I actually dislike about it so far

Ooh did you get a new one? Probably not the thread for it but I'd read a goon take on it. Hell we might have enough people in here for a 86/brz: it's like a Miata or s2000 but isn't thread.

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