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Tenkaris
Feb 10, 2006

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

Sorry, I did the math and figured out she lived to age 69 and my brain is broken by memes so I had to

But I also got The Will For Change on Audible because it sounds great 👍🏻

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BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

biracial bear for uncut posted:

This took entirely too long for me to get.

It's laid out right here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcXDyBjJ0oc

Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Heath posted:

This woman is a fool to leave this kind of wealth on the table.

Rick clicker detected. (I'm not correcting that)

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




biracial bear for uncut posted:

Meme remakes are getting a little out of hand.

https://i.imgur.com/9rkuTyW.mp4

Pondering that burg like a wizard orb

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem

Azhais posted:



Better than this guy

Pro gamer right here.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I thought the joke was that he was spamming ENERGY over and over in some team based game when he needed support

Also I can't spell. Don't be mean to me

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
e: oops

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Meme remakes are getting a little out of hand.

https://i.imgur.com/9rkuTyW.mp4

I'm just saying if this was my cat he'd have already swiped it out of my hand and run underneath my bed with it

little poo poo rear end in a top hat that i do love dearly when food is not involved

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I'm just saying if this was my cat he'd have already swiped it out of my hand and run underneath my bed with it

little poo poo rear end in a top hat that i do love dearly when food is not involved

And he's just going to lick it.

That's what cats do with human food. They just want a taste.

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

And he's just going to lick it.

That's what cats do with human food. They just want a taste.

My big fat boy cat doesn't even lick people food, but he will bug you forever until you let him have a sniff of what you're eating. We call it his "tribute", since he's king of the house.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

One More Fat Nerd posted:

My big fat boy cat doesn't even lick people food, but he will bug you forever until you let him have a sniff of what you're eating. We call it his "tribute", since he's king of the house.

Fair and balanced.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Lol @ sponge bob getting dome from Nance.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

i think we all already know how that would sound

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



euphronius posted:

Do you tip him ??

I think you do ?

Give piss crab a tip
Or your dick gets a snip

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

I didn't read it as them disliking each other. There were some personalities that clashed before The Thing showed up, but that's just guys being guys. One of the many reasons that movie is so great is that it accurately depicts how men behave when there isn't a woman to be seen for thousands of miles, both before and during a crisis. Not so much afterwards, as, uh... Check it out if you've somehow never seen it.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Meme remakes are getting a little out of hand.

https://i.imgur.com/9rkuTyW.mp4

So that's what they do when they get the cheeseburger

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

Dr Christmas posted:

I haven’t seen anyone talk about what caused Abby Shapiro to go after Madonna. I presume that the Madonna lingerie photo is from a new photo shoot, and that alone was enough to trigger the post. Did Madonna do something else to piss her off?

She just posts stuff that is rage bait to the left and "amen" bait to the right and happened to hit something that made for some hilarious memes. poo poo like this is just great. (mildly NSFW) https://www.reddit.com/r/fakehistoryporn/comments/revrlr/nancy_reagan_on_the_mgm_lot_1949_colorized/

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

It's doubly funny since the only reason anyone was talking about Madonna was she was trying her hardest to get people to care about her again but she ended up just signal boosting the first lady of fellatio.

Madonna posted her bare breasts on Instagram and then had her pr firm publish a bunch of thinkpieces about how she's too much of a provacatress for America to handle.

Which is hilarious to me because Madonna was nude so readily during the 90s that it was a VERY common joke about her. That's been her M.O. her whole career. America can clearly handle it.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


If Luke doesn't work for Warner Bros. he should be demanding some money right now because this is some god-tier marketing for the whatsit movie.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

CellBlock posted:

Give piss crab a tip
Or your dick gets a snip

tip tip or get the snip snip

johnnyratbastard
Nov 9, 2012

Azhais posted:



Better than this guy

Why he calling so many people ginger?

CrocodileKingSaysNO
Jul 25, 2007

Piss crab says one way or another I'm getting a tip

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

johnnyratbastard posted:

Why he calling so many people ginger?

They were a sous chef at a Thai restaurant at the time

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Madonna published a softcore porn coffee table book literally called "SEX" 30 years ago. So this new 'contraversy' is about as new for her as if Sinead O'Connor ripped up a photo of the Pope again

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

johnnyratbastard posted:

Why he calling so many people ginger?

"people who annoy you"

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Memento posted:

"people who annoy you"

loving lmao what an episode

Ramie
Mar 2, 2021

https://twitter.com/IrrationalChad/status/1471201473308594176?t=BUZWznCDhWU3LO7I4mcQcg&s=19

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
God, why did we have to get the banal cyberpunk dystopia without the superhero drugs and hologram prostitutes?

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

CellBlock posted:

Give piss crab a tip
Or your dick gets a snip

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Man if I had a t-shirt for every time

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

If I had a dollar for every time a crab pinched my penis in the Bass Pro Shops bathroom I'd have $3.75.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

FreudianSlippers posted:

If I had a dollar for every time a crab pinched my penis in the Bass Pro Shops bathroom I'd have $3.75.

was the .75 for when it just got your foreskin?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Crab borrowed a quarter to use a payphone

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

sexpig by night posted:

was the .75 for when it just got your foreskin?

Adjusting for deflation :flaccid:

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

sexpig by night posted:

was the .75 for when it just got your foreskin?

sounds like a bit of a rip off

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Dude looks like Limmy trying to figure out how a kilogram of steel isn't heaver than a kilogram of feathers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fC2oke5MFg

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Knormal posted:

Dude looks like Limmy trying to figure out how a kilogram of steel isn't heaver than a kilogram of feathers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fC2oke5MFg

We should be so lucky.

An American game show with Scottish characteristics.

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/easthalfrican_/status/1471206186225704964

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
A snip on the snop

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