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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Soylent Pudding posted:

AITA for saying a student at my school is a good mom

So supportive, it's good we have these networks to help people going through difficult times and reassuring them of their own worth, competency


kntfkr posted:

lol this reminds me of a story my mom tells about her mom pushing her in a stroller at a supermarket and an old woman stopping her to say "my that child's too thin, it will never live"

She was a marketing plant for PigPaste KINDER LARD: the palatably-rendered fat supplement for infants to preteens!

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I don't think that product would sell well in todays market

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

kntfkr posted:

I don't think that product would sell well in todays market

Except for the feeders, but that's a niche market

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

kntfkr posted:

I don't think that product would sell well in todays market

I dunno, Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic is probably vastly better branding than Soylent.

Dik Hz
Feb 22, 2004

Fun with Science

kntfkr posted:

I don't think that product would sell well in todays market

I dunno, tasteless chill sounds like 90% of my media consumption.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Soylent Pudding posted:

AITA for saying a student at my school is a good mom

Honestly, it’s pretty awesome that the school was chill about the OP watching the baby - as soon as I hit that point in the story I figured the conflict would be about that.

Also speaks pretty highly of the OP that they’d do so and that the student felt comfortable enough with them to ask.

It’s a bit of a “you know you’re NTA so why are you asking” sort of deal, but feel-good too.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
A shitload of people obviously not the rear end in a top hat have been criticised for not being an rear end in a top hat ENOUGH. Her co-workers are demanding to know why she isn't shaming the slut who dared have a child out of wedlock.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


My suspicion is that this was a response to the prevalence of both diarrhea-causing diseases and tuberculosis. A child or adult who'd gotten emaciated from disease did indeed need fattening up. Treating the symptom of thinness, rather than whatever was causing it.

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca



drat, Bobby Hill really let himself go

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

Ghost Leviathan posted:

A shitload of people obviously not the rear end in a top hat have been criticised for not being an rear end in a top hat ENOUGH. Her co-workers are demanding to know why she isn't shaming the slut who dared have a child out of wedlock.

Yeah, of course you're going to question reality if everyone around you is a shithead.

Hughlander
May 11, 2005

Arsenic Lupin posted:

My suspicion is that this was a response to the prevalence of both diarrhea-causing diseases and tuberculosis. A child or adult who'd gotten emaciated from disease did indeed need fattening up. Treating the symptom of thinness, rather than whatever was causing it.

Wikipedia posted:

Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic, which was first sold in 1885, was a fever-remedy made from quinine suspended in a flavored syrup to eliminate the bitter taste. [1] The tasteless chill tonic, which some claimed was not all that tasteless, was an improvement over taking straight quinine for fevers and chills caused by malaria. It contained cinchonine, cinchonidine, reduced iron, with sweet syrup and lemon flavor in a suspension that required shaking before use. [2] Some sources claim that by 1890 more bottles of Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic were sold than bottles of Coca-Cola.[1]

Seems was straight up an anti-malaria drug

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

It wasn't a specific product but when I was a kid the family doc ordered my dad on a fattening diet because he was getting close to the danger zone.

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


Arsenic Lupin posted:

My suspicion is that this was a response to the prevalence of both diarrhea-causing diseases and tuberculosis. A child or adult who'd gotten emaciated from disease did indeed need fattening up. Treating the symptom of thinness, rather than whatever was causing it.

Also I think we underestimate just how common underrourishment was. Even in WW2 I think most recruits gained 15-30 lbs in basic training just because of the reliable meals.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.


So that's where The Legendary Shack Shakers got their cover art.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Soylent Pudding posted:

I assume butt school racquetball involves holding the racket in your rear end.

*sigh* its like volleyball but instead of hitting the ball with your hands or head you're only allowed to hit it with your tits or rear end. thats it, thats the whole concept. its just an excuse to show images of busty anime women flopping around in midair. its off the charts for hetero male gazey bullshit. a grown man recommended this to a child, and he blamed her for watching a cartoon where other people can see it because he thinks of anime exclusively as softcore porn

Arsenic Lupin posted:

My suspicion is that this was a response to the prevalence of both diarrhea-causing diseases and tuberculosis. A child or adult who'd gotten emaciated from disease did indeed need fattening up. Treating the symptom of thinness, rather than whatever was causing it.

people's diets just used to be terrible, it was very easy for folks to be malnourished and acutely starving. since the 1960s the green revolution and food processing have made calories pretty easy to get, even if proper nutrition is still elusive

being able to diet and exercise and stay toned and thin is a sign of wealth now, as is having tanned skin. someone from 1890 looking at a yoked tan hollywood celeb would think "drat, this rich person spends a lot of time doing manual labor outdoors for some reason???"

Mr. Fall Down Terror fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Dec 17, 2021

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

*sigh* its like volleyball but instead of hitting the ball with your hands or head you're only allowed to hit it with your tits or rear end. thats it, thats the whole concept. its just an excuse to show images of busty anime women flopping around in midair. its off the charts for hetero male gazey bullshit. a grown man recommended this to a child, and he blamed her for watching a cartoon where other people can see it because he thinks of anime exclusively as softcore porn

also there's no ball, i thought. i guess it's more like sumo wrestling?

ugh, maybe there's multiple shows like this.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Hughlander posted:

Seems was straight up an anti-malaria drug

As patent medicines go, that's about as innocuous as it gets

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Mr. Lobe posted:

As patent medicines go, that's about as innocuous as it gets

It's not nearly as fun as the ones that are a mix of opium, meth, cocaine and high proof alcohol, recommended as sleep aids for children.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

*sigh* its like volleyball but instead of hitting the ball with your hands or head you're only allowed to hit it with your tits or rear end. thats it, thats the whole concept. its just an excuse to show images of busty anime women flopping around in midair. its off the charts for hetero male gazey bullshit. a grown man recommended this to a child, and he blamed her for watching a cartoon where other people can see it because he thinks of anime exclusively as softcore porn

What's your favorite episode?

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Pope Corky the IX posted:

What's your favorite episode?

The one with anime tits. And also rear end.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Hmm do I want my quinine "flavorless" or do I want it with gin what a condundrum

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Pope Corky the IX posted:

What's your favorite episode?

Asking for a favorite episode is like asking that not-creepy guy what his favorite thing about Asian women is.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
while the woman may have indeed come from a time where infant mortality rates were much higher, I can't imagine it was ever good etiquette to predict to a stranger their child's imminent death

especially at the grocery store

context is key, here

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

StrangersInTheNight posted:

while the woman may have indeed come from a time where infant mortality rates were much higher, I can't imagine it was ever good etiquette to predict to a stranger their child's imminent death

old people say all kinds of wild poo poo. these kind of people think its ok to grope a pregnant stranger's belly too

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


AITA for not celebrating my brother's anniversary?

quote:

My brother married my SIL in May two years ago. They had a very cute and intimate ceremony with my mother, myself, my sister and her parents and sister by a lake. My sister and her sister were the witnesses and I got to hold the rings. They bought special corsages for my mother and her mother. It was absolutely lovely! They did not tell anyone else in our families other than the people who were at the wedding that they were getting married. I am not sure of the reasons why, but it isn't my business so I did not ask.

Last December they had a huge wedding and reception. According to my brother they spent close to $50,000.00 on this party.

Fast forward to Sunday of last week. My mom, my sister and myself get a text from my brother in our family text group admonishing us for not remembering their anniversary and telling us how badly we hurt his wife. My mother and sister explained that their anniversary is in May as that is the date that they were legally married, so we did not know that we were supposed to celebrate on the December date since they were already married. I reminded my brother that I sent them a text and a card in May to wish them a happy anniversary since I too thought that is when their anniversary was. My sister told him that he does not get two anniversaries because he only gets married legally once and that if he wanted us to celebrate in December he should have told us this.

My brother called us all rude and disrespectful and basically said that we made it clear that we did not accept his wife or their relationship. He then proceeded to block our phones, social media and emails so we cannot get a hold of him.

AITA for not celebrating his anniversary in December?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Look at Tony Two Weddings over here.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Sounds like a problem solved itself

Also who celebrates someone else's anniversary

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

Soylent Pudding posted:

AITA for not celebrating my brother's anniversary?

lmao

mossyfisk
Nov 8, 2010

FF0000
Funniest option: "My brother called us all rude and disrespectful and basically said that we made it clear that we did not accept his wife or their relationship" is because he got divorced and no one noticed this is a different wife.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
It's hilarious because my spouse and I completely forgot about our wedding anniversary last year because of the pandemic and everything else and we didn't realize it until her mother texted us at 8pm on the day.

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


wait, people send congratulatory anniversary messages to other couples? this is a thing?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Is it bigamy if you have two concurrent marriages to the same person?

kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

kntfkr posted:

lol this reminds me of a story my mom tells about her mom pushing her in a stroller at a supermarket and an old woman stopping her to say "my that child's too thin, it will never live"

congrats on surviving your encounter with the Baba Yaga

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back
Yeah what's this poo poo about "celebrating" someone else's anniversary? Is this new? I've never heard of it.

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

haveblue posted:

Is it bigamy if you have two concurrent marriages to the same person?

It's very big of you

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

I’ve seen close family send cards, but that’s about it.

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


AITA for posting a video of my husband dancing?

quote:

Background: I (23F) have been married to my husband (25M) for two years. The one thing he always said is he doesn't dance. At all. I LOVE to dance, took dance growing up, frequented the clubs pre-covid and always find an excuse to dance

It took some tough negotiations to get him to agree to three dances at our wedding and it hurt. A husband should want to dance with his new wife, hold her close, or bounce and smile with her.

He also hates social media. He only has facebook for his grandmother and family who live in other states or countries.

Situation: On Saturday, I went out with some of my girlfriends, had lunch, some drinks and chatted the day away while my husband was home alone, doing a deep clean of the house like he does every Saturday. Well, the conversation of some changes we did to our kitchen came up, and my friends wanted to see, but I didn't have any pictures, so I pulled up our in-home security cameras to show them the work we did. We were all in shock when I pulled up the cameras because there was my husband, dancing like crazy, jamming out like no tomorrow, while cleaning the kitchen. After a few more drinks, my friends convinced me to post the video clip on Instagram and title it something like, "Apparently, my husband doesn't dance." It was SO cute and silly; I immediately saved the clip of it to my phone. It blew up. 200 shares and almost a thousand comments within an hour.

After seeing that, my friends said I should put it on TikTok, making me go viral! Somewhat drunk, rather excited about going viral and just thinking it is charming and adorable, I posted it on TikTok, turned my phone to Do Not Disturb because the Instagram notifications were blowing up my phone and continued my day with my friends.

When I got home 3 hours later, my code to our front door didn't work. I went to ring our doorbell, and it was ripped out of the wall. My husband met me at the door when I knocked, and his face was a stormcloud. He let me in, and I was shocked by the scene that greeted me. All the in-home security cameras were ripped off the walls, smashed with a sledgehammer in the middle of the floor, and my bags were packed and put beside the front door.

He told me that I betrayed his trust, breached his privacy and absolutely humiliated him. Some of his friends had been making fun of him for hours because of the video I posted and sent him screenshots of some of the comments. Obviously, they cherry-picked only the meanest and rudest comments. He forced me to delete the video off Instagram and TikTok, and then kicked me out of the house and said his lawyer would be contacting me shortly for the divorce.

He didn't give me a chance to explain my side of everything or show him all the positive comments and love he was receiving. I thought it was adorable and shared the video initially because I love him. Some of our mutual friends said what was I did to him was horribly cruel and really hurt him.

AITA?

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Soylent Pudding posted:

AITA for posting a video of my husband dancing?

Does she think if she's declared NTA she'll get her relationship back or something

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Oh what the dude doesn't like his private moments exposed to the world without his knowledge? But he's viral! And the comments!

Oh well, I guess the comments on this idiot post she's made will have to do

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