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Lord Zedd-Repulsa
Jul 21, 2007

Devour a good book.


Another of the criticality injured children in Tasmania died, bringing the current total to give.

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Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Lord Zedd-Repulsa posted:

Another of the criticality injured children in Tasmania died, bringing the current total to give.

Guck, that's really ungortunate

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Lord Zedd-Repulsa posted:

Another of the criticality injured children in Tasmania died, bringing the current total to give.

It must be bad if they're inventing new numbers to count them.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Guck, that's really ungortunate

G

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
It'll be a shame if the number rises to take kids dead from bouncy castlefuckling.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

I hope it doesn't reach tix.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

I'm worried about radioisotope contamination myself.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

i thought they were dropping it down on a cat at first, and i was wtf


needs the mission impossible theme

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

blight rhino posted:

needs the mission impossible theme

Maybe you should unmute.

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020


That's one of the coolest things I've ever read, thank you.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009


Still brings me to tears.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Rebel Blob posted:

quote:

Yeast and Rats

Remains one of the best stories ever told.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://nypost.com/2021/12/16/ex-chilean-pilot-becomes-first-person-to-fly-in-active-volcano/



Yeah that’s a no from me dog…

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

By popular demand posted:

OSHA, Please adopt MR. Safety Crab* as your official mascot and representative thanks.



*I'll reluctantly accept 'Safe T. Krabbs' if I must.

How would you feel about an OSHApus?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Wingnut Ninja posted:

How would you feel about an OSHApus?


his eyes are red from smoking weed

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


https://i.imgur.com/ZPic1p5.mp4

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

my cat does the same thing when he tries to hug me

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Wingnut Ninja posted:

How would you feel about an OSHApus?



I think you mean OSHApussy

Hokkaido Anxiety
May 21, 2007

slub club 2013

Cthulu Carl posted:

I think you mean OSHApussy

Your username means I have to say please don't stick your dick in the the spider box.

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

The lack of guards on those grinding wheels scares me more than the paint damage.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Harry_Potato posted:

The lack of guards on those grinding wheels scares me more than the paint damage.

it will buff out

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Oh come on, that hole was made by a rock and they shoved a corn cob in there.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Yeah, the fact that all the kernels are still intact is a bit of a giveaway.

Still funny, though.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Should have used those chainsaw discs for full spiciness.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I think this is supposedly a work party so I think this counts

https://i.imgur.com/LKBs7gO.mp4

I don't remember though if the employer is responsible for injuries like if she broke her ankle here, I should probably re-do the health and safety training.

TjyvTompa
Jun 1, 2001

im gay

mobby_6kl posted:

I think this is supposedly a work party so I think this counts

https://i.imgur.com/LKBs7gO.mp4

I don't remember though if the employer is responsible for injuries like if she broke her ankle here, I should probably re-do the health and safety training.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


The Management posted:

Oh come on, that hole was made by a rock and they shoved a corn cob in there.

What are you, an expert on shoving corn cobs into holes?

https://i.imgur.com/bhrClDC.mp4

This blows my mind.

That they had this problem and decided on this solution.

I think most places would widen the road or shorten the trucks

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Yeah, the fact that all the kernels are still intact is a bit of a giveaway.

Still funny, though.

It's not implausible. Dent corn cobs left to dry out in the field are really hard.

Those things are nothing like the sweet corn you buy in a store.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Lord Zedd-Repulsa posted:

Another of the criticality injured children in Tasmania died, bringing the current total to give.

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Guck, that's really ungortunate



wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Powershift posted:

What are you, an expert on shoving corn cobs into holes?

https://i.imgur.com/bhrClDC.mp4

This blows my mind.

That they had this problem and decided on this solution.

I think most places would widen the road or shorten the trucks


god, I could have used one of those a few times.

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

18 wheels, 1 leg. It's pretty drat neat and actually strikes me as futuristic somehow

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
that's the Fuckleshaft and yon truck has a dick

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017

Weembles posted:

It's not implausible. Dent corn cobs left to dry out in the field are really hard.

Those things are nothing like the sweet corn you buy in a store.

I'm assuming the dust on the windshield is from dust kicked up from the tornado. Windshield wiper appears to have cleared some dust off the windshield despite the corn cob being there. If a corn cob did do that and the dust on the rest of the windshield is from the tornado, they must have taken out the corn cob and ran the windshield wipers before putting it back in. I'm skeptical of the corn cob theory, seems to me it has a hole in it.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

wesleywillis posted:

god, I could have used one of those a few times.

shame on you if you haven't already installed a rotator in your car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYIcOhyRMfU&t=892s

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

wesleywillis posted:

god, I could have used one of those a few times.

Nenonen posted:

shame on you if you haven't already installed a rotator in your car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYIcOhyRMfU&t=892s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo6PmCidhp0

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

EvenWorseOpinions posted:

I'm assuming the dust on the windshield is from dust kicked up from the tornado. Windshield wiper appears to have cleared some dust off the windshield despite the corn cob being there. If a corn cob did do that and the dust on the rest of the windshield is from the tornado, they must have taken out the corn cob and ran the windshield wipers before putting it back in. I'm skeptical of the corn cob theory, seems to me it has a hole in it.

The wiper pattern could have easily been made before the cob hit it.

The cob tape is real.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Not really OSHA but we are continuing to decommission a box plant. Each of these print plates are worth $1000-$3000 apiece. 180 sets thrown away so far.



Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
What do they do?

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

Cojawfee posted:

What do they do?

They're dumpsters, for holding trash. They get taken to the dump and dumped. :eng101:

That guy is describing a situation where he laments at throwing away expensive widget makers.

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Cojawfee posted:

What do they do?

They're print plates for manufacturing boxes. A large portion of a box plant's floor space is usually taken up with print plates and cutting dies.

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