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A Wizard of Goatse posted:actually it's good and normal for mundane family interactions to require the kind of careful semantic parsing most commonly associated with haggling with a goat-legged man on the crossroads at midnight Danaru posted:I've been nameless for years because my dad asked "may I have your name?" And I was foolish enough to answer A Wizard of Goatse posted:letting my son borrow the car for prom but when he picks up the keys I intone "the bargain is struck" and dissolve into a cloud of flies A Wizard of Goatse posted:yes Danny I said I'd give you $20 to rake the lawn, but I never said anything about you being able to stop once the leaves were gone
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Almost certain this is a "plot" point in Accelerando. Nice try Charles Stross!
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Agreed
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:Almost certain this is a "plot" point in Accelerando. Nice try Charles Stross! That was right next to that other plot point that due to our rampant overuse of antibiotics, sex in the future is actual mortal danger, so everyone is really really inept at it and has no actual clue how any of that stuff works or how to go about it, which I found really funny.
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Gambit from the X-Men posted:I am sitting in the chair I use to gently caress computers professionally, repeating the phrase Antigenic Original Sin to myself until from the words emerges a clear and shining and singular path forwards. My friends have forgotten my name. My face exists only as a dim memory even in the minds of my family. For a moment I believe the knock at the door is the door itself warning me of a new delivery until I see through the slats of the blinds the UPS man walking away. Maskless. Stewing in the world's hideous oxygen. My hiss is a reflex, though I know not if it is for the Pigpen-style cloud of COVID stew I have trained myself to imagine around every body or for the cutting edge of sunlight against my skin.
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really queer Christmas posted:You put enough monkeys on typewriters and they'll make Shakespeare, put enough goons in a thread and they'll reenact the holocaust.
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Arrhythmia posted:It's okay, the pet island mods made a rule that you need one post bemoaning the end of western civilization due to covid for every 40 pics of your cat sitting in a box. Vincent Van Goatse has a new favorite as of 20:59 on Dec 16, 2021 |
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Blooster posted:This Alice Goodwin chick really hosed her face up. Hot drat she was a 10 before. Why they gotta gently caress wit plastic surgery? Sid Vicious posted:saline
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# ? Dec 16, 2021 23:38 |
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He didn’t say mon ami
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# ? Dec 17, 2021 04:32 |
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pop punk posted:Yes the device that fits in your pocket that lets you buy pizza and find strangers who will have sex with you was widely adopted because “they” wanted your demographic data. Trabisnikof posted:how would my money clip give out my demographic data?
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Improbable Lobster posted:Warhammer is just like a bicycle, you have to clip the bike parts off a sprue and assemble and paint them and then bring them to local meetups and tournaments. Orks are there.
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bulletsponge13 posted:I have an old friend who joined the Army as an Intel nerd. Platystemon posted:The Lorax
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Lol
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Lawen posted:I feel like I've done a bad job representing the fly users, so just to clarify:
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What do you guys like Joe Whites Bro posted:I dont know if this has been done before, but what do you guys like, XBOX or PS2. PS2 has lovely graphics but the controlloers are so much sweeter than Xboxes. anwyays, What do you Like?
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gently caress me this is exquisite
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novamute posted:And I thought my loan officer who butt dialed me and left a voicemail detailing the side effects of his illegitimate steroid use was unprofessional
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freeedr posted:By the time nance was done with you you would have gained an inch and would have to pull the sheets out of your rear end in a top hat Reagan, in rgds to Shapiro. Click through.
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BRAKE FOR MOOSE posted:Okay really, Fauci is going to kill TWO members of Queen?
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I bet he paid up on time
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idgi
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 13:53 |
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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS in 1991.
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ohhh lol lol at the joke, not the musician dying of aids
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Why do people wash their hands after the bathroom? Aegri Somnia posted:This is really one of those deep thought questions, but why do people do this? People begin doing this as children, much to the behest of their parents, and the reason given is so that they won't get germs. But why is the bathroom any more different than anywhere else? Doorhandles all over the place get constantly touched by people, so aren't they just as likely to have bacteria? And if those doorhandles are bad, wouldn't you want to wash your hands before touching your penis? Especially with up-to-date bathrooms that have automatic flushing, what's the purpose of washing your hands? Is there some sort of spreadable disease that's sitting on your penis and you just need to wash your hands after handling it briefly?
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Wash yer drat hands all day every day
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Captain Hygiene posted:Wash yer drat hands all day every day
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Just FYI if you wear pants your dick and balls are coated in fecal coliform and every other nasty germ in your butt. Every step moves your butthole germs around as they reproduce on your skin in that dark humid environment. One clothed fart turns your dick and balls into a nightmare factory of disease. If you want to end the tyranny of hand-washing we need to abolish pants. Hanging dong is a win for public health.
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When I was in middle school, one of the teachers was really concerned about germs. Every time a cold/flu/whatever rolled through the school, she'd assign a kid to go around and sanitize all the door handles. said those were the biggest vectors of bacterial spread, since everyone touched them with their hands. Which lead to some of the kids finding creative ways to open doors; with our elbows, knees, hips, etc. No idea if it did anything, but a door handle did get broken off, which lead to a general yelling at for "improper door opening."
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Just FYI if you wear pants your dick and balls are coated in fecal coliform and every other nasty germ in your butt. Every time the topic of hand washing has come up, there have been goons saying you don't need to wash your hands after you piss "unless you piss on your hands." It's like clockwork.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Every time the topic of hand washing has come up, there have been goons saying you don't need to wash your hands after you piss "unless you piss on your hands." It's like clockwork. I always knew Carlin was a goon.
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I thought I didn't have to wash my hands as long as I do pee on them.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Just FYI if you wear pants your dick and balls are coated in fecal coliform and every other nasty germ in your butt. This is why it is a small step from eating pussy (and sucking dick) to eating rear end. It's all the same man.
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# ? Dec 21, 2021 05:09 |
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You piss on your hands then spit to neutralize it all duh
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If you drink enough your piss is basically hand sanitizer
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Just FYI if you wear pants your dick and balls are coated in fecal coliform and every other nasty germ in your butt.
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I have accepted the filth and it has accepted me.
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The Filth posted:I don't know who you're talking about
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Did last night mean loving nothing, the Filth!?
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if you wear the clothes of man your flesh is adorned with sin
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