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Uncle Enzo posted:No. I wouldn't love you if you were a worm. You turn into a worm and I'm outta here. You'll be back, in clone form.
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Uncle Enzo posted:No. I wouldn't love you if you were a worm. You turn into a worm and I'm outta here. I'm pretty sure I would vomit and move.to antarctica.
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Back in our parents day, you had to stay married to a worm because that's just what was done. I'm glad that society has progressed enough to normalize healthy worm transmogrification boundaries.
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Uncle Enzo posted:No. I wouldn't love you if you were a worm. You turn into a worm and I'm outta here. At least yeet me into the yard on your way out the door, for old times' sake?
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# ? Dec 18, 2021 06:36 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Becoming violent lmao, I bet you 100 bucks the reality is far closer to “he disconnected them normally, piled them up, and broke them with a hammer” than a better call saul sledgehammer through the walls meltdown. He even packed her poo poo up for her. Do you think he carefully put her stuff in bags between busting through walls like the koolaid man, or after he was done. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wsjroVlu8 I can't believe they made a movie about these violent psychopaths. Oh, wait, that was supposed to be a funny and cathartic scene? Weird.
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# ? Dec 18, 2021 06:42 |
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PancakeTransmission posted:Have you all considered logging off??? I have, but I'll never be able to pull it off with as much aplomb and finality as that lady's ex.
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AITA for yelling at my brother in law for calling his kids adopted?quote:I’m 19F My sister is a 29F My brother in law is 27M In comments OP did add that they're the same race/could "pass" for being his biokids. And they don't have biokids because he has cancer genes on his side.
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# ? Dec 18, 2021 07:16 |
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Foo Diddley posted:hey what do you all use to look at reddit comments that have been deleted? i used to use removeddit.com but it seems like it's gone down In addition to that I try ceddit, deletededdit and rareddit, sometimes those work. Dramatika posted:AITA for telling "the other man's" spouse? "AITAngel for getting blood on my boyfriend's knife when he stabbed me in the back?" camoseven posted:What is "a modern sajiao repertoire"? In addition to what's been offered, you know in anime where the woman who is an adult will do like a "cute" voice and sound whiny like a baby and say "tan" for "chan" to her boyfriend? Or like in western media where an adult woman will do the betty boop voice and pronounce Rs as Ws to sound like a little girl? It's that poo poo.
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Invisible Clergy posted:In addition to that I try ceddit, deletededdit and rareddit, sometimes those work. ah hah quoting this so's i can find it again later
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AITA for going to a lodge for Christmas when my Dad's kids can't?quote:My (16f)parents are divorced so Christmas time is typically really hectic and stupid.
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Hughlander posted:AITA for going to a lodge for Christmas when my Dad's kids can't? lmao grandpa rules e: did they reboot inspector gadget or something tho? seems weird that a 16 year old would have a username referencing that show Foo Diddley fucked around with this message at 08:20 on Dec 18, 2021 |
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Hughlander posted:AITA for going to a lodge for Christmas when my Dad's kids can't? man. that's a lot for a 16 year old. but yeah dragging your not-close step-siblings to a xmas holiday seems absurd Foo Diddley posted:lmao grandpa rules i think gogogadget*blank* became it's own thing. but there was also the live action movie.. that i assume sucked. it was in '99. so i dunno what happened gently caress do not google image inspector gadget blight rhino fucked around with this message at 08:26 on Dec 18, 2021 |
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:Is this also where the "Would you still love me if I was a worm?" Stuff comes from? im already a worm, mistress! a worthless worm who deserves to be punished!! that's the only "love worm" stuff i know about.
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Doc Hawkins posted:im already a worm, mistress! a worthless worm who deserves to be punished!! worm love music
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Foo Diddley posted:lmao grandpa rules Kids pirate and watch whatever they want, everything old is new again.
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Hughlander posted:AITA for going to a lodge for Christmas when my Dad's kids can't? Comment: quote:SeiouslyAlwaysYTA
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# ? Dec 18, 2021 08:31 |
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AITA for telling my fiancé if I see her friend again I’m calling the cops.quote:Me (29M) and Erica (27F) dated for 2 years and have been engaged the last 4 months. After we got engaged Erica moved into my house. I still pay the mortgage while she pays for utilities, Groceries and household items. After we get married the plan is to put her on the house so she gets equity as well. Her friend Leah (27F) and her have been best friend since high school. I don’t particularly like Leah but have also been cordial as I know she’s gonna be in my life. My issue is Leah thinks of my home as hers. Couple examples… quote:Edit: Update. I want to thank you all for the kind words and comments. I knew after reading the comments that it was time to come to a resolution. I decided to drive home from work and talk with Erica. When I showed up Leah’s car was parked in the drive. I went inside and they were watching tv. I told Leah immediately to get out, she tried to argue but I told her if she didn’t then I’m calling the police. Erica tried to get pissy that I kicked her friend out but I said I’m done talking about Leah because at this point nothing is changing with that relationship. Sat Erica down and showed her this post. 20 minutes of reading later I asked her what she thought, she said “those people don’t understand our relationship or Leah”. I knew then that it was over. I asked her to hold out her hand and I took the ring off. She begged saying she is sorry and she’ll cut Leah off etc. I told her I can’t even trust her with the garage code, how am I supposed to trust her as my wife. She’s locked herself in our room now. I’m in the kitchen packing up her things. I called her dad/mom telling them about what has happened and they were furious. Leah is apparently banned from their house and has been since HS. I didn’t know this but her parents said it’s been like this since Hs. They are coming this weekend to get Erica and the stuff. I couldn’t be any happier than I am right now. A huge weight feels lifted off my shoulders. I felt like if I never made this post I wouldn’t have ever seen how messed up my life had become. Sincerely thank you everyone. Can’t wait to take my clubs out and play a round now that I have more free time. Really excited to see what single life brings and can’t thank you all enough again.
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for telling my fiancé if I see her friend again I’m calling the cops. quote:Leah kept telling us that her boyfriend needed them for a work thing
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for telling my fiancé if I see her friend again I’m calling the cops. quote:She said she can’t do this because Leah doesn’t like her apartment and Leah’s BF is always there which makes Erica uncomfortable. quote:Leah is apparently banned from their house and has been since HS. nice at least Leah is only ruining one life and not using her manipulation skills to start a cult or something
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# ? Dec 18, 2021 12:38 |
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:Is this also where the "Would you still love me if I was a worm?" Stuff comes from? I would love you more if you were a worm.
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Uncle Enzo posted:No. I wouldn't love you if you were a worm. You turn into a worm and I'm outta here.
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Hughlander posted:AITA for going to a lodge for Christmas when my Dad's kids can't?
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Hughlander posted:AITA for going to a lodge for Christmas when my Dad's kids can't? A little mean to the kids but he probably didn’t know they were listening. I guess it’s the price you pay for being a legend.
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:A little mean to the kids but he probably didn’t know they were listening. I guess it’s the price you pay for being a legend. It also seems to not be the first time they've tried to shove 3 drat kids onto people who have 0 connection to them or their entire family. Be mean if you have to, but you have to shut moochers like this down hard or you'll never be free of them.
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ShootaBoy posted:It also seems to not be the first time they've tried to shove 3 drat kids onto people who have 0 connection to them or their entire family. Be mean if you have to, but you have to shut moochers like this down hard or you'll never be free of them. It’s less than 0 connection, it’s like a negative connection. The balls on that father are almost admirable.
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# ? Dec 18, 2021 14:39 |
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Yeah the balls on dad asking a complete stranger to take their kids for the holidays with no notice. I didn’t even think about that part. And then to throw a tantrum by refusing to drive your kid to the airport lol.
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AITA for not having ranch dressing to offer my family at dinner? I had 3 other kinds of dressing.quote:Last weekend we had me, my husband, his sister, brother and their kids, my two brothers, his mom, etc etc so a bunch of random family, over for dinner. We don’t do traditional Thanksgiving for various reasons, so this was kind of in place of that. And that SIL’s name? Eric Andre.
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# ? Dec 18, 2021 14:50 |
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Invisible Clergy posted:In addition to what's been offered, you know in anime where the woman who is an adult will do like a "cute" voice and sound whiny like a baby and say "tan" for "chan" to her boyfriend? Or like in western media where an adult woman will do the betty boop voice and pronounce Rs as Ws to sound like a little girl? It's that poo poo. My experience with anime is watching like two episodes of dragon ball z in 2005
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AITA for ruining my GFs sisters birthday party.quote:Me (29M) and Tori (28F) have been together for 2 years and have lived together the last year. When we met we both worked full time. Tori encouraged me to go back to school to get my MBA because in my field it’s a big thing to have it. Due to this she is the majority bread winner. I work part time coaching/bartending in order to chip in financially, and do most of the housework. She pays the rent while I pay for school and whatever is left over I give to her. We are perfectly happy with this temporary arrangement but her family isn’t. Her sister Madison (31F) especially hates it and constantly makes rude comments while I’m in ear shot. Saying her sister can do better and I’m a free loader. Tori defends me every time and says it’s her choice to invest in us and it’s temporary. Calling her ugly is a bit too much. That said, stones, nukes.
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# ? Dec 18, 2021 14:51 |
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Pondex posted:She wants to come and place the last bauble on the tree, but even then she will probably break it. got to respect the burn game tho
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# ? Dec 18, 2021 14:59 |
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You've asked for my opinion and here it is...you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for ruining my GFs sisters birthday party. Normally I'd agree, but ugly also fits her personality to a T so why not go for it
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teen witch posted:AITA for not having ranch dressing to offer my family at dinner? I had 3 other kinds of dressing. An important part of cooking is being able to adapt to the people you're feeding. So in this case, next time OP should serve them a heaping plate of "get the gently caress out of my house."
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teen witch posted:AITA for not having ranch dressing to offer my family at dinner? I had 3 other kinds of dressing. quote:little fanny wiped I know in some countries bum bags are called fanny packs, but in my neck of the Aussie woods, fanny is the other side.... this just always cracks me up.
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Evil Willow posted:I know in some countries bum bags are called fanny packs, but in my neck of the Aussie woods, fanny is the other side.... this just always cracks me up. I learned the word from Britcoms before ever hearing it in person, so it's a struggle for me too.
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Beachcomber posted:My friend, you haven't lived unless you've had grade C, let alone D. just lol if you don't put sawdust on your pancakes
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AITA for snitching on my stepdad to his ex wife which basically ruined Christmas for him and my momquote:Ok guys I’ve not got time to check my grammar because I’m using an old phone with 26% battery due to fact my own phone got taken away as punishment I am guessing the slur was dwarf? AITA for going after my child's school? quote:This is my throwaway account and right now I'm not thinking straight due to how my daughter was crying. English isn't my first language so I used google translate so I'm sorry that grammar is messed up. gently caress that sub and gently caress the principal. Google says the flower is a daisy. Some years ago I wore a pentacle necklace my friend gave me, about quarter sized with a cheap blue stone. Most people thought it was a starfish. But I remember going to a grocery store, getting some food before work, and the cashier asking me about it. This was a local grocery and the cashiers all had been there for 10 plus years, but this lady was new, and me being a dumb college kid, I told her it was a star for protection. I didn't want to get into some religious argument at 4am. The lady snapped that she knew what it was, and I was being stupid, because it was NOT a star for protection, she knew what it really was, and it was demonic. At this point I should have probably called her on it, or asked for the manager, but I just paid for my poo poo and left. Wasn't worth the time. Still I doubt anyone with a loving crucifix necklace would be as chill about someone insulting them. Cowslips Warren fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Dec 18, 2021 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for snitching on my stepdad to his ex wife which basically ruined Christmas for him and my mom quote:(m slur) I'm going with midget
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Love the stories where someone undermines their parent/step-parent's cruelty and lies with honesty and gets severely punished for it It's nice
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thotsky posted:just lol if you don't put sawdust on your pancakes You put it in the batter, to stretch the flour out. #starvinglumberjacks
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