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I still crack up from one post that was basically like: I fight the bad guys I web them up I throw them from the roof I watch them fall I’m Spider-Man
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Captain Magic posted:I still crack up from one post that was basically like:  *
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i actually just did a fight to see how many guys I could yeet off the roof of the highrise we were on i got up to 13 but it would have been 15 if i didn't web two of them to beams by accident hitting someone with an impact web and watching them blow 20 feet backwards before plummeting and getting the "enemy down" sound affect three seconds later is hilarious bye miss laura
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drat it I just criticized Vince for having the sense of human of a mean-spirited 12 year old. But here I am laughing my rear end off at this. Also it's fine: the webbing is super thick and soft. They're fine. Probably. Man I don't know I'm not a Spider-Man. Another favorite was when you stick them to the wall of the top floor of a highrise. "The police will get them down" First off: "Hell No". Second: "Even if we wanted to, how?" ChrisBTY fucked around with this message at 06:33 on Dec 19, 2021 |
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ChrisBTY posted:drat it I just criticized Vince for having the sense of human of a mean-spirited 12 year old. But here I am laughing my rear end off at this. Also it's canon that Spidey's webs only last an hour before they dissolve. So if those bad guys who are webbed to a skyscraper don't get brought in before 60 minutes, they're plummeting to their deaths.
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Watching Black Widow. Man this movie is real crap.
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When I was very small, I saw bits and pieces of horror movies like you would do, and one of them was Child’s Play. I was terrified of Chucky and became convinced he would be hiding in my bathroom cabinets the day I didn’t look for him. We had a little laundry cabinet with a chute that I was especially sure he would be in. To this day, as a grown rear end adult with my own (well, mostly the bank’s) house, I still look around when I go to piss in the middle of the night. This is a “Chuck Check.” Am I just completely idiosyncratically anxious or do you guys have your own Chuck Check variations?
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Captain Magic posted:When I was very small, I saw bits and pieces of horror movies like you would do, and one of them was Child’s Play. I was terrified of Chucky and became convinced he would be hiding in my bathroom cabinets the day I didn’t look for him. We had a little laundry cabinet with a chute that I was especially sure he would be in. When I’m going to the bathroom at night sometimes I have a little burst of speed in case there’s a ghoulie after me
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Captain Magic posted:When I was very small, I saw bits and pieces of horror movies like you would do, and one of them was Child’s Play. I was terrified of Chucky and became convinced he would be hiding in my bathroom cabinets the day I didn’t look for him. We had a little laundry cabinet with a chute that I was especially sure he would be in. one time when I was a kid there was a scorpion in the boot I was putting on. I got stung on my big toe and it swelled up huge and I got spooked cause my dickhead father told me it might go gangrene. ever since then I shake out shoes before I put them on. I haven't lived in the same ecosystem as scorpions for like 15 years now lol
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Captain Magic posted:Watching Black Widow. I watched it with a big group of people of all ages and every one of them hated it.
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Captain Magic posted:When I was very small, I saw bits and pieces of horror movies like you would do, and one of them was Child’s Play. I was terrified of Chucky and became convinced he would be hiding in my bathroom cabinets the day I didn’t look for him. We had a little laundry cabinet with a chute that I was especially sure he would be in. When I was a kid I happened to walk through the living room when someone was watching Full Metal Jacket, right at the Private Pile shoots himself scene. Was the coolest thing I'd ever seen and was mad my mum wouldn't let me watch the rest of it so I just kept making up reasons to go through the living room to the kitchen. Scene at the end with the sniper was a mite uncomfortable
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Captain Magic posted:Am I just completely idiosyncratically anxious or do you guys have your own Chuck Check variations? I'm sure if I still lived in a place with a stairwell with an open section beneath the steps that I would still bound up them several steps at a time just to make sure the horror monster surely lurking in the dark beneath them wouldn't be able to grab my foot and haul me under 
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Quantum of Phallus posted:I watched it with a big group of people of all ages and every one of them hated it. I've been thinking about it for a while and it's probably the worst Marvel movie. The intro is great and then the ridiculous action and goofy creative decisions totally betray the cool tone that opening scene set, making the whole movie feel awkward and stilted. Natasha needed something like a Bourne movie.
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Black Widow left a bit of a bad taste in my mouth but Shang Chi made up for it, I thought that was a lot of fun. But yes it should have been a cool spy movie.
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El Generico posted:I've been thinking about it for a while and it's probably the worst Marvel movie. It’s really bad. Stinks of contractual obligation.
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To quote my wife - "that wasn't Natasha." To quote me - - "that wasn't Taskmaster. Or Red Guardian." To quote both of us - "that wasn't fun." Shang-Chi and No Way Home were both fun. Black Widow wasn't.
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When I was a kid I had one of those risen bed frames with drawers underneath so there was a little cavity under my bed and if you put your hand between the wall you could feel the gap. I was convinced that just out of reach was like the Crypt Keeper and now no arm or leg can ever be off the confines of a bed. I also used to run upstairs to turn on the stairs light, run back downstairs to turn off the downstairs light and then run back upstairs just so no monsters would get me for walking up the stairs in the dark.
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Eternals was really bleh for me too, and Kirby space stuff is my favorite. Even with all the talent (Dylan Tichenor edited it!) it just felt so bland and empty.
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Listening to a metal mix on spotify and laughed out loud when St Anger popped up. God that snare is loving awful. "It sounds natural to my ear!" lol gently caress off Lars no it didnt.
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It's so fuckin' bad
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Thank you all for sharing your Chuck Checks. Pretty cool that I am not alone in the world of fear.
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Critical posted:Listening to a metal mix on spotify and laughed out loud when St Anger popped up. God that snare is loving awful. 
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Jesus haploid christ why is it looking at me
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Critical posted:Jesus haploid christ why is it looking at me It knows what you’ve done
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What did I ever do to you to be cursed with this?
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Shard posted:What did I ever do to you to be cursed with this? you said cash had a bad haircut. suffer. 
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:you said cash had a bad haircut. suffer. His hair is as lovely as that toilet bowl
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I am very excited for Robert Eggers' The Northman.
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neoaxd posted:I am very excited for Robert Eggers' The Northman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMSdFM12hOw I'm looking forward to see how weird this movie gets after The VVitch and The Lighthouse.
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I love Miami but my weak midwestern flesh does not. I look like Round 3 Mark Coleman rn
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Critical posted:Listening to a metal mix on spotify and laughed out loud when St Anger popped up. God that snare is loving awful. St Anger is bad but in an interesting way. Anytime I listen to it I spend the whole time wondering "why did they do this?", knowing I will never get the answer. Where as the Metallica albums released after it are just boring as hell. What I'm saying is St Anger is art
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fran tic tic tic tic tic tock
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MY LIFESTYLE DETERMINES MY DEATHSTYLE
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