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I'm not going to link it because it is hilariously NSFW but Karryn's Prison has this absolutely bewildering screenshot of what I assume is its skill tree?
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It's been tough, but thanks to counseling I've become more open-minded towards orgasms
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Dec 19, 2021 06:25
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Would think the blowjob skill would have unlocked sooner.
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Dec 19, 2021 06:28
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Day 16: Getting Used to Taste of Cum Day 17: Sucking Dick is True Calling  edit: oh my god quote:Karryn’s Prison ISN’T an eroge for the impatient or anyone who wants to come in for a quick fap in two minutes and get off and get out. . . This is not a eroge where you can download a ‘full save’ for this game and expect to instantly access all sex scenes, or make Karryn have sex with the first guy she meets minutes into starting the game even though she’s a complete virgin with a Slut Level of 1. There’s nothing wrong with needing something easily accessible for a quick fap in a hot minute, there are many eroges in the market including our very own selection for that, but Karryn’s Prison’s aim isn’t that. *extremely mean girls voice* "Wow, have you seen the new girl, Karryn? TOTAL virgin. Slut Level 1, for sure." John Lee fucked around with this message at 09:29 on Dec 19, 2021 |
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Dec 19, 2021 09:27
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im 'smooch greeting'
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Dec 19, 2021 09:30
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It says something about my brain and how long I've been on the internet, that the thing that really gets me the most is trying to parse if Homeless Camp Friend is a friend who lives in a homeless camp, or a campy friend who is homeless.
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Dec 19, 2021 14:39
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Butt Desire would be a pretty okay username
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Dec 19, 2021 15:18
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Terrible Awful Games: Sucking Dick is True Calling
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Dec 19, 2021 21:01
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 ('Shooting Fish')   Anyways, I just wanted to let everyone know that fishing is now the winner for the fastest leap from innocuous keyword to hardcore sex game 
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Dec 20, 2021 03:40
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Terrible Inscrutable Gibberish: Your aunt will bring your eagle to unlock it!
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Dec 20, 2021 03:55
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Have your grandma bring the car around. Your aunt will bring your eagle to unlock it!
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Dec 20, 2021 04:25
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That reminds me a lot of Asian gambling games.
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Dec 20, 2021 04:37
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ImpAtom posted:I'm not going to link it because it is hilariously NSFW but Karryn's Prison has this absolutely bewildering screenshot of what I assume is its skill tree? Fort Ganon, previously known as Camp Ganondorf.
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Dec 20, 2021 22:42
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mods pls rename me “complete virgin with a Slut Level of 1” tyia
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Dec 21, 2021 01:28
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Finally a non sex based terrible game - Queue Simulator! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1780880/Queue_Simulator/ quote:Do you enjoy queues waiting to play you favorite best MMORPG game ever? We too!
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Dec 21, 2021 02:33
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sounds good honestly
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Dec 21, 2021 08:03
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AngryRobotsInc posted:It says something about my brain and how long I've been on the internet, that the thing that really gets me the most is trying to parse if Homeless Camp Friend is a friend who lives in a homeless camp, or a campy friend who is homeless. It took me a moment, but from context it is clearly "you have been the 'friend' to an entire camp of homeless people." 
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Dec 21, 2021 11:30
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Zil posted:Finally a non sex based terrible game - Queue Simulator! Someone is a bit salty about Endwalker.
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Dec 21, 2021 11:37
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 RESIST THE DIGITAL SPIRITS OF THE NFT
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Good advice, that.
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ImpAtom posted:Someone is a bit salty about Endwalker. They just want to share the queue experience with those who cannot create accounts.
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this loving piece of poo poo showed up on the front page of my steam sale page recommendations even though i told steam to stop loving showing me hentai poo poo  https://store.steampowered.com/app/1619750/Karryns_Prison/ the NWS tags aren't just to be dramatic, its literal hentai porn in all of the screenshots. merry loving christmas to you too, steam t  e: and i suppose I should have scrolled up the page to find out it was already posted here anyway oh well HiroProtagonist fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Dec 25, 2021 |
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Dec 25, 2021 18:18
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The platform genre is getting a little stale, we need new concepts and new mechanics. *monkey paw curls* 
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I was exploring steam queues for the first time so it was showing me a bunch of poo poo to see what stuck. one game presented with a screenshot of an anime woman with something embedded in what was clearly her vagina. Steam told me it was showing me the woman because I had agreed to see “adult games”. I probably did check that box at one time, but I didn’t think that … that would be the result
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:I was exploring steam queues for the first time so it was showing me a bunch of poo poo to see what stuck. one game presented with a screenshot of an anime woman with something embedded in what was clearly her vagina. Steam told me it was showing me the woman because I had agreed to see “adult games”. I probably did check that box at one time, but I didn’t think that … that would be the result I have Crusader Kings 2 and 3 and Steam seems to think that this means I want a lot of porn games that I then immediately turn around and mash Not Interested on. You'd think the algorithm would figure it out eventually.
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Dec 28, 2021 02:46
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I question the "algorithm" when I've seen ample evidence that different people often have the exact same games in their queues some days. Oh and all the "just to see if you'll like it" and "because it's popular" ones. But yeah you have to block adult games if you don't want screenshots of literal hardcore loving with no warning. Rotten Red Rod fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Dec 28, 2021 |
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Dec 28, 2021 03:18
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I gave up on the algorithm ages ago, I basically just buy games based on recommendations from elsewhere. Especially after finding this thread, it's just like strap in, we're going to anime hellworld 
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Dec 28, 2021 03:21
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Captain Hygiene posted:I gave up on the algorithm ages ago, I basically just buy games based on recommendations from elsewhere. Especially after finding this thread, it's just like strap in, we're going to anime hellworld Even before this thread, I found that after buying and playing Nier: Automata, it assumed I wanted to see boatloads of anime and furry fuckin' every chance it could show them to me.
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Dec 28, 2021 03:23
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Prism posted:I have Crusader Kings 2 and 3 and Steam seems to think that this means I want a lot of porn games that I then immediately turn around and mash Not Interested on. Paradox games are for deviants, it checks out
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Dec 28, 2021 03:45
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I'm willing to try games that look interesting, so I still rely pretty heavily on the algorithm. But I definitely have adult content turned off, and I still have to filter through a lot of crap.
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 Oh golly, it's a goofy piss take on BF2042, in the vein of Goat Simulator and Totally Accurate Battlegrounds! I'm sure this will be janky but silly fun, right? Nope. It's just a basic bare bones asset flip with nothing actually funny in the game itself, despite the description that tries to play it up as goofy. So WHY THE gently caress IS THIS GARBAGE IN MY DISCOVERY QUEUE
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Rotten Red Rod posted:
 It could be the greatest game, or the worst game. Who could presume to judge
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Dec 28, 2021 06:33
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Has anyone tried Machine Ruin Self-Destruction Masturbation Life of the Sky Temple? I'm interested but a little worried that the Steam version only has 101 attachments for the gently caress machine instead of 134
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Dec 29, 2021 17:44
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Don't come in, ma, I'm saving the ruined world's destiny!!
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Is it weird that the thing that immediately annoyed me more than the goofy sex game was the anime heterochromia
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Has anyone tried Machine Ruin Self-Destruction Masturbation Life of the Sky Temple? the mythical Anime Sex Game with only consensual content.... you've finally found it....
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A horrible, horrible game posted:In a ruined world remains only the Devil's Castle and an elf witch Nagi. All that "orgone cloud busting" is something that the tinfoil-hat crowd believes is real. Half expecting this game to devolve into "Vaccine = microchip!!!" bullshit after your 8th orgasm.
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:the mythical Anime Sex Game with only consensual content.... you've finally found it.... Compared to some of the stuff out there, it is oddly refreshing to see a game that's just about a witch building sex robots.
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That sounds actually wholesome.
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Gynovore posted:All that "orgone cloud busting" is something that the tinfoil-hat crowd believes is real. Half expecting this game to devolve into "Vaccine = microchip!!!" bullshit after your 8th orgasm. Yeah, but orgone is energy that comes from orgasms, so at least it's in-context.
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