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My partner just told me Piers Corbyn has been arrested but I thought she said Piers Morgan so I'm actually a bit disappointed.
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Piers Corbyn does imply the existence of Jeremy Morgan.
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Dec 19, 2021 11:32
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Guavanaut posted:Piers Corbyn does imply the existence of Jeremy Morgan. Jeremy Morgan is actually Tracy Jordan's wario
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Dec 19, 2021 11:45
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Peter Hitchens is on particularly unhinged festive form today and the only real conclusion I can take from this article is that he clearly has dark sexual fantasies about Tony Blair https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-10324663/PETER-HITCHENS-return-Tony-Blair-really-nightmare-Christmas.html 
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Dec 19, 2021 11:49
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My Beautiful Dark Tonty Fantasy
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Dec 19, 2021 11:55
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Eurocommunist populist strongman Tony Blair. I like "Probably the least Blairite premier since Blair retired in 2007 was Gordon Brown." because (unlike Peter Hitchens) I can definitely remember that much of the criticism of Brown was along the lines of "Blair's legislative diarrhea of a new offence every week has been exceeded only by his successor, Gordon Brown" from certain quarters (like Peter Hitchens). Also "a multicultural, Green, post-Christian, sexually liberated and egalitarian state in which only one opinion is, in reality, allowed" 
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Dec 19, 2021 12:04
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 That opinion: fascism bad
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Dec 19, 2021 12:05
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Because the way it is being reported suggests that Germany or Big Nasty EU is picking on Plucky Britane Are Boyz Poppeez, I looked up which countries Germany have introduced travel restrictions on:quote:Germany Adds France, Denmark, Norway, Lebanon, & Andorra to High-Risk List, Removes 6 Others https://www.schengenvisainfo.com/news/tag/germany-travel-restrictions/ I did look up the France one too but it is more rambling.
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Dec 19, 2021 12:25
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Beefeater1980 posted:It’s the story of 36 celestial stars and 72 earth stars, or as my professor called it “the story of 107 men and one woman.” Is your professor JK Rowling. It's been a while since I read it but I'm sure there's more than just two sword lady in it. To be fair though most of the rest exist to get fridged in the background.
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Dec 19, 2021 12:44
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Z the IVth posted:Is your professor JK Rowling. It's been a while since I read it but I'm sure there's more than just two sword lady in it. To be fair though most of the rest exist to get fridged in the background. https://min.news/en/culture/3799e6b7782ef22108fd0c2cb993b867.html (This article is obviously by someone whose first language is not English.) quote:
I always through Lin Chung's wife was a bit of a drip though.
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Dec 19, 2021 12:50
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smellmycheese posted:Peter Hitchens is on particularly unhinged festive form today and the only real conclusion I can take from this article is that he clearly has dark sexual fantasies about Tony Blair 
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Dec 19, 2021 13:24
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LOL at Piers Corbyn's arrest. Also LOL at this tweet https://twitter.com/SuperMickyChow/status/1472506204157091841
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Dec 19, 2021 13:41
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US news, but in these sad times it's nice to see some people getting a timely reminder of what "unskilled labour" actually means: https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1472257371510652930?t=cp_7PzRejm3tk4L_Z7ds5A&s=19
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Dec 19, 2021 13:52
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fuctifino posted:LOL at Piers Corbyn's arrest. Extremely loving true
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Dec 19, 2021 14:01
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You either die a Jeremy or you live long enough to see yourself become a Piers.
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Z the IVth posted:Is your professor JK Rowling. It's been a while since I read it but I'm sure there's more than just two sword lady in it. To be fair though most of the rest exist to get fridged in the background. IIRC he was quoting a Taiwanese literary critic from the…60s? 70s? I am probably misremembering the numbers though.
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Dec 19, 2021 14:07
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keep punching joe posted:You either die a Jeremy or you live long enough to see yourself become a Piers. Lmao
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Dec 19, 2021 14:09
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Jel Shaker posted:what a freaky violin ironically due to tory austerity she could only get that much of one 
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Dec 19, 2021 14:10
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Darth Walrus posted:Reusable crucifixion nails aren't really a thing. They... uhh... get kind of rusty after a few days. I think the suggestion is more that the Roman state would buy in bulk. I mean, Jesus was part of a batch of three people, even.
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Dec 19, 2021 14:13
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:US news, but in these sad times it's nice to see some people getting a timely reminder of what "unskilled labour" actually means: Our data show that consumers routinely don't want to buy things associated with our lovely brand any more so we hope they don't notice.
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Dec 19, 2021 14:34
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Normally when a company does something terrible they just rebrand. This is more of a debrand
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Dec 19, 2021 14:40
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Its like Ubisoft and Kelloggs looked at MyPillow and thought “get me a guy who thinks like that!”
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Dec 19, 2021 14:46
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Truck Drivers are refusing to enter Colorado after a driver was jailed for like 90 years due to causing an accident after his trucks brakes failed and his company aren't facing a single charge. They're literally all backed up on the highway. Collective action is happening more and more in the states. I think they might get a general strike in the near future. https://twitter.com/caliborn858/status/1471688711590998018 serious gaylord fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Dec 19, 2021 |
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Dec 19, 2021 15:08
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Convex posted:Its like Ubisoft and Kelloggs looked at MyPillow and thought “get me a guy who thinks like that!” Pretty sure most high executives look at Mike Pillow and go "pft, Amateur" about his coke usage.
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Dec 19, 2021 15:12
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:US news, but in these sad times it's nice to see some people getting a timely reminder of what "unskilled labour" actually means: Reminds me of the Firestone/Bridgestone tyre failures. Turns out that persuading rubber to stay together for millions of stress cycles in a chemically aggressive, abrasive environment with drastic temperature fluctuations is skilled work. Who'd've thunk it?
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Dec 19, 2021 15:31
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Endjinneer posted:Reminds me of the Firestone/Bridgestone tyre failures. drat you're telling me all these people we called dumb slackjaws and paid a pittance are actually human beings with specific skillsets?
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Dec 19, 2021 15:43
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:US news, but in these sad times it's nice to see some people getting a timely reminder of what "unskilled labour" actually means: But that is absurd satisfaction?
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Dec 19, 2021 15:51
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Tesseraction posted:drat you're telling me all these people we called dumb slackjaws and paid a pittance are actually human beings with specific skillsets? How can they be smart if they are not a C-level and/or techlord 
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Dec 19, 2021 15:52
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sinky posted:How can they be smart if they are not a C-level and/or techlord What's that? You don't have £100k in savings? P. low IQ of you buddy
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Dec 19, 2021 15:54
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Got my borcester shot yesterday at a walk in. No queue and took 5 minutes, felt pretty great.
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Dec 19, 2021 15:55
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:US news, but in these sad times it's nice to see some people getting a timely reminder of what "unskilled labour" actually means:  Or if you prefer:  
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Dec 19, 2021 16:04
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Dear Boris, I have been a good boy this year. So what I want for Christmas is Jacob Rees Mogg as new Brexit Minister. And a Transformer. Not Bumble Bee though. Thanks, happyhippy
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Dec 19, 2021 16:13
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Dear Boris, I have been a poo poo boy this year. I have ignored all the lockdown rules and done at least five adulteries. Please give me twenty billion and make me ambassador to somewhere hot.
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Dec 19, 2021 16:27
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https://twitter.com/alisonnonum/status/1472556944909033472 e: A reminder: https://twitter.com/Iancoll94354676/status/1472508550803075078
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Dec 19, 2021 16:28
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Aphex- posted:borcester shot lmao
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Dec 19, 2021 16:37
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Is driving whilst unfit what they just always call drunk driving or does it mean hes been a (n even more) naughty boy?
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Dec 19, 2021 16:52
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Is driving whilst unfit what they just always call drunk driving or does it mean hes been a (n even more) naughty boy? https://www.drinkdriving.org/drink_driving_laws.php Seems to be 'an even more naughty boy'. Can't prove he was speeding, so those laws don't count. And the lesser charge is 'be in charge while drunk/drugs' which is just a fine and 10 points max. This charge gives him upto a year in jail. But he's Tory, so gently caress all apart from a warning.
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Dec 19, 2021 17:01
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Oh, it's that sleezy gobshite, he couldn't even remove himself from the living when he crashed.  Dear Santa, it's been several decades since we last talked... but if you could see too it that Lord Frost is deposited in a freezer for the remainder of his life on the 25th it would make me soo happy (a little bit of anger can go a long way). 
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The other particularly memorable female Star in the Water Margin is Gu the Tigress, who runs the bandits' recruitment agency - an inn bordering the marsh where capable warriors who stay as guests get kidnapped and forcibly recruited, while everyone else gets killed and ground down into dumpling meat. So, ancient Chinese Priti Patel, basically.
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serious gaylord posted:Truck Drivers are refusing to enter Colorado after a driver was jailed for like 90 years due to causing an accident after his trucks brakes failed and his company aren't facing a single charge. This makes me feel warm inside, thanks for posting it
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