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bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
Harry Kane is a dumb poo poo

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Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

He really is a dick head. City had better not still want him

McFlurry Fan #1
Dec 31, 2005

He can't kill me. I'm indestructible. Everybody knows that

He probably quite likes it at United and he is much more likely to get an obscene amount of money to do gently caress all from Juventus if he runs down his contract.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

TheRat posted:

Im sure lingard could get a decent contract at most mid table or lower clubs to be honest. He's a decent player with crazy work rate.

He's probably hoping his crazy workrate means Rangnick might want him in the team at some point, especially if other players get Covid, and anyway if that isn't enough then yeah big signing bonus for somebody else in the PL. Pretty good prospect tbh, though like anybody running down their contract he runs the risk of a bad injury meaning nobody wants to sign him after all, but I don't think most players factor that kind of thing into their medium-term decision-making.



this meanwhile is utter bullshit, basically saying that to get sent off for a legbreaker you have to actually break the other player's leg.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

vyelkin posted:

.

this meanwhile is utter bullshit, basically saying that to get sent off for a legbreaker you have to actually break the other player's leg.

Well otherwise it's not a leg breaking tackle, see?

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQQPNQ0PFSc

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!

Jose posted:

anytime you hear "he's not that kind of player" he absolutely is

The Ryan Shawcross Paradox, it was like commentators' Pavlovian response every time he tried to kill someone

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/JBurtTelegraph/status/1472941212680306690?s=20

Hope you're ready for some creative lineups then

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

three-a-side, on a loving boat

do it you cowards

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
If everyone is digging deep into the reserves this may work out well for Newcastle. A few wins in the trot and no need to spend money in January!

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

https://twitter.com/mikekeegan_dm/status/1472944128501690373?s=21

slowly turning a dial marked "loving clownshoes" while looking back to the audience for approval

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Lmao.

So as long as you have enough for a full team + 3 subs basically

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
Hell I've been part of Saturday/Sunday league sides that have turned out with less. Surely the pros can manage a bit of amateur hour.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Flayer posted:

. Surely the pros can manage a bit of amateur hour.

Looks at Newcastle...


Yes

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Bielsas strategy of putting together the best u23 side in the country is finally revealed. Truly thinking 7 moves ahead

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Are they going to be playing these games with with fans present? That’s crazier than making the kids play.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Unless the govt stops them (lol) then of course they will

£££

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Get in. Maybe Boxing Day won’t fully suck

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I like it that the Chief Medic can come audit you if you claim enough injuries that your match needs to be postponed

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
what team could put together the best 3 a side plus a keeper?

probably sterling/silva/dias/ederson? VVD/Salah/Mane/Allison would be close. Or maybe big Virg wouldn't adapt well to such close quarters.

i'd watch that in any case

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



3 a side no keepers let’s go

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Just start pulling fans out of the crowd bing bong so simple

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Dilly ding dilly dong you’re subbed on

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

FullLeatherJacket posted:

three-a-side, on a loving boat

do it you cowards

I assumed this was a reaction to the second best Nike advert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43ItX_bPR1o

but then realised it's 20 years old and felt even sadder and older than normal.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I assumed this was a reaction to the second best Nike advert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43ItX_bPR1o

but then realised it's 20 years old and felt even sadder and older than normal.

2nd best.....

Mods?

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Brazil airport come on

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

greazeball posted:

Brazil airport come on

:hmmyes:

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Brazil airport is good but nothing tops the cage.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Cantona's cage was definitely the best, airport comes in third for me behind the one that brought us "England In Roo-ins"

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Brazil Portugal is better than Brazil Airport too

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/sistoney67/status/1473005787945607172

this is fine

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I assumed this was a reaction to the second best Nike advert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43ItX_bPR1o

but then realised it's 20 years old and felt even sadder and older than normal.

if you haven't twigged that all of my references are 20+ years old by now, I'm not sure you will, because it's definitely the cantonboat

feels like Pogba would finally have enough space to be good, so maybe Pogba/Fernandes/Ronaldo doing powerful stepovers and then getting beat by Scholes/Rooney/Berba playing at walking pace after a few cans

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

greazeball posted:

Brazil airport come on

:wrong:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gvTS_bZisQ

I realise this is the second Hackney Marshes reference I've made today and wonder if I should be getting that looked at.

(I can't find the longer version other than in resolution somehow even lower than this, but if anything it's even funnier that somehow Steve Stone gets into the cut down version. God, what a poo poo era for the England team that was, when the actual dictionary definition of "journeyman midfielder" was being hyped as the Next Big Thing and I swear to god if one of you mentions Declan Rice...)

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Spurs = Trailblazers. :love:

https://twitter.com/RichJolly/status/1472885228784041990

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism


do they get a trophy for that?

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



CyberPingu posted:

2nd best.....

Mods?

Well this is obviously the best


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwHPhDx2oGI

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2021/12/20/man-city-manager-pep-guardiola-warns-dropped-phil-foden-jack/

quote:

Jack Grealish and Phil Foden have been warned about their off-field behaviour by Pep Guardiola. Grealish and Foden are understood to have gone out together after the Leeds game on Tuesday night but City were unhappy with the condition in which they reported the next day for a recovery session.

lmao, the boys are back in action

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
big phil and brummie jack just straight up fearless of omicron, absolute english lions, cant wait for pep to find them both lying catatonic on the official yay toure training pitch

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

They also failed to win the super league

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AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker

ilmucche posted:

They also failed to win the super league

That's what cost Mourinho his job.

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