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Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


Wow! Nathen is very excited about those pig balls.

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

no no Nathan, we said lie low … LIE LOW

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Mimesweeper posted:

hes “young” and utterly brain poisoned by brands and money and hollywood and social media, an old forum about how much all of that sucks would never be on his radar

FTFY

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I had a dream last night where Nathen became the CEO of our company and laid a bunch of people off so he could attend a cartoon mascot conference, then paid people their last two weeks of salary with NFTs which he somehow made them pay for out of pocket.

I am concerned about my mental health.

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?
how entergaged did you feel upon waking

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Frank Frank posted:

I had a dream last night where Nathen became the CEO of our company and laid a bunch of people off so he could attend a cartoon mascot conference, then paid people their last two weeks of salary with NFTs which he somehow made them pay for out of pocket.

I am concerned about my mental health.

Wow more great business ideas from the world's youngest entrepreneur transitioning from thinking business to feeling business

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

wynott dunn posted:

how entergaged did you feel upon waking

I woke up very suddenly in a cold sweat.

(This also isn’t a shitpost, I actually had this dream)

Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Dec 21, 2021

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
doh-wee-oh-wee-on't

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

oh lord



#Staybrowsed

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
…farewell?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
He's not gonna Bud Dwyer himself is he :ohdear:

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


Seth Pecksniff posted:

He's not gonna Bud Dwyer himself is he :ohdear:

"Don't, don't, don't, this will hurt someone." seems darkly apt for the Garfsagnas, too

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Probably just farewell for the year. He's too narcissistic to go away.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Seth Pecksniff posted:

He's not gonna Bud Dwyer himself is he :ohdear:

This would be an unacceptable drag on my entertagement level

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Goodbye GARfieldEATS …

Hello HeathcliffFUCKS

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
having high hopes for the season finale

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Alternatively: he's gonna execute Garfield on camera and declare his love of Porky Pig, who is also celibate

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

That garfield suit causes a visceral reaction in me every time I see it

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
I guess someone from Nickelodeon or Viacom or whatever finally reviewed uh everything of concern about this license

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Have a Garfy orangy Christmas everyone!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
He's posting goodbye messages from fans on his IG with the same James Blunt "goodbye my lover" song on each story

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Seth Pecksniff posted:

He's posting goodbye messages from fans on his IG with the same James Blunt "goodbye my lover" song on each story

This really feels like it's building up to something catastrophic.

Pun intended.

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Yaldabaoth posted:

This really feels like it's building up to something catastrophic.

Pun intended.

It's going to be a stupid, overdramatic wet fart of nothing

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Powerful Katrinka posted:

It's going to be a stupid, overdramatic wet fart of nothing

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
garfield eats is probably bleeding money and/or jim davis is not pleased with his public mania

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
maybe his dad told him to knock it off and marry a nice girl

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
You can't just say Garfield is celibate. Where is that canon?

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020

Nothing on https://www.garfieldeats.com appears to be in stock, but maybe that's not a new thing. Also, the ingredients list for the flagship Big Cow Lasagna includes carrots, green olives, and capers.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
All the best lasagnas have…green olives and carrots.

vudan
Dec 11, 2010
Garf is hummusexual.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
My SO is making her annual Christmas lasagna and I’m stoked. It’s not orange though

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Frank Frank posted:

My SO is making her annual Christmas lasagna and I’m stoked. It’s not orange though

Disgusting for being a dirty sex haver and having a non orange lasagna. (Mneow!)

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
was trying to find the origin of mneow and found this great post

kntfkr posted:

if you leave mneow, you'll take away the biggest part of me

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Sherbert Hoover posted:

was trying to find the origin of mneow and found this great post

Nah, it was something Nathen was signing emails/social media posts with over a year ago. People have been riffing on it since then

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
Yeah I knew it was something like that, I just liked that post

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020

Frank Frank posted:

My SO is making her annual Christmas lasagna and I’m stoked. It’s not orange though

Do you know if they include capers in their recipe? If you don't already know, can you ask them on my behalf?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

mkvltra posted:

Do you know if they include capers in their recipe? If you don't already know, can you ask them on my behalf?

She looked at me like I was crazy and said “no, wtf why”. I explained that Nathen’s orange lasagna contains capers, green olives and carrots to which she replied “eww”. I continued that the lasagna is also orange somehow and she also said “eww”.

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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



vudan posted:

Garf is hummusexual.
It's the foundation for peace in the middle eats

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