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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
You do know that the inventor of hand washing was sent to a mad house, right?

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Karate Bastard posted:

You do know that the inventor of hand washing was sent to a mad house, right?

Semmelweis was a dumbass. He was just a dumbass in ways other than his contemporaries.

Tunicate posted:

Yeah, the 'Semmelweis the tormented genius' thing is basically a myth, in the same way that columbus discovering the earth was round is a myth - in both cases these are people who believed something that was obviously false, who in have been mythologized and assigned modern beliefs instead of the ones the actually held, then treated as matyrs.

For instance, people say he was talking about the disease being contagious, but Semmelweis' actual belief was specifically 'childbed fever is ONLY caused by pieces of corpses ('cadaverous particles') getting into women - so doctors who do dissections of cadavers spread it'. And he was pretty firm on the 'not contagious' thing, too.

semmelweis posted:

Childbed fever is not a contagious disease. A contagious disease is one that produces the contagion by which the disease is spread. This contagion brings about only the same disease in other individuals. . . .Smallpox causes only smallpox and no other disease. . . . Childbed fever is different”

To which the medical establishment sensibly responded 'so why do we also see this disease in hospitals that don't do dissections, then?' To which his response was 'uuuuuuuuuuuuh?' And then they said 'well, this disease is known to come in outbreaks where a bunch of people get it and then nobody gets it, so we really need a bigger sample to prove anything, can we have more data'?

In response, Semmelweis immediately and promptly... didn't publish any additional data for FOURTEEN YEARS. And during that time, there was another outbreak of childbed fever... in his handwashing ward.

Having had his 'no corpse hands = no fever' theory disproven, Semmelweis revised his theory from 'cadaverous particles' being 'pieces of corpses', to 'things that can be produced inside living people as well', and blamed a lady on the same floor who had uterine cancer (given his lack of tact, probably with some comment like 'your poison womb is making the ICU too drat crowded').

Note that he wasn't even the first person to publish a paper saying 'hey maybe bad stuff on people's hands causes childbed fever', James Young Simpson published that theory ten years earlier - but he didn't say 'oh and that bad stuff is all corpse pieces and is the only way you get it' - making Semmelweis both late and wrong.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Every time the topic of hand washing has come up, there have been goons saying you don't need to wash your hands after you piss "unless you piss on your hands." It's like clockwork.

"Wash my hands? I didn't poo poo on my hands!"

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Platystemon posted:

Semmelweis was a dumbass. He was just a dumbass in ways other than his contemporaries.

Reminded of Sir Isaac Newton iirc being a huge weirdo into alchemy and other occult stuff as well as making genuine scientific breakthroughs.

It took quite a while for science as we know it to really come together, and to actually get to have anything to do with medicine.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
Early science when it was still called natural philosophy was a wild time.

Like "vivisect a dog and hand-pump its lungs to see how long it can stay alive and scream" wild. :ohdear:

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Dareon posted:

Early science when it was still called natural philosophy was a wild time.

Like "vivisect a dog and hand-pump its lungs to see how long it can stay alive and scream" wild. :ohdear:

I was happily browsing a big book of two-or-three-page excerpts from various bits of renaissance literature, and then I came across a description of that experiment, and then I put the book away forever. Nope nopity nope nope

NihilCredo
Jun 6, 2011

iram omni possibili modo preme:
plus una illa te diffamabit, quam multæ virtutes commendabunt

Dareon posted:

Early science when it was still called natural philosophy was a wild time.

Like "vivisect a dog and hand-pump its lungs to see how long it can stay alive and scream" wild. :ohdear:

Even earlier, but my favourite was Frederick II wanting to figure out what was the true 'native' human language by taking a few newborns and having wet nurses feed them in utter silence and then leaving them completely alone until they started spontaneously babbling Chaldean or whatever.

Well, it turns out human infants just straight-up die if left without any interaction or stimuli at all. Whoops.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
The native human language is dying alone and unloved obviously.

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



We hardly need to go that far back to find experiments that may have provided valuable data, but where the data acquired may not have been worth the questionable ethics of the experiment - for that, one need look no further than the Stanford Prison Experiment.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

We hardly need to go that far back to find experiments that may have provided valuable data, but where the data acquired may not have been worth the questionable ethics of the experiment - for that, one need look no further than the Stanford Prison Experiment.

Or the Something Awful forums

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

I thought Stanford Prison Experiment was discredited because they let people choose to be guards and so forth.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
Yeah it had poo poo methodology across the board

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Biplane posted:

Or the Something Awful forums
:rubby:

Subjunctive posted:

I thought Stanford Prison Experiment was discredited because they let people choose to be guards and so forth.
Nobody said it was a good one.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Subjunctive posted:

I thought Stanford Prison Experiment was discredited because they let people choose to be guards and so forth.
I liked a few years ago when the dude who ran this, Phillip Zimbardo, published some "study" showing that modern men have been ruined by the deadly combination of Weed, Porn, and Video Games.

I mean, he happened to be right about me, but that was complete luck. Dude's a hack fraud.

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Psychology, in general, has been and is still in the middle of a huge replication crisis by which not just the current studies published often aren't replicated, but the same is true for basically every foundational study that gets used to build new studies upon.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Subjunctive posted:

I thought Stanford Prison Experiment was discredited because they let people choose to be guards and so forth.
Also they told at least some of the guards that it was an experiment on how being in horrible prison affected inmates and that they needed to abuse their power for the experiment to work. And then told them to abuse it harder because they were being too squeamish.

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Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Dareon posted:

Early science when it was still called natural philosophy was a wild time.

Like "vivisect a dog and hand-pump its lungs to see how long it can stay alive and scream" wild. :ohdear:

I learned that from a series of books.

A lot of the outlandish stuff in the Baroque Cycle isn't Neal Stephenson making poo poo up, it's Neal Stephenson showing off research. Which is :psyduck:

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

NihilCredo posted:

Even earlier, but my favourite was Frederick II wanting to figure out what was the true 'native' human language by taking a few newborns and having wet nurses feed them in utter silence and then leaving them completely alone until they started spontaneously babbling Chaldean or whatever.

Well, it turns out human infants just straight-up die if left without any interaction or stimuli at all. Whoops.

Herodotus tells the same story about the Egyptian pharaoh Psammetikos, but in his case he put the newborns in a sheep stable, and the baby's first word as "bekos", which meant "bread" in I think Phrygian, ergo Phrygian was the ur-language, though of course "bekos" could also be a reasonable imitation of a sheep bleating, so.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

Psychology, in general, has been and is still in the middle of a huge replication crisis by which not just the current studies published often aren't replicated, but the same is true for basically every foundational study that gets used to build new studies upon.

Stanford isn’t just a replication issue, it’s a pile of known-bad protocols stacked high.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

Reminded of Sir Isaac Newton iirc being a huge weirdo into alchemy and other occult stuff as well as making genuine scientific breakthroughs.

It took quite a while for science as we know it to really come together, and to actually get to have anything to do with medicine.

Newton was one of the greatest thinkers that ever lived but he was definitely a big weirdo, he was just a weirdo who was so used to being the smartest guy that had ever been in any room he ever entered and being able to invent new disciplines because he's like "I wonder how you could measure rates of change and at any given moment" or like "why does poo poo orbit" that when he was presented with something obviously bullshit and made up he figured he could brute force it and devoted decades of his life to trying to figure out some dumb bullshit.

Edison was the same way, he spent like a decade of his life trying to make a machine that would let him communicate with the dead because he was an egocentric jackass who didn't understand that sometimes things are actually impossible.

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

Psychology, in general, has been and is still in the middle of a huge replication crisis by which not just the current studies published often aren't replicated, but the same is true for basically every foundational study that gets used to build new studies upon.

This is true about basically all research across all fields. It's the push for 'publish or perish' and everyone wanting to be a rockstar who discovers something new.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Phil Zimbardo is a weirdo who thinks there's a way to quantify "evil" in such a way that it can be objectively studied

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Marconi believed that sound echoed forever. If only he had an instrument powerful enough, he could tune in and listen to the Sermon on the Mount.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
after inventing the polio vaccine, Salk did basically nothing else of scientific value. he dabbled in s bunch of weird and sometimes antiscience poo poo

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Platystemon posted:

Marconi believed that sound echoed forever. If only he had an instrument powerful enough, he could tune in and listen to the Sermon on the Mount.

Reminded this is a whole thing in Discworld, because it's a pretty wild idea

It's not so much being a brilliant crazy determined weirdo but being a brilliant crazy determined weirdo in such a setting that people will actually listen to what you have to say and read what you write down if you know how to write.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

venus de lmao posted:

Phil Zimbardo is a weirdo who thinks there's a way to quantify "evil" in such a way that it can be objectively studied
Haven't you heard of economics?

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Baron von Eevl posted:

This is true about basically all research across all fields. It's the push for 'publish or perish' and everyone wanting to be a rockstar who discovers something new.
That's not really true, and especially not to the degree that is found in psychology - and all of that doesn't even touch on p-hacking and everything else of that nature which is what you're mostly eluding to (if I understand the vague terms you're using).

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Platystemon posted:

Marconi believed that sound echoed forever. If only he had an instrument powerful enough, he could tune in and listen to the Sermon on the Mount.

what is electromagnetic radiation if not sound? this is how the aliens know about phil collins.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Just think of the moment repeated over and over again as alien civilizations on distant worlds first hear the drums kick in on In the Air Tonight.

Vitruvian Manic
Dec 5, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

Platystemon posted:

Marconi believed that sound echoed forever. If only he had an instrument powerful enough, he could tune in and listen to the Sermon on the Mount.

Devs was a good show.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Vitruvian Manic posted:

Devs was a good show.

It was and it wasn't

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

It was and it wasn't
I was fated to laugh at this joke, and yet I didn't

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Dareon posted:

Early science when it was still called natural philosophy was a wild time.

Like "vivisect a dog and hand-pump its lungs to see how long it can stay alive and scream" wild. :ohdear:

I remember reading about the first heart transplant surgeries in animals

The paper was basically

"We successfully transplanted a heart from a living mouse into another mouse under anaesthesia. The heart was successfully connected to the new circulatory system, and we could see a regular pulse from both hearts."

Then the next paper was about whether it was better to transplat the two hearts in series normally, or what would happen if you put the new heart in backwards

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
There was a soviet scientist who managed to transplant a dog's head onto another dog. The two-headed dogs would live for a few months! Sometimes the heads didn't get on though.

This wasn't some secret poo poo I found out about on some conspiracy board, there were press conferences. I'll try to find the details.

e: might be the wrong thread for this, nm

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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Tunicate posted:

I remember reading about the first heart transplant surgeries in animals

The paper was basically

"We successfully transplanted a heart from a living mouse into another mouse under anaesthesia. The heart was successfully connected to the new circulatory system, and we could see a regular pulse from both hearts."

Then the next paper was about whether it was better to transplat the two hearts in series normally, or what would happen if you put the new heart in backwards

How many hearts do you need to stuff into a rat before you're satisfied?

After removing outliers, we have determined the optimum number of hearts for a standard lab rat is 3, with a standard deviation of 10.

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Oct 15, 2012

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Subjunctive posted:

I thought Stanford Prison Experiment was discredited because they let people choose to be guards and so forth.

Yeah, funny how the scientists that that don't care about ethics and poo poo also tend not to care about proper methodology.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Outrail posted:

How many hearts do you need to stuff into a rat before you're satisfied?

After removing outliers, we have determined the optimum number of hearts for a standard lab rat is 3, with a standard deviation of 10.

How many buyers do you have on the other side of the border?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Outrail posted:

How many hearts do you need to stuff into a rat before you're satisfied?
It's always one more

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

How many buyers do you have on the other side of the border?

Splicer posted:

It's always one more

One less than too many.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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Dameius posted:

One less than too many.

unless...

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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Splicer posted:

It's always one more

As always, Miss Swann.

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