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(Thread IKs: Smugworth)
Do u eat eggs
gently caress off Derpies
What an eggcellent thread
Goku fusion dancing with an egg
CHICKEN CAME FIRST
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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you can't spell eggg without egg

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

the ineggible eggible egg

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
I decided to have my last instant ramen that I brought back with me from Japan before the pandemic for lunch. Tossed in a couple soft boiled eggs.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Derpies posted:

Eggg with an extra g

Is that how you get your hands on double-yolked eggs? I'll look out for them.

Making a chicken parmesan. The first step is breading and lightly frying your chicken. How to get the breading to stick? Egg. Here's a hint: let it rest on a wire rack first so the egg can dry a bit and really hold the breading on.

EGG.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Super Waffle posted:

I decided to have my last instant ramen that I brought back with me from Japan before the pandemic for lunch. Tossed in a couple soft boiled eggs.



Egg makes even sad meals happy meals :unsmith:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I am out of EGG :mad:

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

I am out of EGG :mad:

Noooooooooo egg :(

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


In a pinch, semen makes a reasonable approximation of scrambled egg when cooked

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I think I might try a savory oatmeal for breakfast tomorrow with some green onions, a scrambled egg and, maybe a sprinkle of cheese and hot sauce?

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Just had two egg

Umbreon
May 21, 2011
Made some soft boiled eggs for the first time because of this thread. They came out a little softer than I intended, but they were still pretty good

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Umbreon posted:

Made some soft boiled eggs for the first time because of this thread. They came out a little softer than I intended, but they were still pretty good

Consume egg

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
I tried to make cheese and onion pie tonight but I got too excited at the egg stage and made mostly-egg pie. A good turn of events.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Air fried home fries, bacon, sourdough toast, scrapple, and two perfectly cooked over easy egg

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Smugworth posted:

Air fried home fries, bacon, sourdough toast, scrapple, and two perfectly cooked over easy egg

Egg

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

Air fried home fries, bacon, sourdough toast, scrapple, and two perfectly cooked over easy egg

He may have unusual sexual perversions, however this man knows how to egg.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Bags Fly at Noon posted:

He may have unusual sexual perversions, however this man knows how to egg.

Milking is a medical procedure, this post is libel please edit it immediately or I'll be forced to report it to Genesplicer

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

my gf wants me to pick between chicks that produce blue eggs and those that produce green eggs

Ireallylikeeggs
Jul 29, 2003

Hell yeah

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
why are the white parts of that egg brown??

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Super Waffle posted:

why are the white parts of that egg brown??

Never seen a brown egg before?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
EGG

https://i.imgur.com/kD0Zq4X.gif

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Super Waffle posted:

why are the white parts of that egg brown??

this is what peak egg looks like

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



lol if you don't cook your egg on high in a smoking hot cast iron pan

https://i.imgur.com/nddDp3O.mp4

e: unmute for egg sounds

poverty goat fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Dec 21, 2021

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003



drat dog ate half my hard boiled egg off the counter today

I take it back, don't feed that dog the egg! !!

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

my gf wants me to pick between chicks that produce blue eggs and those that produce green eggs

Hold out for plaid.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
this is a classic porque no las dos situation

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

drat dog ate half my hard boiled egg off the counter today

I take it back, don't feed that dog the egg! !!

Maybe you should keep better eyes on your drat eggs!!!

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I'm hearing a lot about this "egg."

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
At the airport and they wanted three bucks for two hard boiled eggs, now that’s Eggstortion !

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Derpies posted:

At the airport and they wanted three bucks for two hard boiled eggs, now that’s Eggstortion !



are airport eggs like gas station sushi tho? seems sus


plus, egg farts on a plane? Man. i dunno. I know we got masks and stuff now

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

blight rhino posted:

are airport eggs like gas station sushi tho? seems sus


plus, egg farts on a plane? Man. i dunno. I know we got masks and stuff now

Yeah egg farts on the plane are bad.

That's why I, an intellectual, poo poo eggs upon takeoff, so they roll down the cabin to the other passengers who would also like to egg.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Derpies posted:

At the airport and they wanted three bucks for two hard boiled eggs, now that’s Eggstortion !

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Smugworth posted:

drat dog ate half my hard boiled egg off the counter today

I take it back, don't feed that dog the egg! !!

good!!!!!!!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Only broke the first two batches of hollandaise
Xmas dinner is egg

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Not no pics but I made shakshuka the other day and it owned.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

*big-time dubstep drop*

*Mariah Carey sings*

We got a bunch of eggs
Oh so many eggs
We're making lots of eggs
For youuuuuuuuuu

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

Only broke the first two batches of hollandaise
Xmas dinner is egg


That looks amazing but feed your goddamn dog they are so hungry

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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



merry christmas, egg


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