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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Powershift posted:



Mercedes EQS

Reminiscent of this thing, which had some good ideas but also played directly into some bad stereotypes.

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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Before I clicked the link I knew exactly what it was going to be. I get not wanting people to go under the hood loving around but making it sound like you will instantly die if you do has shades of anti right to repair propaganda about it.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


BigPaddy posted:

Before I clicked the link I knew exactly what it was going to be. I get not wanting people to go under the hood loving around but making it sound like you will instantly die if you do has shades of anti right to repair propaganda about it.

I just like that they tried to think of all the ways someone will hurt themselves. There are definitely going to be break through cases.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

erm... actually thieves should be summarily executed
does the first one seriously say "risk of accident due to driving with hood opened/unlocked"

like just how loving dumb do they think their customers are?

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Sagebrush posted:

does the first one seriously say "risk of accident due to driving with hood opened/unlocked"

like just how loving dumb do they think their customers are?

well they did buy a new Mercedes

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Powershift posted:



Mercedes EQS

No user serviceable parts inside.


Sagebrush posted:

does the first one seriously say "risk of accident due to driving with hood opened/unlocked"

like just how loving dumb do they think their customers are?

Have you met users?

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Sagebrush posted:

does the first one seriously say "risk of accident due to driving with hood opened/unlocked"

like just how loving dumb do they think their customers are?

Last month I picked up my wife's Renegade from the dealership after oil change and inspection. I was on the interstate, halfway home, when I something caught my eye and holy gently caress the right hood latch hadn't caught when they closed it. I was able to get off the road almost immediately and shut it, but it was one of those where it sure looked closed but could have been really, really bad.

opengl
Sep 16, 2010

Sagebrush posted:

does the first one seriously say "risk of accident due to driving with hood opened/unlocked"

like just how loving dumb do they think their customers are?

Oh sweet summer child

Final Blog Entry
Jun 23, 2006

"Love us with money or we'll hate you with hammers!"
When I was a kid my uncle ended up with a busted windshield and a hell of a scare after jumping my moms car and later driving off without his hood latched, so yeah people do dumb poo poo

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Sagebrush posted:

does the first one seriously say "risk of accident due to driving with hood opened/unlocked"

like just how loving dumb do they think their customers are?

opengl128 posted:

Oh sweet summer child

I am pretty careful with my car and I have popped my hood-- meant to go check something, got distracted, and then drove away. When I got home I noticed that the hood was ajar, but still latched (fortunately).

Humans are dumb, and a warning chime or something would be nice to have.



StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

Powershift posted:



Mercedes EQS

OK submit your high scores? I'm only one for five, burned myself on coolant.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I used to work at a GM dealer and I had a car out from the used car lot to run an errand for my boss or something.
It was a Grand Am, and it was RED!! And a TWO DOOR (= SPORTS CAR!!) and had a SUNROOF (also= SPORTS CAR).
As I had only finished highschool that June or something and it was now September or somewhere around there, it probably wasn't that weird or creepy for me to cruise past my old highschool, and see if some friends were still around. They weren't, and as I sped up to try and look like an idiot cool the fuckin hood flew open and slammed back in to the windshield. Smashing the poo poo out of it, loving the hood up and also I think denting the forward edge of the roof.

Well, I got out, slammed that poo poo back down and went back to work.
My boss was all like "what the poo poo"!?!?!? I told him I didn't know what happened, the hood latch must have hosed up or something.

I got made fun of for a while over that one.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Powershift posted:



Mercedes EQS

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



How do people change the washer fluid/ engine coolant at the very least?
I had to point those out as part of my driving test

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
The idea is that the bonnet is never raised apart from in the dealership

And then it get sold when it's ~5 years old, and it becomes Someone Else's Problem.

AirRaid
Dec 21, 2004

Nose Manual + Super Sonic Spin Attack

I’m the risk of injury from using the windshield wipers.

E: in the UK you can be ticketed for not having washer fluid (rare but the potential is there), are you supposed to go to a dealer every time you need that refilled?

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

AirRaid posted:

I’m the risk of injury from using the windshield wipers.

E: in the UK you can be ticketed for not having washer fluid (rare but the potential is there), are you supposed to go to a dealer every time you need that refilled?

The BMW i8 has a similar “do not open the hood”-policy, plus a “only open the hood with two persons” (because due to weight saving, it might crack in half if you open it alone). To refill the washer fluid, you just pop open a small plastic latch that sits right next to the wipers, outside of the hood.

No, the plastic latch has no locking mechanism. Yes, it’s basically open for anyone to piss in or fill it with cement or….

E: which reminds me…wasn’t there a super rare and sought-after Porsche where you refilled the engine oil somewhere on the roof/a-pillar?

tuo fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Dec 22, 2021

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

tuo posted:

The BMW i8 has a similar “do not open the hood”-policy, plus a “only open the hood with two persons” (because due to weight saving, it might crack in half if you open it alone). To refill the washer fluid, you just pop open a small plastic latch that sits right next to the wipers, outside of the hood.

No, the plastic latch has no locking mechanism. Yes, it’s basically open for anyone to piss in or fill it with cement or….

E: which reminds me…wasn’t there a super rare and sought-after Porsche where you refilled the engine oil somewhere on the roof/a-pillar?

Same for the Alfa 4C, except instead of a neat latch or clips, the cover that you remove to refill the WW fluid uses self tapping machine screws. Oh, also, you need to use your travel-pee-funnel to refill it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBDzy2lpc_Q

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy
The EQS is electric so there isn't really anything user serviceable under the hood.

As to how you refill the washer fluid they took inspiration from the common washing machine:

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Way easier to piss in that standing on a flimsy hood that might crack any moment, imo.

AirRaid
Dec 21, 2004

Nose Manual + Super Sonic Spin Attack

Shai-Hulud posted:

As to how you refill the washer fluid they took inspiration from the common washing machine:



I’m just going to assume that’s from the way that slides out it’s not the top of a filler tube, that little tub is the entire reservoir.

My fiancés Civic has a ridiculously tiny washer fluid tank. It takes less than a litre and needs filling all the drat time.

coldpudding
May 14, 2009

FORUM GHOST

Powershift posted:



Mercedes EQS
I would not be surprised if in the near future we started seeing cars omit regular hinged hoods entirely in favor of just gluing and screwing the thing shut with security screws from the factory like a smartphone.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

coldpudding posted:

I would not be surprised if in the near future we started seeing cars omit regular hinged hoods entirely in favor of just gluing and screwing the thing shut with security screws from the factory like a smartphone.

Yeah, I just mentioned the BMW i8 (it’s not glued shut, but it has no regular opening mechanism. There are two plugs you have to pull on each front door, pull a thingy out, and then you can lift the whole hood up (no hinges), and it’s really, really flimsy….

Then again, with an EV (or in this case hybrid) I can totally see the reason why you shouldn’t be able to easily access a motor powered by way to much electricity for you to survive.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
This may sound yokel-ish, but....is people pissing in your car's fluid reservoirs that common of a problem?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Problem? No, it's the solution.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
On the other hand, every EV should have a frunk because there is no big ICE and associated hardware to take up volume under the hood.

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!
Here is some terrible car stuff: I was up in sales collecting money for servicing one of the sales managers' vehicles and overheard the conversation they were having. Apparently for new Ford Raptors dealerships appear to be marking up available inventory by 20K OVER MSRP! What. The. Actual. gently caress.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

coupedeville posted:

Here is some terrible car stuff: I was up in sales collecting money for servicing one of the sales managers' vehicles and overheard the conversation they were having. Apparently for new Ford Raptors dealerships appear to be marking up available inventory by 20K OVER MSRP! What. The. Actual. gently caress.

Tale old as time.

I'm still dealing with the aftermath of my dealership loving up my car. I am trying to see if it can be swung into them giving me a steal on a 2022 Miata, but that's probably unlikely.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


coupedeville posted:

Here is some terrible car stuff: I was up in sales collecting money for servicing one of the sales managers' vehicles and overheard the conversation they were having. Apparently for new Ford Raptors dealerships appear to be marking up available inventory by 20K OVER MSRP! What. The. Actual. gently caress.

They have basically been doing that here since 2011. It's happening in the states too.

At mecum this spring, a 2016 sold at auction for over a 2021s MSRP.



Ford has started prioritizing orders and sending stock to dealers who sell at MSRP, but shithouse dealers would still rather make $25k on one truck than make $5k each on 5.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Final Blog Entry posted:

When I was a kid my uncle ended up with a busted windshield and a hell of a scare after jumping my moms car and later driving off without his hood latched, so yeah people do dumb poo poo

I may or may not have gotten so excited that I got my FC RX-7 running that I forgot I had removed the hood latch.
Thankfully, the hood was already bent from being shoved under a truck at some point, and it didn't break the windshield or damage the roof. I was only going about 30 MPH testing it around the neighborhood. I mean, I may or may not have been.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/chaostiktoks/status/1463202177791541250

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
The Twitter handle is extremely accurate

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Darchangel posted:

I may or may not have gotten so excited that I got my FC RX-7 running that I forgot I had removed the hood latch.
Thankfully, the hood was already bent from being shoved under a truck at some point, and it didn't break the windshield or damage the roof. I was only going about 30 MPH testing it around the neighborhood. I mean, I may or may not have been.

The tech didn't latch the hood properly when I had my Miata inspected once, and I discovered it when it popped up while going 90kmh up a road with no shoulder. Managed to limp to an intersection without destroying anything thankfully.

PBCrunch
Jun 17, 2002

Lawrence Phillips Always #1 to Me
I left the hood half-latched on my XJ Cherokee once on a trip to the auto parts store six blocks away to get a new battery for my brother's XJ Cherokee. The hood popped open at 30mph and pretty much destroyed the cowl and the windshield. Oops.

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

I've never done it to myself but I was futzing with my moms '78 Monte Carlo when I was little and popped the hood without realizing. She came home from work madder than I've ever seen her

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.
i never met my maternal grandmother because of a failed hood latch on a flat-fender jeep. modern double safety latches are a big deal to me, and its definitely something to take seriously. i can imagine why she'd be upset, lol

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Arson Daily posted:

I've never done it to myself but I was futzing with my moms '78 Monte Carlo when I was little and popped the hood without realizing. She came home from work madder than I've ever seen her

One day as a kid I was swinging on the clothesline and it collapsed on mums SLR5000. Another day she was driving it up the driveway and I was playing action hero or some poo poo with a mate and decided I would jump out of the hedges and try and slide across the bonnet. That ended with a dented bonnet and me almost being runover. And no TV for a week.

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

Raluek posted:

i never met my maternal grandmother because of a failed hood latch on a flat-fender jeep. modern double safety latches are a big deal to me, and its definitely something to take seriously. i can imagine why she'd be upset, lol

Oh I totally get why she was mad, the hood apparently flew up on her going down a 2 lane highway going like 55. In my defense though I was like 5 at the time I didn't know wtf I did to her car I was was just playing around.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Humphreys posted:

And no TV for a week.

Oh God I can't remember the specific set of circumstances, but you just reminded me there was like a few year period my parents refused to let me watch Godzilla (1998).

Like it was on tv years after it released and they sent me to my room while it was on.

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Wasabi the J posted:

Oh God I can't remember the specific set of circumstances, but you just reminded me there was like a few year period my parents refused to let me watch Godzilla (1998).

Like it was on tv years after it released and they sent me to my room while it was on.

The TV was literally removed from the house my entire 12th year of highschool due to my grades. This backfired cos I just simply never came home except to sleep sometimes. Spent most of my time at my rich GFs house hosting movie marathon events.

"Watching TV all day won't get you anywhere"

Fast Forward a few years and I'm Lead Cinematographer in a remote location and won a number of awards in LA. I desperately wanted to make that phonecall to mum rubbing it in.

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