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That was Kevin "Look what you did you little jerk" was the most correct sentence ever
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Dec 23, 2021 07:31
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Elf is ok. That's about it. Some cool camera tricks in it though.
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Dec 23, 2021 07:32
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Its Rinaldo posted:That was Kevin i hope he died penniless and alone
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Dec 23, 2021 07:35
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Amy Pole Her posted:The sequels were a masterpiece compared to that piece of poo poo. What on earth? And elf sucks? I'm curious to hear a defense of this movie. Personally, I enjoyed Zoey Deschanel singing and Ed Asner as Santa. That's like 6 minutes of runtime. The rest was a giant nothing or weirdly uncomfortable. Buddy calling Peter Dinklage an elf over and over aged really poorly of course but that paled in comparison to how boring it all was. Set for the north pole was an entirely colorless series of wood rooms. Blah, all the way through.
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Dec 23, 2021 07:39
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Elf owns. Christmas Vacation owns. Home Alone owns. Christmas movies are fun and I enjoy them.
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Dec 23, 2021 07:40
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wandler20 posted:Elf owns. Christmas Vacation owns. Home Alone owns. Christmas movies are fun and I enjoy them. First time I've ever wished I were still a mod so I could MOD CHALLENGE you into watching and writing a thorough review https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9CEIcmWmtA e: I wouldn't have enforced the challenge though
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Dec 23, 2021 07:41
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Ok, so not ALL Christmas movies.
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Dec 23, 2021 07:52
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Intruder posted:First time I've ever wished I were still a mod so I could MOD CHALLENGE you into watching and writing a thorough review I saw that last year. Better than Elf honestly. Bad in a fun way.
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Dec 23, 2021 07:55
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fake morpheus's mustard suit loving rules e: "Sheperd" YES I DON'T CARE HOW CONTRIVED IT IS Intruder fucked around with this message at 09:14 on Dec 23, 2021 |
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Dec 23, 2021 07:59
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All Christmas movies are subpar. There's a reason Die Hard gets brought up as a Christmas movie, because there are no good Christmas movies. Let's roll the tape: - Home Alone 1 and 2: Kevin is a loving psycopath. Also the bandits should be completely mush and / or the house would have burned down. - Christmas Vacation: its... really not memorable. - Elf: Christmas themed Will Ferrell over the top stuff. If that's your thing, it's fine. - It's A Wonderful Life: way too loving long. - A Christmas Story: if it were remade today, it'd be a middle America Cletus safari and the family would be massive Trump supporters. - The Santa Clause: are we just gonna ignore the fact that Tim Allen murdered Santa? - How the Grinch Stole Christmas with Jim Carrey: who was this for? It's way too dark for kids, and as an adult, it's just... weird as hell. - Miracle on 34th Street: the idea of Santa having to go to trial defeats the whole point of Santa. - Love, Actually: Way too many side stories and honestly, can't even remember how it ends. So that basically leaves 3 good movies with a Christmas theme but weren't necessarily designed to be around Christmas, and those movies are: Die Hard, Batman Returns, and Trading Places. please don't take this post too seriously
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Dec 23, 2021 10:01
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Since I sort of glossed over Intruder's post, I almost saw Last Christmas in theaters mainly because the leads are Emilia Clarke and Henry Golding, but then I was spoiled to the ending and lol Henry Golding's character is a ghost, and his heart was gifted to Emilia Clarke who was dealing with health problems. it's literally just like the lyrics of the song Last Christmas.
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Dec 23, 2021 10:06
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Asymptomatic but COVID positive somehow, even though I almost never leave my apartment, and I'm vaccinated and boosted. gently caress.
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Dec 23, 2021 10:52
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I notice original how the grinch stole christmas was left off the list. Which might be fair at this point because the Benedict Cumberbatch is that bad it should not exist.
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Dec 23, 2021 10:54
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Barudak posted:I notice original how the grinch stole christmas was left off the list. Which might be fair at this point because the Benedict Cumberbatch is that bad it should not exist. Are you thinking Jim Carrey?
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Dec 23, 2021 11:23
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Its Rinaldo posted:gently caress making me play as Raiden Without MGS2 Raiden, we don't get MGS4 Raiden, and without MGS4 Raiden we don't get Metal Gear Rising: Revengence, which is objectively one of the best games ever made. Easily worth it
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Dec 23, 2021 11:52
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Relentlessboredomm posted:surprising bc usually Paradox games are capable of eating up all the processing power in the universe to show you a few dozen units moving across the map It was mostly hyperbole since I'm running a 5900X and a 3080 with 64GB of RAM but yeah, Paradox games aren't "optimized" Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:I really need to get back into these two. Played Squadrons for a bit when it came out, then stopped, and got into Stellaris but ran out of time to play. If you decide to get into Stellaris let me know because there are a few mods I would recommend. It's a really in depth game but also a time sink. I usually play a few hours in the morning on the weekends before my wife gets up. During the week I don't game much because we "spend time together" and "value each other's company" Joey Freshwater posted:So outlook has a thing where it connects with gmail automatically through whatever computer magic and that’s what I was doing. The first rule of computer touching is you can generally fix anything with proper Googling. Another top rule is never trust (setup) wizards and manually configure things yourself FizFashizzle posted:got a fight between neo, his new crew, and the loving lost boys from hook. Well is the new matrix bad or not, you're giving conflicting signals because this sounds like it owns
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Dec 23, 2021 12:02
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I started a new job three weeks ago, and on the first day I had to check in with IT about an issue my computer was having with Creative Cloud. Guy spent fifteen minutes trying to figure it out, then threw up his hands and said it was just gonna be broken for a bit. After he left I was able to fix it through some Googling and dicking around in Terminal. I didn't wanna deal with the ramifications of "I dicked around in Terminal" so I just told him a reboot fixed it somehow.
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Dec 23, 2021 12:07
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I am bracing myself for not enjoying the new Matrix movie not from the reviews y'all are tossing out, but because I am not watching it for the 1st time in the theater (we're watching it on HBO Max later). I'm still mad I didn't see Godzilla vs. Kong in theaters as I'm positive I would've enjoyed it more seeing it on a big screen. Also, sorry to hear about your positive COVID test, Timby. Hopefully you being asymptomatic means you won't have long haul effects.
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Dec 23, 2021 12:14
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Timby posted:Are you thinking Jim Carrey? I meant the Benedict Cumberatch one because it makes the Jim Carrey one look like high art and I am ready to be whooshed into that good night.
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Dec 23, 2021 12:18
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Jingle All The Way is an amazing Christmas movie as well
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Dec 23, 2021 14:10
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 I'm watching Santa Claus Conquers The Martians thanks to watchw.me and it's very weird without the MST3K commentary.
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Dec 23, 2021 14:16
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https://twitter.com/tony_magoni/status/1473881879782871045?s=21
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Dec 23, 2021 14:18
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Intruder posted:First time I've ever wished I were still a mod so I could MOD CHALLENGE you into watching and writing a thorough review My wife watched that a month or so ago, I had forgotten about the twist to it. Ugh.
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Dec 23, 2021 14:21
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Toaster Beef posted:After he left I was able to fix it through some Googling and dicking around in Terminal. I didn't wanna deal with the ramifications of "I dicked around in Terminal" so I just told him a reboot fixed it somehow. Basically the same experience I have with my IT group at work! Regedit and gpedit ahoy! Christmas movie take: Muppet Christmas Carol whips the crap out of A Muppet Family Christmas. The Sesame Street crossover was just pandering 
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Dec 23, 2021 14:31
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Rectal Placenta posted:Basically the same experience I have with my IT group at work! Regedit and gpedit ahoy! Muppet Christmas Carol is great, but I still have a soft spot for A Muppet Family Christmas. I also had the LP of Christmas on Sesame Street as a kid.
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Dec 23, 2021 14:33
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vw19pKcKHc Christmas Every Day is my favorite trash garbage movie during the holidays. It has the dude from Airplane! and the whiniest protagonist ever, and the 90's-ness is distilled to the density of a neutron star.
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Dec 23, 2021 14:43
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I have zero desire to do anything at work today. The weather outside is actually nice for the first time in weeks 
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Dec 23, 2021 14:54
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Android Apocalypse posted:
That and the other two MST3K Christmas movies (Santa vs The Devil and The Christmas That almost Wasn't) are my go-to background films for wrapping presents.
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Dec 23, 2021 15:07
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Dec 23, 2021 15:07
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The one thing I've been looking forward to, the thing that has kept me sane throughout this hell crunch week has been knowing at the end of work today I will go home, smoke some weed, eat some garbage, and, most importantly, play Deep Rock Galactic with friends. Last night my computer suddenly decided it will be running at about 1% of its normal speed and be unusable Really hoping it's a software thing that a Windows reinstall can cover (spent way too long trying to make a loving bootable USB on a laptop last night and never got it working), but it really could go either way. The initial splash screen that lets me choose boot options comes up normally, but getting to Windows takes minutes (SATA SSD, normally could be at the desktop in 15-ish seconds). Once I'm in the mouse moves around fine, but clicking something like the start menu takes so long to respond that it's almost unusable to even troubleshoot. The same thing happened to my wife on Monday, then it booted up fine for me when I got home. It happening, then being fine, then happening again is what makes me think it is probably hardware going out at the worst possible time to try and run out to replace things.
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Dec 23, 2021 15:09
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seiferguy posted:All Christmas movies are subpar. There's a reason Die Hard gets brought up as a Christmas movie, because there are no good Christmas movies. Someone was born with a heart two sizes too small
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Dec 23, 2021 15:10
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Its Rinaldo posted:I'll say it *leans into mic* Wrong
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Dec 23, 2021 15:15
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Elf is fine because it’s a kid’s movie, but it gets so much hate because it seems like people expected Full Ferrell Plumage at the time. He’s not going to scream about the North Pole sucking camel dicks on planet bullshit. It’s dumb and corny and very very inoffensive with a few good little laughs sprinkled in. Also that Last Christmas plot is hilarious but Emilia Clarke is the most beautiful woman on the planet and I’m fine with her doing whatever the gently caress she wants.
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Dec 23, 2021 15:16
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Rectal Placenta posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vw19pKcKHc Wait is that… how many Christmas movies was Phil Hartman in?!
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Dec 23, 2021 15:43
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Roberts Hays my man
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Dec 23, 2021 15:52
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Timby posted:Asymptomatic but COVID positive somehow, even though I almost never leave my apartment, and I'm vaccinated and boosted. drat dude. I'm glad you're asymptomatic, at least! Vaccine still doing good. Any chance it could be a false positive?
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Dec 23, 2021 16:03
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Rectal Placenta posted:Roberts Hays my man Watch the actual clip - Hartmans in it
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Dec 23, 2021 16:03
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AND THE KID FROM BRINK?! I’m watching this movie
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If you like Christmas horror, try Rare Exports.
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