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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://twitch.tv/thejohnnywrestling
If you want to watch Johnny and Candice make cookies for christmas

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A Real Horse
Oct 26, 2013


sticklefifer posted:

Normally I'd just be like whatever, a weeb gimmick. But Kidd Bandit's self awareness is what does it for me. If you didn't see the recent match where they ran around the audience yelling "I'M PANDERING", it was pretty great.

Where can one see this match, because that sounds hilarious.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

A Real Horse posted:

Where can one see this match, because that sounds hilarious.

From the MOTY and WMOTY thread. It's the first match.


Senerio posted:

Deadlock Fire #1, Aired 12/16

Entrance of the Year: Kidd Bandit vs Lucky Ali

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Blaise330 posted:

in kayfabe T-Bar looks like such a dork if he's advertising a taped match that he lost

In kayfabe matches don’t happen until they air.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Yeah he’s just a real big dork irl. Sometimes gets a little too excited about ethnic cleansing tho.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Whomst among us hasn't gotten jazzed about a lil ethclen?

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

All love to Kidd Bandit, who I never want to see wrestle but probably I will have to especially if they start to make those creative but stupid moves look good, hell I might become a mark for them.

Did they legally change their name to Jojo's Bizarre Adventure or do they have some kind of super weeb parents? I thought getting names that unusual legally was usually very difficult, maybe times have changed there.

I mean you should be able to be called whatever legally, rich people get to do it for millennia it's how we have so many stupid names now.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

You can damage your child any which way when it comes to naming. And also a reason you should wait until your 30s or experience equivalent to have kids.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

im pretty sure they're just joking about their middle and last name being bizarre adventure.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

https://twitter.com/RebyHardy/status/1474212605157945346?t=I9P_I8EDqjqDwtj1iu8LfQ&s=19

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

A Real Horse posted:

Where can one see this match, because that sounds hilarious.

There's also a point midmatch where they randomly burst into a round of 'Adrenaline in my soul, something something Cody Rhodes'

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/OfficialTAZ/status/1474216638786551809

TUS
Feb 19, 2003

I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.


the escape goat posted:

They’re gonna be working a show I’m going to in January and I’m gonna give ‘em an Evangelion tamagotchi because I respect how they’ve not just leaned into but deadass Naruto-sprinted into their love of all things weeb.

…on that note, is it weird to give wrestlers gifts? I gave Daniel Makabe a Cascadia soccer scarf but otherwise it’s not something I’ve done.

Nah its not weird. Weird things can happen though. I gave Smart Mark Sterling some beer from one of the "better" breweries in New England which he was appreciative of, and my friend gave him a couple bottles of home brewed Cider. He then recorded an episode of "Off the Hop Rope" while drinking the Cider (he loved it) and I think he regifted my beers to Matt Cardona since he tweeted a whole bunch of beer Mark gave him, which included some of the same cans I gave to Mark. So I guess I gave Cardona beer for Christmas 2 years ago?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011


I'm glad JR is ok but wish Taz was on the desk permanently, with JR for big matches and those sit down interviews only.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

flashy_mcflash posted:

I'm glad JR is ok but wish Taz was on the desk permanently, with JR for big matches and those sit down interviews only.

If JR ever does retire, Taz is going to make such an excellent replacement. A sentence I would never have thought I'd write 2 years ago. The 3-man booth with Tony, Ex, and Taz is such a fun energy.

Taz is especially good at going full maniac/Dark during the ad breaks and coming back to reality for TV.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Taz has a solid Twitter game

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

taz saying "these guys are workin' their asses off" when danielson v hanger went to full commercial break was amazing

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I want my new text alert to be Taz going "right in the yambags!"

Der-Wreck
Feb 13, 2006
Friday nights are for Wapner!

I just love taz as a loose cannon color commentator. Him getting mad at the production truck when they didn’t do a replay of a brainbuster from the OC/Cole match was hilarious.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Rarity posted:

I want my new text alert to be Taz going "right in the yambags!"

Your phone might catch fire if Flair ends up working a match

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
HOOK will never wrestle on Dynamite because Taz threatened to choke out TK if he's not allowed to call his son's matches.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Every time I think Taz couldn't possibly own more than he already owns...

https://twitter.com/OfficialTAZ/status/1474406519051595783?t=pBJbmi7hAZqamUETuVu14A&s=19

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

New taz lore

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



flashy_mcflash posted:

I'm glad JR is ok but wish Taz was on the desk permanently, with JR for big matches and those sit down interviews only.

Yeah, I'm glad he's OK too. I think the current announce desk is a lot better than the one with JR on it. I realize he's a legend and he can still occasionally deliver the goods but most of the time he just sounds tired and out of it, and the energy Excalibur, Tony and Taz have is much better.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

HOOK was conceived with Sade playing faintly in the background. By candlelight

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




Personally I'm expecting it to be more like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8iHcJwiJys&t=34s

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



They should just pretend Taz is JR. It’s Taz as usual but now he gets old man horny from time to time

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

a cyborg mug posted:

They should just pretend Taz is JR. It’s Taz as usual but now he gets old man horny from time to time

Thirsty Jones over here

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

a cyborg mug posted:

They should just pretend Taz is JR. It’s Taz as usual but now he gets old man horny from time to time

Tha pidgeons!

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Rarity posted:

Tha pidgeons!

I legitimately forgot about that whole part of his act in WWE until you said this.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

a cyborg mug posted:

They should just pretend Taz is JR. It’s Taz as usual but now he gets old man horny from time to time

Team Taz's first woman member should be "That drat" Jezebel Jones, agreed

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Basic Sade entertain me for many years.

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Power Windows posted:

Every time I think Taz couldn't possibly own more than he already owns...

https://twitter.com/OfficialTAZ/status/1474406519051595783?t=pBJbmi7hAZqamUETuVu14A&s=19

I always said Taz was the goat.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Matt Cardona big leaguing the independents might be my favorite storyline of the year

https://twitter.com/TheMattCardona/status/1474404710752866305

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
https://twitter.com/zacyuki/status/1474394062665175047

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/MandaLHuber/status/1474145978580099072

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/ssm_yokosuka046/status/1474561313779351553?t=h7EJpDEtJCEueIS0wQnm0Q&s=19

Posted entirely for Shimizu's Big Van Vader - Hardcore Chocolate t-shirt

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

I got to buy more Hardcore Chocolate shirts. I have the Hana Kimura and Keiji Mutoh ones and they look cool and are really comfortable even compared to NJPW ones.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/MichaelElgin25/status/1474571286282223617?t=sTL5Zj3bUjLrFqXEUimGvA&s=19

Michael Elgin and Rovert are having an insane argument about Elgin making a video about his love of pegging which somehow proves his ex lied???

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Ivypls
Aug 24, 2019

i hope they destroy each other

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