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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





To think, the garbage and refuse that this project sloughed off in its shambling wake is now legally "collectible"

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Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

pseudanonymous posted:

TBH it's closer to 3. This thread is 2 years and 9 months old.

Yeah I’m posting on my phone and hit the wrong button. 3 year anniversary.

And no way is Nathen going to just stop. He’ll come up with something new. Maybe he’ll commission some DeviantArt-ist to create some new characters for a new venture?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Furry eats

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

DoombatINC posted:

To think, the garbage and refuse that this project sloughed off in its shambling wake is now legally "collectible"

I guess I'm going to have to go back to buying big handfuls of tissues and just slopping them on my end tables

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?
Garfuccino product placements

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?
Nickelodeon is asking for fork jail for touching this boys pure love for da Garf

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life


We taking bets yet on how long it takes for him to start doing porn in the garfsuit to pay the bills?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

What the gently caress? Nooooo! Christmas is loving RUINED! :cry:

:rip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Entergagement is getting shockingly low.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Stop all the orders, cut off the telephone,
Prevent Scooby-Doo from barking with a farm 2 plate bone,
Silence the TikTok and with muffled drum
Repurpose the coffin, let the entergagers come.
Let meat blimps circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message Garf Is Dead.
Cancel the cable and give Nickelodeon executives gentle shoves,
Let the feeling species wear black cotton gloves.

He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that Garf would last forever: I was wrong.

The pizza ovens are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the Garfoccinos and dismantel the failson;
Pour away the orange sauce and sweep up the vent hood;
For nothing now can ever come to any good.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 09:52 on Dec 24, 2021

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
lmao all you motherfuckers saying this is over, this is the end

Nathen will NEVER end, not until he's in the cold hard ground. He cannot resist the entergagement. It's only a matter of time until his next project surfaces, and I for one can't wait to see what it is

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Killingyouguy! posted:

Lmao he confirms he got the license pulled

It's a christmas miracle. Just lmao.
I saw 46 new posts ITT and got all excited. This owns.

Edit: Reminder that Nathen paid over $11,000 USD for a weird, now-useless Garfield suit.
Well ok, not ENTIRELY useless.

Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 07:07 on Dec 24, 2021

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020

CodfishCartographer posted:

lmao all you motherfuckers saying this is over, this is the end

Nathen will NEVER end, not until he's in the cold hard ground. He cannot resist the entergagement. It's only a matter of time until his next project surfaces, and I for one can't wait to see what it is

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Nickelodeon apparently lacks a sense of decorum and didn't have the decency to do this on a Monday.

GoBob
Jul 31, 2008



End of an era. I can’t believe it’s been nearly three years. It’s only gotten crazier since I first heard of GarfieldEATS and found this thread. Remember the multiple times that people said we’ve hit the peak and to close it? I almost think at this point, it should be goldmined since he lost the license, but I know he can’t stop himself. He’s going to run ScoobEATS into the ground and start up HeathcliffEATS, TopCatEATS, and/or SnagglepussEATS.

im saint germain
Jan 30, 2021

i've come from the future to tell you all we have to stop party rock before it returns
I'm not sure I actually want to know what Nathen does next

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
So many stars in the Mazriverse

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life


For some reason his beard has always unsettled me in that uncanny valley kinda way.

Sentinel fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Dec 24, 2021

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Sentinel posted:

For some reason his beard has always unsettled me in that uncanny valley kinda way.

It looks painted on.

Wudz
Aug 19, 2005

*LATEST FAD
He loved loved us (platonically),
He fed us,
But in the end,
He left us

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

GarfieldEATS is going to become like when a fast food franchisee loses their license and turn into a GorfieldFATS, still offering that orange lasagna its customers love but with big blank stickers over all the trademarks on the packaging.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


That video had the same vibes as the Papa Johns “The reckoning will come. Stay tuned.” Except that where the Papa and his Pizza Team started to fade, I don’t think Nathen will.

I am ready for further entergagement.

not a bot
Jan 9, 2019
To be fair, this has been over ever since the lovely restaurant closed down like a month after it was opened. Even though he lost the license, the ride will keep on keeping on.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Not sure if anyone has posted it but here's the actual Youtube farewell message:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Opq7dQxqGZA

Nathen looks like he hasn't slept in a couple days and/or has been crying. He also appears to be forcing himself to put this weird fake smile between sentences that's really off-putting. I guess this is the Nathen version of "I'm not mad".
Oh also at one point he says, "I am leaving GarfieldEats" which got a laugh out of me. Motherfucker, you ARE GarfieldEats.
Near the end of the video he admits that his license got pulled. Maybe threatening Chris Pratt on Twitter wasn't such a great idea.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Lol. He's claiming credit for the new Garfield movie being made. Amazing.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

[Royalty free music-sad]

Oh God! Him hugging the giant plush after bragging about donating them to a childrens hospital!

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
ask not for whom the garf barfs

it barfs

for thee

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Escape From Noise posted:

[Royalty free music-sad]

Oh God! Him hugging the giant plush after bragging about donating them to a childrens hospital!

That thing has got to be a biohazard by now.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
Looking forward to Garfield-without-Garfield EATS

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

NathenEATS (his emotions)

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Jon Arbuckle was (involuntary)celibate as well. Coincidence?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Did Nathen ever show hole?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Woke up to this, WORST CHRISTMAS EVER
Thanks, Nickelmonster :(((

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Wait... this means the IP is available, right? The ultimate goon project: Something Awful Dot Com Presents: Garfield Eats!

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
The bugs bunny fans won

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Can I still get a big cow lasagna or not?

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Nessus posted:

Can I still get a big cow lasagna or not?

The cartoon mascot may change, but Big Cow Lasagna is forever.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
BartEATS Big Cow Lasagna with world famous yellow sauce

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Love me, shame me, be forced to leave me.

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Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Love me, feed me, never post small bart

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