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This movie was so dumb. The whole joke was “lol I don’t even wanna make this but they’re making me” but it shouldn’t excuse this stupid turd for being a pointless dumb meandering piece of poo poo It’s also the best matrix sequel Edit: also I predicted it would just be the exact same movie as the first. I was wrong, so I guess it gets points for that
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Dec 23, 2021 08:40
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Colonel Cancer posted:The bad guy is the audience for helping this movie get made
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Dec 23, 2021 09:09
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The movie spends 30-40mins retelling the premise and events of the original Matrix, except infinitely less impactful. Lana's meta commentary doesn't make up for that portion being terrible. It was nice to see Keanu and Carrie onscreen together again though.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I am willing to accept that I might be in a fake reality, but the whole "machines use us for living batteries" idea just doesn't work. So the fake reality I am trapped in is definitely not "The Matrix". They had a huge chance to correct this stupid mistake from the OG movie as apparently WB thought their original idea was too complex? but instead it was more important to recycle beloved characters as loving hobo's ranting about...sequels? Didn't the wachowski's make the biggest loving sequels of all time @ 300million before? but now its stupid and bad and this movie is shot like garbage its an inside joke teehee
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Dec 23, 2021 09:15
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Dec 23, 2021 09:26
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movie good, so what
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Dec 23, 2021 16:04
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Movie was dumb as hell but also extremely good. Second best Matrix.
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I just realized if they can take stuff out of the Matrix and grow it in real life, and they just inherited a Resurrection machine lawrence fishburne Star Trek 3 the Search for Morpheus confirmed
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Dec 23, 2021 18:18
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yeah the 'humans as batteries' never made any sense at all, i always read it as the studio saying 'hey you gotta put in something really super simple so idiots can get it'. would always have made more sense that the matrix needed the power of human brains to run or something
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Dec 23, 2021 18:21
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Mozi posted:yeah the 'humans as batteries' never made any sense at all, i always read it as the studio saying 'hey you gotta put in something really super simple so idiots can get it'. would always have made more sense that the matrix needed the power of human brains to run or something a throwaway line about 'you know the 10% of the brain you use? they're using the other 90%' is a better explanation and then never talk about it again
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Dec 23, 2021 18:24
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Vampire Panties posted:a throwaway line about 'you know the 10% of the brain you use? they're using the other 90%' is a better explanation This would have improved the movie immensely and the thought of what might have been really bugs me a lot more than it should. Kind of like how much better Star Wars: Return of the Jedi would have been if the Ewoks had been Wookees.
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Dec 23, 2021 18:29
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No morpheus no sale
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Dec 23, 2021 18:57
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Pimpcasso posted:No morpheus no sale Fauxpheus was one of the best parts of the movie
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Dec 23, 2021 19:03
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Dec 23, 2021 19:03
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There were a lot of points where I felt the movie was written by someone who watched Attitude Era WWF, and it was like the movie kept blaming me for it existing and the swarm mode is a literal take on Twitter or Reddit or whatever and all this non-stop super on the nose poo poo. But the visuals were kinda neat, so 6/10 Matrixes. Second best at least.
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Dec 23, 2021 19:27
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Gutcruncher posted:The whole joke was “lol I don’t even wanna make this but they’re making me” but it shouldn’t excuse this stupid turd for being a pointless dumb meandering piece of poo poo don't sign your posts
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Dec 23, 2021 19:32
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Ok ok, hear me out. What if we do the Matrix again, but this time add zombies!
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JetSetGo posted:There were a lot of points where I felt the movie was written by someone who watched Attitude Era WWF, and it was like the movie kept blaming me for it existing and the swarm mode is a literal take on Twitter or Reddit or whatever and all this non-stop super on the nose poo poo. Every piece of media these days needs an allusion to how internet denizens are like an angry swarm of mindless monsters. I get it. I already know what I am.
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Nice Van My Man posted:Every piece of media these days needs an allusion to how internet denizens are like an angry swarm of mindless monsters. I get it. I already know what I am. I have a quick piece of advice for you. Stop consuming that media, you addict.
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Dec 23, 2021 20:02
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what color pills they got in that matrix these days?
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Dec 23, 2021 20:23
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After I had to invert a 5x5 matrix via row reduction and showing every step plus proving it was correct and not using a calculator, during a timed test with 40 other questions, I have had quite enough of these "matrices" thabks
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Dec 23, 2021 20:34
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Watched an hour or so of it, was actually somewhat disappointed I couldn't stay up and watch the rest. Doogie Howser using the actual words "bullet time" as his grand plot to control Neo and Trinity was pretty stupid.
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Dec 23, 2021 20:38
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a mysterious cloak posted:Watched an hour or so of it, was actually somewhat disappointed I couldn't stay up and watch the rest.
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Dec 23, 2021 20:40
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a mysterious cloak posted:Watched an hour or so of it, was actually somewhat disappointed I couldn't stay up and watch the rest. Are you loving kidding me? That was a cinematographic technique, not a plot device. I'm glad I was spoiled so I don't have to pay to see this dreck.
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Dec 23, 2021 20:43
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I was not expecting the part where maskless freedom fighters shot up an unarmed train of masked zombies
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Dec 23, 2021 20:44
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Bad Purchase posted:what color pills they got in that matrix these days? A really pretty, super bright blue and an equally bright but perhaps not quite as nice red.
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Dec 23, 2021 20:50
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Who What Now posted:Are you loving kidding me? That was a cinematographic technique, not a plot device. I'm glad I was spoiled so I don't have to pay to see this dreck. The entire movie is very meta. There’s literally a scene where they are brainstorming ideas for a fourth Matrix.
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Dec 23, 2021 20:55
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Dec 23, 2021 21:02
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HD DAD posted:The entire movie is very meta. There’s literally a scene where they are brainstorming ideas for a fourth Matrix. FFS. Do they at least get to do the explicit trans allegory that they wanted to do originally?
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Who What Now posted:FFS. Do they at least get to do the explicit trans allegory that they wanted to do originally? During the brainstorm one person says the matrix is about "trans-politics" but unless I missed it, there weren't any trans characters in the movie.
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Lister posted:During the brainstorm one person says the matrix is about "trans-politics" but unless I missed it, there weren't any trans characters in the movie. Yes this totally surprised me Very safe boring movie
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Dec 24, 2021 07:43
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They were really phoning in the internet culture references, like the guy named Chad boning computer nerd Keanu’s crush.
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Dec 24, 2021 07:54
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Smeef posted:They were really phoning in the internet culture references, like the guy named Chad boning computer nerd Keanu’s crush. that guys name is actually chad. the reason he is trinitys husband is that he was keanus stunt double for the matrix, so he is literally a facsimile of the guy she actually wants to be with
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Dec 24, 2021 08:04
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It's really good y'all are babies
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Dec 24, 2021 11:30
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Does that cake that makes you bust come back in this one?
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More than half the movie was the characters explaining the loving movie. The writers were too lazy to make a movie so they were like "let's have the characters stand there and say what we wish to convey in this convoluted clusterfuck. That way we don't have to put the effort into coming up with an actual movie that does this through an actual story.
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jsoh posted:that guys name is actually chad. the reason he is trinitys husband is that he was keanus stunt double for the matrix, so he is literally a facsimile of the guy she actually wants to be with lmao
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