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To think, the garbage and refuse that this project sloughed off in its shambling wake is now legally "collectible"
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 05:15 |
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pseudanonymous posted:TBH it's closer to 3. This thread is 2 years and 9 months old. Yeah I’m posting on my phone and hit the wrong button. 3 year anniversary. And no way is Nathen going to just stop. He’ll come up with something new. Maybe he’ll commission some DeviantArt-ist to create some new characters for a new venture?
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 05:23 |
Furry eats
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 05:28 |
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DoombatINC posted:To think, the garbage and refuse that this project sloughed off in its shambling wake is now legally "collectible" I guess I'm going to have to go back to buying big handfuls of tissues and just slopping them on my end tables
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 05:28 |
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Garfuccino product placements
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 05:39 |
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Nickelodeon is asking for fork jail for touching this boys pure love for da Garf
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 05:42 |
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We taking bets yet on how long it takes for him to start doing porn in the garfsuit to pay the bills?
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 05:47 |
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What the gently caress? Nooooo! Christmas is loving RUINED! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 05:51 |
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Entergagement is getting shockingly low.
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 05:54 |
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Stop all the orders, cut off the telephone, Prevent Scooby-Doo from barking with a farm 2 plate bone, Silence the TikTok and with muffled drum Repurpose the coffin, let the entergagers come. Let meat blimps circle moaning overhead Scribbling on the sky the message Garf Is Dead. Cancel the cable and give Nickelodeon executives gentle shoves, Let the feeling species wear black cotton gloves. He was my North, my South, my East and West, My working week and my Sunday rest, My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; I thought that Garf would last forever: I was wrong. The pizza ovens are not wanted now: put out every one; Pack up the Garfoccinos and dismantel the failson; Pour away the orange sauce and sweep up the vent hood; For nothing now can ever come to any good. Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 09:52 on Dec 24, 2021 |
# ? Dec 24, 2021 06:38 |
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lmao all you motherfuckers saying this is over, this is the end Nathen will NEVER end, not until he's in the cold hard ground. He cannot resist the entergagement. It's only a matter of time until his next project surfaces, and I for one can't wait to see what it is
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 06:55 |
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Killingyouguy! posted:Lmao he confirms he got the license pulled It's a christmas miracle. Just lmao. I saw 46 new posts ITT and got all excited. This owns. Edit: Reminder that Nathen paid over $11,000 USD for a weird, now-useless Garfield suit. Well ok, not ENTIRELY useless. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 07:07 on Dec 24, 2021 |
# ? Dec 24, 2021 07:02 |
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CodfishCartographer posted:lmao all you motherfuckers saying this is over, this is the end
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 07:07 |
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Nickelodeon apparently lacks a sense of decorum and didn't have the decency to do this on a Monday.
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 07:16 |
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End of an era. I can’t believe it’s been nearly three years. It’s only gotten crazier since I first heard of GarfieldEATS and found this thread. Remember the multiple times that people said we’ve hit the peak and to close it? I almost think at this point, it should be goldmined since he lost the license, but I know he can’t stop himself. He’s going to run ScoobEATS into the ground and start up HeathcliffEATS, TopCatEATS, and/or SnagglepussEATS.
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 07:30 |
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I'm not sure I actually want to know what Nathen does next
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 07:32 |
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So many stars in the Mazriverse
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 07:32 |
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For some reason his beard has always unsettled me in that uncanny valley kinda way.
Sentinel fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Dec 24, 2021 |
# ? Dec 24, 2021 07:37 |
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Sentinel posted:For some reason his beard has always unsettled me in that uncanny valley kinda way. It looks painted on.
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 07:43 |
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He loved loved us (platonically), He fed us, But in the end, He left us
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 08:11 |
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GarfieldEATS is going to become like when a fast food franchisee loses their license and turn into a GorfieldFATS, still offering that orange lasagna its customers love but with big blank stickers over all the trademarks on the packaging.
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 08:54 |
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That video had the same vibes as the Papa Johns “The reckoning will come. Stay tuned.” Except that where the Papa and his Pizza Team started to fade, I don’t think Nathen will. I am ready for further entergagement.
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 09:05 |
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To be fair, this has been over ever since the lovely restaurant closed down like a month after it was opened. Even though he lost the license, the ride will keep on keeping on.
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 09:05 |
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Not sure if anyone has posted it but here's the actual Youtube farewell message: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Opq7dQxqGZA Nathen looks like he hasn't slept in a couple days and/or has been crying. He also appears to be forcing himself to put this weird fake smile between sentences that's really off-putting. I guess this is the Nathen version of "I'm not mad". Oh also at one point he says, "I am leaving GarfieldEats" which got a laugh out of me. Motherfucker, you ARE GarfieldEats. Near the end of the video he admits that his license got pulled. Maybe threatening Chris Pratt on Twitter wasn't such a great idea.
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 09:06 |
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Lol. He's claiming credit for the new Garfield movie being made. Amazing.
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 09:09 |
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[Royalty free music-sad] Oh God! Him hugging the giant plush after bragging about donating them to a childrens hospital!
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 09:11 |
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ask not for whom the garf barfs it barfs for thee
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 09:32 |
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Escape From Noise posted:[Royalty free music-sad] That thing has got to be a biohazard by now.
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 09:33 |
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Looking forward to Garfield-without-Garfield EATS
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 09:35 |
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NathenEATS (his emotions)
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 09:41 |
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Jon Arbuckle was (involuntary)celibate as well. Coincidence?
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 09:43 |
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Did Nathen ever show hole?
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 09:44 |
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Woke up to this, WORST CHRISTMAS EVER Thanks, Nickelmonster ((
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 09:48 |
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Wait... this means the IP is available, right? The ultimate goon project: Something Awful Dot Com Presents: Garfield Eats!
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 09:52 |
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The bugs bunny fans won
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 10:25 |
Can I still get a big cow lasagna or not?
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 10:51 |
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Nessus posted:Can I still get a big cow lasagna or not? The cartoon mascot may change, but Big Cow Lasagna is forever.
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 11:55 |
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BartEATS Big Cow Lasagna with world famous yellow sauce
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 12:09 |
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Love me, shame me, be forced to leave me.
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Love me, feed me, never post small bart
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